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Jordan Simonovski

@jordansimonov.ski

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Person who does Observability things

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Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 20/07/2026

But what if you could use the new query streaming feature in ClickHouse to get 30+ fps? clickhouse.com/blog/clickho...

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Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 03/07/2026

Comic strip of a man in a Socceroos jersey lying in the foetal position with the text “lie down, try not to cry, cry a lot”

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Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 22/06/2026

Pretty chuffed with my paint job in Meccha Chameleon tonight

A screenshot of my character in Meccha Chameleon painted into an artwork pretty well! I wasn’t found

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Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 26/11/2025

DevopsDays Wollongong kicking off with @kat.lol!

Kat Cosgrove giving her keynote talk with a slide behind her with the text “oh no, the cloud”

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Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 09/10/2025

Watching the wire for the first time and Vondas is drinking what obviously seems to be a Greek/Turkish coffee. Why the fuck is he being served a drip coffee?! Immersion broken. 0/10.

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Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 09/12/2024

You really can get everything at Bunnings

Picture of metal gardening pegs labelled as “edging peg”

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Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 20/11/2024

Damn this delicious woke food!

A screenshot of a Daily Mail article with the headline “Now Gen Z are waging war on our sandwiches! How younger Brits are ditching English classics like ham and mustard in favour of fancy woke fillings”

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Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 17/11/2024

I refuse to join Bluesky. I don’t want to become part of a neko chamber

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Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 16/11/2024

Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.

A woman sitting on a rocky cliff facing huge rock formations in the distance

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Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 12/11/2024

My latte art might be trash, but at least it’s consistently trash.

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Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 01/11/2024

If you see this, post a mountain picture

Picture of some mountains in the Dolomites

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Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 01/11/2024

First time opening a booster pack in ages and I get this! Feeling incredibly lucky right now.

Two shiny pokemon cards. One is “Thicc Pikachu” featuring an image of Pikachu with a massive dump truck, and the other is a “Thicc Charizard” which also has a big dump truck.

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Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 20/10/2024

If you see this, post a bird. This is a King Parrot that visits our house every morning.

Picture of a red and green king parrot sitting on the decking handrails

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Jordan Simonovski @jordansimonov.ski · 20/09/2024

I’m happy to report that the game that was initially invented to represent the dangers of unchecked capitalism, has evolved to represent modern capitalism in an attempt to appease to their ever-hungry shareholders.