Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 01/08/2026Ok, so turns out mDNS is a blocking operation on an ESP32. I should have known this. 010 1
Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 30/07/2026I really didn’t expect this in the company blog, but here we are clickhouse.com/blog/espress...clickhouse.comInstrumenting my espresso machine with OpenTelemetry | ClickHouseTreating a Gaggia espresso machine like a distributed system: instrumenting an ESP32 with OpenTelemetry, streaming shots and whole-house sensors into ClickHouse Cloud, and putting ClickStack (plus an ... 150 5
Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 20/07/2026But what if you could use the new query streaming feature in ClickHouse to get 30+ fps? clickhouse.com/blog/clickho... 020 2
Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 04/07/2026Cabo Verde has been an absolute joy to watch this WC 010 1
Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 04/07/2026I’m just glad I stayed in bed for the game haha 010 1
Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 03/07/2026I have a reputation to uphold when it comes to shitposting with The Simpsons 020 2
Reposted by Jordan Simonovskiteqnomad.bsky.social @teqnomad.bsky.social · 03/07/2026@jordansimonov.ski great talk last night... fav slide, though there were some hot seconds due to The Simpsons 121 2
Reposted by Jordan SimonovskiAsh @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 23/06/2026r/raisedbynarcissists I (14m) visited my father (48m) recently after years of no contact due to him being a narc, and it turns out he only sent for me because he needs someone to pilot a robot. 152000406 2K
Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 22/06/2026Pretty chuffed with my paint job in Meccha Chameleon tonight 010 1
Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 22/06/2026Blursed espresso machine project update: - Now with MQTT compatible Otel collector - Hoff Jamesman, my AI agent, now tells me where I fucked up blog.jordansimonov.ski/posts/dialli...blog.jordansimonov.skiDialling In Espresso, and Sending the Whole House to ClickHouseA grind-and-dose UX on the espresso machine, a custom OpenTelemetry Collector that funnels the whole house into ClickHouse, finer-grained shot exports, and a LibreChat agent that reads the data and ro... 140 4
Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 15/06/2026The ESP32 is really just the lilygo screen which also acts as the brain of operations. The Gaggimate setup does also have an arduino, but it’s mostly handling the pump/boiler controls. AFAIK the Gaggimate should also work for a Profitec! github.com/jniebuhr/gag...github.com[Compatibility Request] Profitec - GO · Issue #153 · jniebuhr/gaggimateProducer of the machine Profitec Machine model GO Revision (if applicable) No response Does the machine have a 3-way valve? Yes What method of heating does your machine use? Single boiler Additiona... 110 1
Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 14/06/2026Back on my bullshit. blog.jordansimonov.ski/posts/i-put-...blog.jordansimonov.skiI Put OpenTelemetry in My Espresso Machine (and You Can Too)How I put OpenTelemetry on an ESP32-powered espresso machine. Metrics, traces, and exemplars on a microcontroller, and the embedded gotchas along the way. 152 5
Reposted by Jordan SimonovskiDare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 13/06/2026New groundbreaking research about AI just dropped 23831138 831
Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 22/04/2026Feel free to give it a read and let me know if I’m missing anything or if anything seems incorrect! 031 3
Reposted by Jordan SimonovskiFletcher Thompson (🔬+🐝) @fletch.online · 22/04/2026My man @jordansimonov.ski is putting his magic developer powers to good use and has put together an excellent, no bullshit petrol vs full #EV comparison service at plugorpump.app Sources cited, actively adding useful bits right now. Great for combating misinformation. #electrifyeverythingplugorpump.appPlug or Pump — 22 April 2026Fleet-average EV vs fleet-average Australian car on the same assumptions. Daily pump prices, on-road consumption, regulated home tariffs. 121 2
Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 26/11/2025DevopsDays Wollongong kicking off with @kat.lol! 010 1
Reposted by Jordan SimonovskiBookshop.org @bookshop.org · 30/10/2025Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same. 5563933014807 39.3K
Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 09/10/2025Watching the wire for the first time and Vondas is drinking what obviously seems to be a Greek/Turkish coffee. Why the fuck is he being served a drip coffee?! Immersion broken. 0/10. 010 1
Reposted by Jordan SimonovskiLou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Got my performance review. 75144603111 14.5K
Reposted by Jordan SimonovskiIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 20/07/2025This thread is incredible.xcancel.comJason ✨👾SaaStr.Ai✨ Lemkin (@jasonlk).@Replit goes rogue during a code freeze and shutdown and deletes our entire database 31241211208 4.1K
Reposted by Jordan SimonovskiHeather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 27/05/2025 152482733 2.5K
Reposted by Jordan SimonovskiThe Chaser @chaser.com.au · 10/04/2025There's always some shit going on with old mate. Full article here: chaser.com.au/general-news... 22775224 775
Reposted by Jordan SimonovskiDanny Thompson @dthompsondev.bsky.social · 08/04/2025I got a bunch of interactions in a Discord chat. I guess you could say I am a pretty big deal. 😏 0101 10
Reposted by Jordan SimonovskiLorin Hochstein @norootcause.surfingcomplexity.com · 23/03/2025Using MTTR tends to evaluate if your incident response is improving is like using stock price trends to evaluate if your software development productivity is improving. Sure, it’s an input, but hoo-boy are there a bunch of other factors that move those numbers! 2184 18
Reposted by Jordan SimonovskiChrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Pope Francis made a brief statement from the hospital balcony: 7279551121 8K
Reposted by Jordan SimonovskiJay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 23/03/2025"When a complex system is far from equilibrium, small islands of coherence in a sea of chaos have the capacity to shift the entire system to a higher order." Iya Prigogine, Noble prize-winning chemist 364144833089 14.5K
Reposted by Jordan SimonovskiJustin Garrison @justingarrison.com · 10/03/2025I wrote a quick guide to getting started with self-hosting. It doesn't matter what your motivations are, now is a great time to get started taking ownership and responsibility for your data. justingarrison.com/blog/2025-03...justingarrison.comGet Started With Self-HostingTaking ownership of your data and services 2325156 251
Reposted by Jordan SimonovskiJay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Our first MAP MEN BOOK, coming this October is *already* available to pre-order. lnk.to/MapMen Imagine the bliss of getting your Christmas shopping out of the way 9 months early. 🗺️ 📕lnk.toMap Men: The Debut BookGo to Map Men: The Debut Book. 515916 159
Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 02/03/2025Holy shit! THEY CALLED IT WANX! www.404media.co/alibaba-rele...404media.coAlibaba Releases Advanced Open Video Model, Immediately Becomes AI Porn MachineIt took about 24 hours for Alibaba’s Wan 2.1 to become popular in the AI porn community. 010 1
Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 18/02/2025Thinking of entering my DIY renovation influencer era, though I might ruin the joy of building stuff there as I have with software 😩 110 1
Reposted by Jordan SimonovskiCharity Majors @charity.wtf · 18/02/2025Any asshole can build an org where the smartest, most experienced engineers in the world can get shit done. A truly great engineering org is one where normal, workaday software engineers, with decent skills and ordinary experience, can move fast, ship code, and move the business forward day by day. 520454 204
Reposted by Jordan SimonovskiRenee DiResta @noupside.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Ding ding ding! Watch this. He’s laying it out. My team at Stanford Internet Observatory documented this process meticulously, over & over again, in 2020. The R machine retaliated against us. When Elon bought X, it became even sharper. The rest of the political spectrum needs to get in the game. 371722590 1.7K
Reposted by Jordan SimonovskiLiz Fong-Jones (方禮真) @lizthegrey.com · 31/01/2025Mow mow mow, mow mow mow mow. Nyaa? 3271 27
Reposted by Jordan SimonovskiCyrus Wong @cyruswong.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Our new #opensource #RPG that transforms Kubernetes education into an exciting adventure. buff.lyKubernetes Isekai (異世界): Gamifying Kubernetes Education in Free AWS Academy Learner LabKubernetes Isekai (異世界) is an open-source RPG that transforms Kubernetes education into an exciting adventure. Designed for students, it offers hands-on learning through interactive tasks and dynamic… 061 6
Reposted by Jordan SimonovskiRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/01/2025after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that" 323332017985 33.2K
Reposted by Jordan SimonovskiWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 03/01/2025Villain, I have done thy mother. 21768139 768
Reposted by Jordan SimonovskiIRIS! @sclerasound.com · 03/01/2025damn this japanese chocolate was pretty good 3535581339 3.6K
Reposted by Jordan SimonovskiFork Around and Find Out @fafo.fm · 25/12/2024If your graph looks like this, your website is down. 🎄 0156 15
Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 18/12/2024Some people paint with a brush, but others with words. 000 0
Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 30/11/2024Currently at the stage of house renovations where spend the morning trying to make a decision on the curtain rods we want. 000 0
Reposted by Jordan SimonovskiKris Howard @web-goddess.org · 28/11/2024Sydney tech industry legend John Allsopp kicking off today’s #webdirections Next event. It’s especially nice to hear an Acknowledgement of First Nations people during Thanksgiving week. I never once heard such a thing growing up in the US. 061 6
