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Kauffman

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 03/07/2026
First trailer for ‘Star Wars Visions - The Ninth Jedi’ anime series Releasing August 5 on Disney+
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JoCat is not fast @jocat.net · 20/06/2026
TADC spoilers . . . . . . . . . Finally, trans wrongs ❤️
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/06/2026
Health Department Closes Perfectly Good Burrito Place theonion.com/health-department-clos…
Health Department Closes Perfectly Good Burrito Place
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 15/04/2026
Jury finds that Ticketmaster & Live Nation had an illegal monopoly in the ticketing market • Case was brought forward by 34 states • Monetary damages will happen and it could lead to a breakup of the company, though it is expected to be vigorously contested by Live Nation (via NY Times)
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Making a popular show is crazy cuz you can explicitly set certain things up through clues and symbolism and there will be people who are like "I see all that, and I'm acknowledging that I see all that... Anyway my theory is that the opposite is true. ☝️😀"
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
If I ever make anything after tadc, it's all gonna be esoteric arthouse shit that appeals to nobody but me.
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 09/03/2026
edit of tweet about feeding cats to coyotes but changed to be about billionaires feeding game studios to shareholders
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
slay the spire 2
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🎃 Matthew Jack-o'-lantern 🎃 @awalrusdarkly.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Anyway,
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Kauffman @jornobyl.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I wish the mutuals feed let you see reposts from mutuals on here
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/02/2026
it’s so cool everything is either a scam or designed to take away human rights or both now
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Dave NewBlood @dave.newblood.games · 06/02/2026
You can now play DOOM on the terminals inside ULTRAKILL. #DoomRunsOnEverything
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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
All these men driving women out of their fields with giggly idiot grabassery and then bloviating to the public about how the lack of women is proof of male intellectual superiority... I hate them all. I hate them so much.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/02/2026
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Quite simply the greatest heat check of all time
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Keep that shit off my phone. Thanks!
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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
not saying it can't get worse but this week really feels like a straightforward depiction of what worst-case 'post truth' information apocalypse ppl were warning of in the late 2010s
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Dave Williams @syrstorm.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Hbomberguy @hbomberguy.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
"Secret good Stranger Things finale" has nothing on MY current fan theory: Secret extra songs from Protomen Act 3 when they do the live shows
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Herbert @xxgr1llmast3rxx.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
"tyrannosaurus rex" is kinda one of the craziest called shots of all time if you think about it some dude in 1905 was like 'this was definitely the most badass dinosaur so I will name it as such' and 120 years of research and new discoveries keeps proving him right.
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
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Woolie VS The Algorithm @wooliewoolz.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
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rotomonkey @rotomonkey.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
What is happening with this pope?!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
The Founders were so concerned about bribery that the Constitution forbids it three separate times. Two emoluments clauses ban officials—unambiguously including the president—from accepting things of value, plus bribery is the only named impeachable offense besides treason. Unprecedentedly corrupt.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 13/11/2025
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱 • Funded by Jack Dorsey • Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive • Users can upload 6-second videos • AI-generated content is not allowed
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Democrats, coming off a historic national protest against fascism and a country-wide electoral sweep:
Chuck, portrayed by Paul Scheer, a member of the Good Place Committee: "He's got a point. The fair thing for us to do is just keep giving up more and more stuff we want, unilaterally, until this demon is finally happy."
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
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The Transmetropolitan Review (Unofficial) 🏴 @transmetropolitanr.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
lol
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
poster for new Secret Base series "The history of charging the mound" with a cutout photo of Gerald Williams punching Pedro Martinez in the face. below them, a 3D timeline chart with hundreds of pins stuck into the timeline ranging from 1950-2025

article excerpt from the Akron Beacon Journal, 7/17/2000: "I'm not a violent person, but ... it really crossed my mind to go with my helmet and try to hit him and maybe knock an eyeball out or something." - Brian Hunter, outfielder, Colorado Rockies

title text:
Secret Base presents
The history of charging the mound
An ongoing project by Jon Bois
Series premieres November 3rd on Secret Base's Patreon
www.patreon.com/SecretBase
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Kauffman @jornobyl.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
As a brewers fan this pains me, as a stats nerd this is remarkable
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
When people ask me to rank the top 10 teams right now
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Kauffman @jornobyl.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
“I would start driving if they let me hit one bicyclist a month” - my lovely fiancé
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Aaron - Thorgi's Haunted Arcade @thorgisarcade.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Wow I can't believe making a sequel to a series known for underperforming on release, picking an actor known for leading a cult and abuse allegations and starring in bombs, and then using AI to promote it, didn't result in a hit.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
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Kauffman @jornobyl.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
NGL i thought jane goodall died years ago
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 25/09/2025
Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them. The current climate is especially accelerating this. Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves. Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶
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🌛Caio Santos Art🌜 @blacksalander.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I find it very funny Hades 2 is launching on bissexual week
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Kauffman @jornobyl.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
My most fascist take is people that do the loud ass whistle at public events should be summarily executed
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Panel 1: We see from the inside of a house as a large, muscular leg, belonging to someone clearly taller than the doorway, kicks the door off of its hinges, cracking the door and sending splinters flying everywhere and taking chunks out of the wall that it's attached to. The door itself is flying off into the room with the handle and hinges falling off.

Panel 2: A large muscular figure with a head that looks like a Minecraft dirt block bends into the doorway, wrapping the fingers of its right hand around the frame and moving its left shoulder in first. It says "ALRIGHT, TIME FOR THE MONTH-LONG MINECRAFT ADDICTION YOU GET EVERY 4 YEARS"

Panel 3: We look from behind the figure's shoulder as we see that Shen is being held hostage by Hornet from Hollow Knight: Silksong. She is standing behind him, with her needle to his throat, as he looks at the Minecraft dirt block guy in horror.

Panel 4: The Minecraft dirt block guy is outside again, on the grass next to the cement path leading up to the door, now leaning down with his left hand on his knee and his right hand closing the door gently with a "click". He seemingly put it back into place, despite it still being very broken. He says "some fights are beyond me."
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Kauffman @jornobyl.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
If this ends up being good we are so fucking back
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off
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