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IDtheMIKE is probably running

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Here for the CFB. All of it. Just waterboard me with Jimbo Fisher losing games with an insane roster, Oregon calling plays with memes, and Boston College still not being in Boston.

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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 5h
YOU PEOPLE WANTED TO GET RID OF LIBERTY BIBERTY AND WE GOT WEIRD FURRY TALKING BALL INSTEAD. YOU FOOLS. YOU DAMNED FOOLS.
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 5h
Sorry, Red Sox. I tuned in to see how it was going.
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 6h
It is 65 degrees in NYC and Spike Lee is dressed like he's gonna try K2.
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 7h
So OpenAi debuted "Dots" today which is pretty clearly their answer to Meta Muse that they decided to build about 3 minutes after Meta debuted Muse. It's exactly as fully baked as you'd expect.
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 7h
[phone buzzes] Text: It's Jon Ossoff... [Me, interrupting]: I know Jon. It's always you. Nobody else texts me.
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 14h
Your lack of empathy is telling. Who cares why they packed so many clothes for a three-hour tour.
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Muggsy Pogues @circusmaximus.bsky.social · 10h
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 9h
Was their entire hearing strategy predicated on the basketball game?
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 10h
Maybe I should grow out my hair all spiky and get Intel to name me Director of Inovimation or something.
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 10h
I use AI every day. All day for work. I’m extremely good at it. Most aren’t. The market isn’t as big as folks wish it were.
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 10h
The big tech companies going from AI to Super Intelligence is just the “Web 2.0” of this bulllshit. We’re speed running to the blockchain phase.
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 10h
If I gave Benny Johnson 3 opportunities to identify a basketball, a football, and a baseball, he’d have to phone a friend and still fail.
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 11h
It's possible to hold that... 1) LLMs are extremely powerful tools 2) that are probably being misapplied by the vast majority of current users and 3) the purveyors don't have a defensible moat, so 4) their valuations are fucking absurd
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 12h
Isn't there always demand for salted nut rolls?
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 12h
This is like when Trump took on the K-Pop fans, but it's MAGA vs All The Normal People On Earth.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 12h
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 12h
Jesus, this cast is STACKED www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaEy...
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 12h
I disagree. The most important part of the story is absolutely that the GOP is fully of weird little fuckers who don't even know basic shit about normal life.
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Tomato Szn @bskylife.bsky.social · 12h
It’s not the most important part of this story but there is a Reel with film of Smith at the Iowa game in question. www.instagram.com/reel/Dd4epJb...
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Senate In Session on Instagram: "We found the receipts. . . . . . @senericschmitt #jacksmith #proof #senate #hawkeyes #womenscollegebasketball"
436 likes, 41 comments - senateinsession on September 29, 2026: "We found the receipts. . . . . . @senericschmitt #jacksmith #proof #senate #hawkeyes #womenscollegebasketball".
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 12h
Dude on the left has frequently argued, "Why do I need to wash my hands? My dick's not dirty."
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 12h
JFC. Stepan Center still exists? ndsmcobserver.com/article/mcgl...
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McGlinn-O’Neill SYR shut down, multiple ambulances called
NDPD issued four liquor violations at Stepan Center, all of which were given the disposition of “OCS review.”
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 13h
Hey, look, someone got a pic of the Maryland home crowd at the UCLA game last weekend.
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 13h
ERMEGERD YOU GUYS CHATGPT SAID THE HAKS ARE DEFENETLY THE SAME TEAMUH
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 13h
Captain Neckbeard here as definitely said "Sportsball" unironically.
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 13h
me watching any sport on TV in the last 2 weeks for 3 minutes: WELP. THERE'S THAT TRUMP AD I PAID FOR WITH MY TAX DOLLARS
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 13h
ANOTHER GOP DIPSHIT WHO CLEARLY DOESN'T WATCH SPORTS AT ALL
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 16h
There's at least one person in that congressional office going, "WHY WOULD THEY NAME 2 TEAMS SO SIMILARLY!? HOW WOULD ANYONE KNOW THE DIFFERENCE?"
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 16h
This is AMAZING. Stupid mother fucker was SO EXCITED for like 90 seconds. Thought he'd be in the Cabinet by dinner.
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 16h
Make Your Senator Name The Schools In Your Local Conferences Challenge
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 17h
The GOP is made up of weird fuckers who don't understand sports, spent a lot of time INSIDE lockers in school, and are desperately curious about your child's genitalia. Just the weirdest fucking losers.
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 21h
I’mma use it in buffalo dip
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 29/09/2026
There's a lot of suspicion that inference is actually far less than expected. "Your margin is my opportunity." So if that's the case, these folks are fucked fucked if they never achieve AGI.
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 29/09/2026
Also curious how you account for inference over training. I imagine you want to call training a capital exp, but the model versions are so ephemeral, even if that's technically right, it's a weird place to be as a company.
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 29/09/2026
Soooooooooooooper curious how much of the "compute and infrastructure" was capital expenditure and how much is operating.
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 28/09/2026
This exact attitude is how we get things like the Cornell incident all the time.
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Phil Klinkner @pklinkne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really love this chart. I'm guess that the correlation here (.85) is about as big as you would find for any other variable. Also, a less serious scholar than @tesler.bsky.social (namely me) would have made a crude Freudian reference to the slope of the line.
Chart shows a close positive relationship between Trump's 2024 vote and Google searches for testosterone boosters.
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 28/09/2026
Wait. Was his big announcement today just a steel mill that isn't going to actually happen?
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 28/09/2026
Kickers are not and have never been football players. They are more like mascots. When you see them celebrated for making a kick by actual football players, that's just sort of a ritual around a totem. We need to stop treating them on experts on anything other than maybe kicking a ball. Maybe.
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 28/09/2026
I have a serious question. I'm not remotely joking. I played football from 8 to 18, so I have a pretty good lived experience on locker rooms. Anyway, my question: Why do we keep letting kickers have opinions?
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 28/09/2026
There's this community on Reddit that seems obsessed with over-analyzing the best way to form a habit, and it has no idea how much it is telling on itself.
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 28/09/2026
Yes, but there was another... retrospekt.com/products/son...
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 28/09/2026
I will say I think the lack of a monoculture is either 1) bad or 2) something we as a society still need to learn how to adjust to b/c w/o one, it seems like having a society gets super tricky.
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 28/09/2026
I find it curious that some folks seem upset at the lack of monoculture.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 28/09/2026
Bo Nix is USA Channel in the 90s. Only good after you should be sleeping.
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 28/09/2026
It's no longer a migrant caravan. Those have fallen out of style. It's a migrant SUV. Careful. It can't see what's in front of it.
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 28/09/2026
Can’t decide if Lanterns is setting up S2 or the DCU movies.
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 28/09/2026
The good looking, smart, athletic one that makes Mrs ACC insane, so she keeps trying not to invite them to holiday gatherings.
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 28/09/2026
LMAO The hats are Michigan, Navy, and Nebraska
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