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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

The amount of shit I got for this segment at the time was astronomical, and it was all from people who now stalk CVS employees to get them fired for insufficient online sadness. Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Not exaggerating when I say I would like a personal, handwritten apology from every pundit who barfed out a dozen "the left wants to change the way you talk!" op-eds based on non-mandatory guidelines in obscure PDFs.

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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

If I send you this picture it means I like Kendrick Lamar

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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Chiropractors are fascinating. They do nothing.

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 12/02/2025

Dear everyone who rolls up in my comments when I’m talking about something that is not The Current Chaos, berating me that There Are More Important Things to Be Thinking About, please, and I say this with love, fuck all the way off into the sun, I will do as I please, unfollow me if it bothers you.

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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

This reads like the opening paragraph of a novel so bleakly dystopian you'd put it down after five pages

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Dial Liz-Z for Zombie (Lizzy Rose Oliver - Voice Actress) @lizzyrosevo.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

You. Yes you. Stop scrolling. Listen to me for a second. You're going to be okay. Tomorrow's another day and no matter what happens, the best thing you can do is keep on going. The world is better because you're in it and don't let ANYONE tell you otherwise.

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Jordyne @jordynemont.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Saying Markiplier fakes his voice when he's just getting older is like saying Sean fakes his hair because some of them are gray 💀 I like being vindicated for disliking a YouTuber people found sympathetic. But that's just DUNCE cap levels of nonsense, golly.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/01/2025

i will say that we have never experienced anything like an administration trying to essentially freeze the activities of the entire federal government while making a series of illegal power grabs. genuinely unclear to me what kind of response, if any, these guys are generating against them

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Iran, if you’re listening …

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Rebekah Weatherspoon @rdotspoon.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

my gut and the spooky bitches are telling me to be offline for the next two weeks and i think that's a good idea. i hope i listen.

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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

The Philadelphia Inquirer reached out to me to get my reaction to the unanimous Supreme Court TikTok band verdict, my initial was “LOL this is how I found out.” But then I sat down and sent them something printable. You can read the full article here: www.inquirer.com/news/nation-...

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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 17/01/2025

Imagine if diamonds really were your best friend, how sad. Imagine if it really was raining men, how terrible. I think songs are just awful

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

I hear what you guys are saying about the Oscars, and how they're a celebration of life, and the show must go on, blah-blah-blah, so-on-and-so-forth. It all makes a degree of sense, but to me it still feels like Nero fiddling while Rome burns. Or in this case, wearing fancy clothes while LA burns.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

i feel bad for anyone out there who has me blocked or muted. they’re missing out on some complete lies

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

(before the invention of sliced bread) damn these sandwiches thick as hell

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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

I actually wrote a thing about this a few years ago. Basically every major drama creator of the ‘80s and ‘90s tried this and they all failed. episodes.ghost.io/why-dont-new...

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Why don't newspaper shows work?

Nearly every great showrunner of the '80s and '90s tried to make a newspaper show. All of them failed. Why?

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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Do I love video games? Yes. Am I a terrible video game player? Also yes.

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.

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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Spoilers for Mufasa: So, Mufasa was not born the king, he was chosen as the king by the animals of the Pridelands, after bravely fighting off a pride of invading white lions who were going to eat everybody. See, if I recall the original here, they were very clear that Mufasa also eats the animals

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Jordyne @jordynemont.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

this isn't an attack on Nikki Glaser. this is a genuine inquiry to comedians joking about SV (but yes white women listen up especially 👂🏻) can we stop centering jokes on how mystifyingly horrific SA or being a serial abuser is? and focus more on how predators are worthless losers?

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

When a leprechaun spends the pot of gold on himself

Jeremy Strong at the Golden Globes wearing a light green velvet suit, bucket hat, and sunglasses

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli and Gino Vannelli should have formed a supergroup called Vanilla Vanilli Vannelli.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Trump says he's wants to privatize USPS because it's "unprofitable". Reminder that the Post Office isn't a for-profit enterprise: it's a public service that guarantees everyone in America reliable, affordable, and universal mail service.

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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus

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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Circling back around to this because Sabrina Carpenter looks fully like an adult, I’m just perplexed

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 21/12/2024

Dan Da Dan feels like someone took the madness of the Ghost Stories dub and made a proper series out of it.

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Lola Sebastian @lola.nebula.tv · 21/12/2024

i really and truly do not need to see another “santa claus is a badass who kills people” movie. like ever. at this point a far more trite concept than a santa who is loving and kind and jolly.

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 22/12/2024

I think I might unironically be a Sonic fan now. The games can be really good and the characters are appealing and I have fun with the movies. I think I just like Sonic now

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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

guess who i spotted in the dr. who costume parade?

the photo shows will ferrell and john c. reilly at vidiots in colorful dandyish outfits

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Jwst Feed @jwstfeed.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Eye in the sky. You're looking at the Ring Nebula, the remnant of a star that had the mass of 3 suns and exploded ~4,000 years ago. 🔭 🧪

This image of the Ring Nebula appears as a distorted doughnut. The nebula’s inner cavity hosts shades of blue and green, while the detailed ring transitions through shades of orange in the inner regions and pink in the outer region. The ring’s inner region has distinct filament elements.

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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 22/12/2024

🚨Union baristas are calling on EVERYONE to NOT buy from ANY Starbucks store during the duration of our ULP strikes. 🧵 bsky.app/profile/sbwo...

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ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

People have been putting money in his commissary account and trying to donate money to a legal defense fund. He probably doesn't need it. But if you're moved, you can donate to OTHER prisoners' commissaries www.thecommissaryfund.org You can also request TCF funds for your incarcerated loved ones

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Luigi Mangione receives 87 pieces of mail and 163 donations while behind bars

Exclusive: The murder suspect has received over 100 pieces of mail since being taken into custody

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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham

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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Who up barenaking their ladies?

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Ivor W. Hartmann @ivorhartmann.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

One of the coolest things about publishing a book in Norway is that the gov will automatically buy 1k copies, 1.5K if its a children's book, these will then be distributed to all the libraries.

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Ali Nahdee @alinahdee.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Me: I supported Aquaman because indigenous kids deserve a superhero. I withdrew that support when the studio protected one of their actors who abused a Native youth. White people: BUT AMBER HEARD---!!!

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J.J. @jdotj.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

I remember the rolling tide of Blake Lively hate that took over my socials when her movie came out, and was a little confused by it at the time. Joke’s on me for not realizing an angry man was behind it all. Naturally.

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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

I mean it very sincerely that the main improvement of bsky over twitter is that i use it less and were i not pathetically internet-addicted, ideally I would not use it at all. fully radicalized against social media at this point

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