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Joshisnotarobot

@joshisnotarobot.bsky.social
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36 | he/him | Revolutionary Marxist ✊🏻 I like reading, playing music, and playing video games. I used to play more video games, now it's mostly Fromsoft games. Free Palestine 🇵🇸

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You're in her DMs? Bro, I'm inner peace.
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Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Live like you understood Rage Against the Machine's lyrics.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/09/2026
freak the fuck out and panic sell everything righgt now. its fucking over
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
"I make the rules now, and you mustn’t defy me!" — President Donald Trump
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Anguished, Screaming Trump Bans Father’s Ghost From Press Room For Silently Pointing At Him
WASHINGTON—Forcefully closing his eyes, grasping his head with both hands, and repeatedly screaming to be left alone, a visibly anguished President Donald Trump was observed Thursday banning the ghost...
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Dr. Kill Everyone (Eclipse) @eclipse.gay · 15/08/2026
if you're somehow still alive, and you're seeing this, please - pokemon go to the escape pods
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Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We gooooooootta find this dude's phylacteries.
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Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's alive?!
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💥Alex.W💪🏾💥 @jokeb0i.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the Irish Unification of 2026
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Counting or not counting the hijackers
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Brendel @brendelbored.b... • Nov 25, 2024
Jokes on them, I'm going to use Al to come up with 8000 businesses for dipshits
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Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Superior Huron America Michigan Erie
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Old 3D game landscape of tall, rocky cliffs. A text box says, GAME OVER. condolences, my pet. Options below say, CONTINUE, and, EXPLAIN. A cursor hovers over EXPLAIN.Text: Solver LBY,
Were you not instructed to avoid settling your gaze upon Meliflora's Precipice Were you not warned, sternly? Lovingly?
Did you imagine a trophy atop the pedestal of your disobedience?
Did you really think great Mother fate would make a winner of a trickster and a liar out of me?
SHAME! Shame. Hubris and shame. You've no doubt known schoolmarms, fathers, or generous barmen who have rewarded your giggling oversteps.
But your snickers at the rules sound tinny in my primeval ears.When you are many eons old, as I am, another's joie de vivre does not excite. I seek a Solver whose expansive mind apprehends the seeds of my instructions and whose deft hand tends them into tender truit. I Iong for a dance partner who will first learn the steps before pulling me into a confident embrace.
You may think you are leading this waltz, but l am the music, the planet, and the room.
Do not look at the precipice.
There is no other way. You must attempt once again to best me in Sports Trivia.
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Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It really fits the moment that the pnemonic for remembering the great lakes is now SHAME.
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Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hey Death? Those were the wrong 80 year olds. Try again please!
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I guess I'll add that Dolly Parton is up there with Fred Rogers in terms of truly achieving what I think a Christian living their faith in public life should be like.
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Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Everyone should take today to study the communist text "9 to 5" in honor of Comrade Dolly Parton. ✊️
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This fucking rules actually. The US being weak is good for the vast majority of the earth. Libs are tweaking our over this, so it's a win-win.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 15/08/2026
You can understand the systemic causes for certain kinds of violence against the ruling class and also acknowledge we need to be building an independent socialist organization capable of seizing political power Hope you’re helping with the latter!
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
InfoWarriors, repeat these affirmations EVERY day to prepare your mind for battle!
Text on a floral background: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. Being divorced is a STRENGTH. I am STRONG. My penis WORKS. I am still PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The euphemism for Great Depression just dropped.
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Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Peak discourse.
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Friendly reminder
A woman with tall hair, glasses, and a cigarette holds a paper. A luck cat jumps in the background
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Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
No, you're right. Instead of changing our economic system a bit, we should probably just keep doing the same things until the whole world is destroyed because of Fascism and climate crisis.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Look, I don't know much about this issue, but according to the media I consume which is carefully engineered to piss me off,
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is VERY bad. Congressional investigation immediately. They’re trying to use Palantir to figure out who you voted for. 0% chance this ends well. Stop it ASAP.
axios.com
Exclusive: FBI gets voter's IP address in new fraud probe tactic
The move offers a glimpse into how authorities are now digging into voter rolls and registration practices.
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"We won't let them," he said while letting them.
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Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
2026 started off bad and hasnt gotten better.
Twitter screenshot saying "2026 so far" with a screenshot of an angry Kirby saying fuck.
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Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Barret know what the fuck is up.
Barret: "People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)"
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Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
A photo hung on a wall with a drawing of a cowboy holding a pistol. Under it reads "We'll have no misgendering in this saloon partner."
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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It is amazing that the 250th anniversary of America was pretty much just not a thing. You could tell all the companies thought it would be, they had 250th ketchup and ice cream and energy drinks but all we got was a shit ass fair that no one went to
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I admire our government's new commitment to honesty.
A real tweet from the Department of Defense that says "It's not an option" above a meme that just says WINNING.
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Luca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Chicago is OUT IN THE STREETS! Rallies demand justice for Lorenzo Salgado Araujo and Johan Sebastián Durán Guerrero, killed in ICE traffic stops, and the total abolition of ICE. People are fed up with federal agents terrorizing communities. End the violence NOW!
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Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It's probably fine that they went from doing shitcoin rugpulls to just doing that with the entire US economy.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
each day this man is more vindicated
brown hoodie kid who punched the other high school kid that was wearing meta smart glasses while holding a pro ICE sign
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/07/2026
who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now
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Joshisnotarobot @joshisnotarobot.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie released the year you turned 18?
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Hot Fuzz - Man with Mustache Reacts
ALT: Hot Fuzz - Man with Mustache Reacts
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Have you ever read the Constitution?
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𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐢 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭 🩷 @jastuart68.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Watching ICE agents literally run away from a Mount Laurel Starbucks without their coffee because the neighborhood completely rejected them is pure gold. South Jersey will make you unwelcome every single time you show your faces.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Well that makes sense of the murder spree. Prosecute everyone.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 19/07/2026
philosophers only want one thing and it's fucking discussing
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Stop Trump/GOP/ICE/SCOTUS Reign of Terror Against America. @iampilgrim.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
“It is very nearly impossible to become an educated person in a country so distrustful of the independent mind.” ― James Baldwin
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If you pile your furniture in the middle of your living room then set it on fire, you will have the warmest house in your street, for a few hours.
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Reminder that Britain went from being the slowest-growing European economy in the 1970s to the fastest-growing in the 1980s.
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 17/07/2026
If you do go and see the Odyssey please no spoilers. Some of us haven’t had time to read the book in the last 3000 years.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
NEW: Aurora Police say an ICE detention center employee shot a protester last night. She is expected to survive. 42-year-old Brandon Booth, who works for the ICE contractor GEO Group, is being held on suspicion of attempted second degree murder and other charges.
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