Reposted by Joshisnotarobotweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You're in her DMs? Bro, I'm inner peace. 920835
Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Live like you understood Rage Against the Machine's lyrics. 000
Reposted by JoshisnotarobotThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026"I make the rules now, and you mustn’t defy me!" — President Donald Trumptheonion.comAnguished, Screaming Trump Bans Father’s Ghost From Press Room For Silently Pointing At HimWASHINGTON—Forcefully closing his eyes, grasping his head with both hands, and repeatedly screaming to be left alone, a visibly anguished President Donald Trump was observed Thursday banning the ghost... 392054305
Reposted by JoshisnotarobotDr. Kill Everyone (Eclipse) @eclipse.gay · 15/08/2026if you're somehow still alive, and you're seeing this, please - pokemon go to the escape pods 4176961765
Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026We gooooooootta find this dude's phylacteries. 010
Reposted by JoshisnotarobotGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Counting or not counting the hijackers 336034
Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It really fits the moment that the pnemonic for remembering the great lakes is now SHAME. 000
Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Hey Death? Those were the wrong 80 year olds. Try again please! 000
Reposted by Joshisnotarobotlastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I guess I'll add that Dolly Parton is up there with Fred Rogers in terms of truly achieving what I think a Christian living their faith in public life should be like. 151862245
Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Everyone should take today to study the communist text "9 to 5" in honor of Comrade Dolly Parton. ✊️ 010
Reposted by JoshisnotarobotThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m… 158223526266
Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026This fucking rules actually. The US being weak is good for the vast majority of the earth. Libs are tweaking our over this, so it's a win-win. 010
Reposted by JoshisnotarobotAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 15/08/2026You can understand the systemic causes for certain kinds of violence against the ruling class and also acknowledge we need to be building an independent socialist organization capable of seizing political power Hope you’re helping with the latter! 1039830
Reposted by JoshisnotarobotInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026InfoWarriors, repeat these affirmations EVERY day to prepare your mind for battle! 5653691058
Reposted by JoshisnotarobotBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The euphemism for Great Depression just dropped. 175112722341
Reposted by JoshisnotarobotChocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Friendly reminder 11268037662
Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026No, you're right. Instead of changing our economic system a bit, we should probably just keep doing the same things until the whole world is destroyed because of Fascism and climate crisis. 100
Reposted by JoshisnotarobotBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Look, I don't know much about this issue, but according to the media I consume which is carefully engineered to piss me off, 112166291
Reposted by JoshisnotarobotBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026This is VERY bad. Congressional investigation immediately. They’re trying to use Palantir to figure out who you voted for. 0% chance this ends well. Stop it ASAP.axios.comExclusive: FBI gets voter's IP address in new fraud probe tacticThe move offers a glimpse into how authorities are now digging into voter rolls and registration practices. 323115215014
Reposted by JoshisnotarobotEMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...theonion.comTranslator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film AdaptationPHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ... 257239344577
Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026"We won't let them," he said while letting them. 110
Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 28/07/20262026 started off bad and hasnt gotten better. 010
Reposted by JoshisnotarobotBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/07/2026It is amazing that the 250th anniversary of America was pretty much just not a thing. You could tell all the companies thought it would be, they had 250th ketchup and ice cream and energy drinks but all we got was a shit ass fair that no one went to 1313856476
Reposted by JoshisnotarobotBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I admire our government's new commitment to honesty. 563149982078
Reposted by JoshisnotarobotLuca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Chicago is OUT IN THE STREETS! Rallies demand justice for Lorenzo Salgado Araujo and Johan Sebastián Durán Guerrero, killed in ICE traffic stops, and the total abolition of ICE. People are fed up with federal agents terrorizing communities. End the violence NOW! 13073972266
Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 25/07/2026It's probably fine that they went from doing shitcoin rugpulls to just doing that with the entire US economy. 000
Reposted by Joshisnotarobot👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026each day this man is more vindicated 2822101
Reposted by Joshisnotarobot🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/07/2026who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now 363084817
Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie released the year you turned 18?static.klipy.comHot Fuzz - Man with Mustache ReactsALT: Hot Fuzz - Man with Mustache Reacts 010
Reposted by JoshisnotarobotGravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning 19195774342
Reposted by JoshisnotarobotRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Have you ever read the Constitution? 1351585758
Reposted by Joshisnotarobot𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐢 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭 🩷 @jastuart68.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Watching ICE agents literally run away from a Mount Laurel Starbucks without their coffee because the neighborhood completely rejected them is pure gold. South Jersey will make you unwelcome every single time you show your faces. 918203224985
Reposted by JoshisnotarobotBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Well that makes sense of the murder spree. Prosecute everyone. 12763881753
Reposted by JoshisnotarobotTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 19/07/2026philosophers only want one thing and it's fucking discussing 5325101
Reposted by JoshisnotarobotStop Trump/GOP/ICE/SCOTUS Reign of Terror Against America. @iampilgrim.bsky.social · 18/07/2026“It is very nearly impossible to become an educated person in a country so distrustful of the independent mind.” ― James Baldwin 3627140
Reposted by Joshisnotarobotflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 18/07/2026If you pile your furniture in the middle of your living room then set it on fire, you will have the warmest house in your street, for a few hours. 14777121683
Reposted by JoshisnotarobotNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 17/07/2026If you do go and see the Odyssey please no spoilers. Some of us haven’t had time to read the book in the last 3000 years. 2416131620
Reposted by JoshisnotarobotKyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 17/07/2026NEW: Aurora Police say an ICE detention center employee shot a protester last night. She is expected to survive. 42-year-old Brandon Booth, who works for the ICE contractor GEO Group, is being held on suspicion of attempted second degree murder and other charges. 504179137112