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J.R. Jenks

@jrjenks.bsky.social
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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Kanna Banana 🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇷 @kanna-banana.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
NOT YET
a photo of a ferret screaming at a Christmas ball ornament on a tree
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 24/08/2024
My brother is in a touring hardcore band and just arrived at his venue for today
[photo of a punk venue with Statler and Waldorf puppets in their own little nook]
TEXT: I cannot mess up any songs tonight
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J.R. Jenks @jrjenks.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Finally! A Strange New Worlds episode without lens flares!
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Courtney Love Lies Bleeding 🫦 @hexadecibelle.fyi · 31/05/2026
that realisation that the really stupid “Sergeant Candy” scene cut from Terminator 3 is actually a deep cut fourth wall breaking lore reference, and understanding you’ve got it all wrong. it’s one of the top 10 scenes from the franchise. _possibly_. youtu.be/kayFrIR-Qfw
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Terminator 3 Sergent Candy Scene
YouTube video by Rohon Nag
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J.R. Jenks @jrjenks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express. bristol_stool_chart.gif
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🏳️‍⚧️ Amy had a little pond 🔞 @amypond.gay · 27/08/2026
#timcurry #dollyparton #wip
A split drawing of Tim Curry and Dolly Parton. Two quotes: "Don't dream it, be it" and "find out who you are and do it on purpose".
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J.R. Jenks @jrjenks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry as Frank N. Furter in Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
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J.R. Jenks @jrjenks.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Mogo doesn't socialize.
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J.R. Jenks @jrjenks.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I hope my death doesn't come too suddenly. I want time to change my voicemail prompt.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 19/08/2026
Oh shit I need this as well
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Driftless Thinking @mndriftless.northsky.social · 16/08/2026
A picture of a lynx in a resting position, holding a trans flag. The chyron below shows “local lynx in a great mood. She just ate and she feels nice”
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Steve Kopian @unseenfilms.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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J.R. Jenks @jrjenks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
That's not Batman. That's...
Adam Strange from DC Comics, smiling and standing before a city on the planet Rann. He wears his trademark red-and-white, helmeted jumpsuit and his rocket pack.

The artwork appears to come from the cover of Strange Adventures #1 (2020), by Mitch Gerads & Evan “Doc” Shaner.
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J.R. Jenks @jrjenks.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Yelling at the TV about the show's problems as I rewatch Heroes (2006-2010), just to feel something again. Don't worry. I'll halt the rewatch after season one. I'm not *that* media masochistic.
Ali Larter as Niki Saunders and alternate personality Jessica Saunders in Heroes (2006-2010)
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J.R. Jenks @jrjenks.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The Battle of the Bands!
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Jack Black: Music Teacher Guitar Performance
Alt: Jack Black: Music Teacher Guitar Performance
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J.R. Jenks @jrjenks.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Name a villain who was actually right.
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Pointing Hand and Cartoon Face
Alt: Downward Pointing Hand and Cartoon Face
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J.R. Jenks @jrjenks.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Cyclops would clearly have the strength to string the bow, but would his lack of depth perception prevent him from making the shot through the axes?
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Patrick McCray @patrickmccray.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Remembering Silas Soule, born OTD in 1838. American abolitionist, conductor on the Underground Railroad, military officer, and hero for disobeying orders to participate in Sand Creek Massacre and then giving evidence against his commander. Murdered 1865. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silas_S...
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@abbycohenwl

Exorcist: I'm here to remove the demon that has possessed you

Me: I didn't call you

Demon: I did
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/07/2026
 fipindustries on tumblr:

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general,
they're overdone and simply not as good as the original.
They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.
And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction’s always slurry when they rush the
complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn
it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they
keep just making more and more, please someone stop
the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable,
they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable,
in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i
cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
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J.R. Jenks @jrjenks.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
**Spoilers for Doctor Who "Earthshock" (1982) and Star Trek: Strange New Worlds "Valles Marineris" (2026)** But Adric's still dead, right?
Adric from Doctor Who "Earthshock" (1982) before his, er, timely death
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J.R. Jenks @jrjenks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Gonna call my dad rock band Ezra. We'll do covers of Better Than Ezra.
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J.R. Jenks @jrjenks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
Booster Gold and Blue Beetle Bwa ha ha.

Inks by Kevin Maguire, colors by Mark Farmer.

https://www.comicartfans.com/gallerypiece.asp?piece=1143049
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Merc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
happy bastille day to that one episode of Legends of Tomorrow where the team fought a group of historical figures like Marie Antoinette in a museum while Sisqo sang The Thong Song
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"newt" used to be spelled "niewt" but witches used up all the i's
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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
From the 60s Iron Man cartoon
Scene from the 60s Iron Man cartoon with Iron man reclining awkwardly in a corner while plugged into an electrical outlet via a cord from his arc reactor on his chest.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Everyone being almost fighters in the hobbit 

But having better party balance in lotr
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Bronze Age Babies @bronzeagebabies.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Pals, gals, Avengers, Defenders, robots… Fred Hembeck, kids!
Power Man and Iron Fist, Hellcat and Valkyrie, Wonder Man and Beast, Ms. Marvel and Jocasta.
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J.R. Jenks @jrjenks.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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The Smurfs Celebrate & Cheer
Alt: Smurfs celebrate & cheer
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Evan Dorkin @evandorkin.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Throw some money in if you can. I did. We're all we have. gofund.me/4df4cf2cd
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Donate to Get Artist Des Revol Help with His Legal Case!, organized by Jonathan Rochkind
Our friend Des Revol has been wrongly arrested and convicted over a b… Jonathan Rochkind needs your support for Get Artist Des Revol Help with His Legal Case!
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
"Daddy is parent, so he gets to tell you things." "Daddy's not a parent." "Oh really? Then what is daddy?" "Daddy is... a dog." -my husband getting wrekked by our five year old
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FINN @rndllbrns.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This! I want this to happen for all those boys and girls out there!
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 23/06/2026
If you read Everett True comics, you realize people have been assholes in the exact same way for a century and change, and people have wanted to wallop them for it that entire time.
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Scott Edelman @scottedelman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It's Bruce Campbell's 68th birthday — which brings back memories of one of the features I'm proudest of having shepherded into reality during my 13+ years editing Science Fiction Weekly, Blastr, and SCI FI Wire — Bruce Campbell's Soup labels the right size to be printed out and curled around a can.
A stack of labels for Cream of Darkness Soup, Bisque o' County Jr Soup, Autolycus Cheese Soup, and Gumbo Ho-Tep Soup. Unfortunately, ever since the sites I worked on revamped into a Syfy url, the full-size ones no longer seem to exist online.
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 20/06/2026
‘Lilo & Stitch’ creators Chris Sanders & Dean DeBlois have shared a piece of artwork honoring the late Daveigh Chase. Chase voiced Lilo in the ‘Lilo & Stitch’ film.
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Derek Halliday 🇨🇦 @dthalliday.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A very sad story.
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Hayden Sherman @cleanlined.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Announcing: LEGION OF SUPERHEROES A new ongoing series and fresh start for the future’s star-spanning super-teens. Catch the first issue when it launches this September. Coming to you from myself, @joshuawilliamson.bsky.social , @tamrabonvillain.bsky.social , and Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou!
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DC Announces Three New Next Level Comic Book Series | DC
DC today announced three new Next Level comic book series launching on September 2, 2026: Legion of Super-Heroes, Teen Titans, and The Doom Patrol, showcasing the breadth, ambition, and creative energ...
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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austin @aparker.io · 17/06/2026
this is the best video i've seen today
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
macworld expo, tokyo (1993) archive.org/details/logi...
a show attendee standing next to a giant replica of a macintosh plus, holding his arm up at full height (which reaches about the halfway point on the replica).
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Brian Houser @behouser12.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Douglas Wolk @douglaswolk.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I made this ridiculous thing back in 2019; sang a slightly revised version for my "X-Men and the Uncanny" students at the final class meeting this week! vimeo.com/379104617
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The X-Men Song
With apologies to Gilbert & Sullivan, Tom Lehrer, etc.
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Eyes Without A Notintheface @notintheface.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Welcome to Pride Month!
Superman flying (running?) and saying “Next stop, Gay City!”.
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reapersun @reapersun.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Bsky is apparently gonna start flagging whole accounts as nsfw soon so if you don't already know about your moderation settings, highly suggest switching nsfw from Hide to Warn; otherwise many creators will completely vanish from your timeline when they roll this out.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is running upstairs in a house, looking somewhat panicked. Panel 2: he opens the bedroom door. With a blank expression, he pauses. In his thought bubble, gears are turning. Panel 3: inquisitively, he thinks to himself, “why did I come upstairs again?” Behind him, crawling up the stairs in pursuit is a horrifying ghoulish monster with a long body and many legs.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I could not love @edzitron.com’s latest newsletter edition more. We should shout this from the rooftops. www.wheresyoured.at/the-revenge-...
LLMs impress the writers who do not want to write, the coders who don’t want to code, the researchers who don’t want to research, and the lawyers that don’t want to actually understand case law. Those that desperately tell you how powerful AI is and that you simply must use it are looking for you to validate their own laziness or distaste for effort, and those who are impressed with LLMs’ outputs tend to be people with low standards.
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Matt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
With Colbert's final show tonight, a reminder that Craig Ferguson's Late Late Show finale intro was the absolute best. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bknt...
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Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson 12/19/2014 Jay Leno [Finale]
YouTube video by Late Late Show w/ Craig Ferguson Archive
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