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Joshua Sebold

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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In July, I went to the NFL Flag Championships in Indiana to see the enormous boom in youth flag football in person. Turns out, girls love ball. My story leads off @bloomberg.com Businessweek’s November issue on women’s sports. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
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The NFL’s $192 Million Bet on Flag Football Is Paying Off With Teen Girls
The sport has seen unprecedented growth since the pandemic. Next up: The Olympics and a college campus near you.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a crow’s face. It says, “I AM DEATH’S MESSENGER”.
In panel two, we see the same crow’s face. It continues, “YOUR TIME IS NEAR”.
In panel four, we see the crow awkwardly hopping away from a stick figure.
In panel five, we see the grim reaper with the crow perched on his hand. The grim reaper says, “So you should probably fly away dramatically instead.”
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Daily bunny no.3464 knows who to blame
A bunny stands in her living room, where a black cat has knocked two colorful vases off a table onto the floor. Other vases are around the room,  part of her grand collection. She looks angry at the cat, who is grinning.
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 06/10/2026
Just got back to my hotel room and it's almost unimaginable how much Google Gemini sucks.
Google query: Are there any mlb games still going on?

AI overview: No, there are no live MLB games currently playing right now (Monday October 5, 2026 at 10:47 EDT)Rays-Yankees live right now.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
getting mad at the pope for not thinking the chatbot has a soul is easily the funniest thing I've read all week
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Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Once you find a parking space in New York, that's just where yo car gonna be for the rest of your life
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is the only political ad that understands the situation
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Jesse Felder @jessefelder.com · 29/09/2026
‘Either tech's customers will generate a lot more cash than their analysts expect, or tech's cash flow forecasts are too optimistic, which raises the question of who exactly will be writing all those checks to buy AI services.’ www.apollo.com/wealth/insig...
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again
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Tim Murphy @timothypmurphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We passed the bill to address the thing you were really mad about! No, not the tariffs. Sorry, not the Iran war either. The Trump Checks? No, why would you even ask about that. The bill ESPN was obsessed with. You know, the thing Tommy Tuberville has been talking about. No, not the furries either.
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yes my bull went rogue in your china shop but I think we can all agree there’s no liability here it’s an agentic being
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 27/09/2026
Shoutout to @bostonglobe.com for following up on our Life Surge reporting with this news about Boston Celtics coach Joe Mazzulla: www.bostonglobe.com/2026/09/26/s...
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Nicole Auerbach @nauerbach.com · 27/09/2026
Dylan Raiola has been really impressive today. Stepped up in a very difficult situation and played better than we’ve seen him at any point in his college career so far.
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 25/09/2026
got to watch nothern minnesota guy yesterday order lunch. turkey sandwich. nothing in it, just the turkey. white bread. catholicism tells you to feel guilt over desire; nordic protestantism frees you from desire itself
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the Republican agenda since Reagan is working
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Tim McManus @timmcmanus42.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“This is why we want all grass fields, to create a standard of play in the league where we're not putting players in dangerous positions if we don't have to." Extreme conditions lead to melted cleats, Sirianni IV in Eagles-Titans game. www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
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Nashville turf temps of 157 F melt cleats, send Sirianni for IV
Players cleats were melting and head coach Nick Sirianni needed an IV as a result of extreme heat conditions at Nissan Stadium during Sunday's game between the Philadelphia Eagles and Tennessee Titans, a 24-20 Eagles win.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cleveland Browns 🤝 Republicans Stubbornly supporting an abuser who is terrible at his job and refuses to recognize it despite volumes of evidence to the contrary while continuing to gaslight their base and make everyone’s lives measurably worse
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 20/09/2026
Eastern New Mexico has started 0-3 so far in D2 after hiring Art Briles last November.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gimli right before he says “I never thought I’d die fighting side-by-side with an elf”
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026
sure yeah, can't even make a stick figure without fucking up and no one at the company gives enough of a shit to even give it another pass but go ahead and take my money so i can use this lazy shit technology every day too
ad for some AI company called evenfall
copy says "meet derek. ai every day. always hitting a wall. then he found evenfall"
the only graphic is a stick figure holding... a tablet maybe? he's missing an arm
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3446 is not left-handed
Bunnies re-enact the duel between Inigo and Wesley in "The Princess Bride", with a masked bunny fighting against a dashing shaggy bunny with a gold sword. The masked bunny is cornered, near the edge of a rocky cliffside, but still has a trick up his sleeve
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ve heard more than enough about how awful he is. I will no longer be eating Robert Kraft’s cheese.
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Paying ten bucks for one dollar is easily the most accurate metaphor for his entire economic agenda.
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Antonio Buch @buchplays.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Big Binky and the Banana Boys will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Big Binky and the Banana Boys. Their frontman, Big Binky, is an orangutan, seen wearing sunglasses and shredding on guitar. His bandmates, a conga player and kazoo player, are also orangutans wearing sunglasses.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you
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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
God I love Ryan Day, I love Sark, I love that whoever wins this drunk ass game will be annointed the chosen one. I love college football
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 13/09/2026
Ryan Day next year: Thanks to Meta Glasses, I still know the down and distance!
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3440 having a picnic of the third kind
Two bunnies have a picnic atop a rocky plateau, looking like a miniature version of Devil's Tower in Wyoming. Above them, a large UFO is floating, and several round one-eyed aliens float around the picnic curiously. One of the bunnies has a keyboard, to communicate with the aliens.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
I think post-9/11 American unity is best expressed in the dumbass army bullshit you still have sit through before a pro football game can start
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The gap between the game Collinsworth is calling and the game actually happening on the field gets wider every year.
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 07/09/2026
the biggest “job creator” in america is walmart, a third of whose employees are on public assistance
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
(NBC News) — It is now the least rewarding time to be a worker in the U.S. economy since the government started keeping track. @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Per @rjcc.bsky.social, based on this onboard that guy would be dead if the driver hadn't stoped
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A man is vacuuming while trying to make conversation with someone in another room. He is thrilled with the turning radius of the machine. A voice from the other room yells, “What?” The vacuuming man yells back, “I said this puppy’s got serious turning radius.” It’s likely he’ll continue to repeat himself over the sound of the vacuum  Artist’s note: I’m always aiming for bold and sloppy line work. We achieved that here.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3432 must fly away home
A bunny sits on a toadstool at night. They are looking at a small ladybug-bunny, red and black wings and green eyes. It is outdoors, near a swamp or pond.
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Ryan Bernardoni @dangercart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you want to know the key to fighting the oligarchy just think about how Kawhi Leonard, a member of a strong labor union, is going to get to keep all the money and move on with his career while one of the wealthiest men in the world is throwing a hissy fit about how he's being held accountable
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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Snitty 🎃 @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dear media organizations: Pete Hegseth is not something-something-opposing DEI. He is discriminating against Black and female members of the military. Openly. Get it right.
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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
advice from a rabbit
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3429 will be your guide
A bunny guides a ratty-looking bat walking through the grass on a blindingly sunny day. The bat's eyes are squinted shut, to avoid the sunlight, and the bunny leads them by the wing.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
as someone who lives here, the irony of tcu football (which plays at amon g. carter stadium) banning the newspaper created by amon g. carter ain’t lost on me
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 01/09/2026
I'm not entirely sure what is considered an FBS game vs. an FCS game, but since Sacramento State is the home team, i believe when they welcome Mississippi Valley State to town next week, kicker Nina Schiks will be the first woman to dress in a MAC game ever, and the first woman in FBS since 2020.
MVSU kicker Nina Schiks
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 01/09/2026
"don't you have something better to be doing wi..." NO I DON'T I HAD TO DO IT
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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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