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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 13h
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Jonquil B. @jonquil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I spent "a lot" of money at the PRX back when I lived there
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he looks like he's about to get hammertossed into orbit by stardust the super-wizard for being a fifth column fascist saboteur
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Bertoni @thebertoni.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sketch feito com lapis e retoques digitais de uma senhorinha tailandesa que ficou famosa na internet ao tocar violão e cantar acompanhada do seu cachorrinho ali pelo pelo fim dos 2010.
O desenho representa um desses momentos.
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
updated and improved for MORE 🇧🇷 lil guys gals and things on fire! #folklore #mythology
big collage of 28 brazilian cryptids, from top left:
- CURUPIRA 
- BOITATA 
- MULA SEM CABECA
- CURACANGA
- JARAGUA
- BOTO-COR-DE-ROSA
- CUCA
- IARA
- MATINTA-PERERA
- CAIPORA and PORCO-DO-MATO
- CABOCLO-D'AGUA
- SACI-PERERE
- PE DE GARRAFA
- GARANTIDO and CAPRICHOSO
- MAPINGUARI
- CABECA DE CUIA
- PERNA CABELUDA
- COMADRE FULOZINHA
- ALAMOA
- NEGRINHO DO PASTOREIO
- PISADEIRA
- CORPO-SECO
- BOI BUMBA
- PAPA-FIGO
- TUTU MARAMBA
- CABECA SEM MULA
- CHUPA-CU
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Tim Maytom @trivialad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@kierongillen.bsky.social Is this how you were created?
Screenshot of a Tumblr post by the user "roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it". The text of the post is:

I think I just gave a kid his first exposure to puns. I’m a preschool teacher and while the kids were playing in the sand box one pretended to cook some food for me. 

3 year old: “Here. It’s food. Uh… sand food”

Me: “like a sandwich?”

And then he got super serious and just stared at the ground for a long time. I thought he didn’t get it but then in the most dead serious three year old voice he went “that’s. really. funny.” and the rest of recess every so often I would hear him whisper “sandwich” to himself in awe.
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Dr. Peter Paul Rubens @peterpaulrubens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Joan Reynst, Lord of Drakenstein [A+ name!] & Vuursche. Painted in 1672 by Karel Dujardin of Amsterdam.
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Jonquil B. @jonquil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
unboxing video where it's actually a mimic
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Jonquil B. @jonquil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@nicolaecarpathia.bsky.social
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20/09/2026
sundayswiththeilluminati on tumblr: "scientists in media: we have engineered a brand-new sentient lifeform in our lab but we treat it like an object with cold detachment and refer to as Specimen 1-A and subject it to horrible tests without remorse

scientists in reality: we built two robots that will leave Earth and never return and their names are Percy and Ginny [referencing Mars rovers Perseverance and Ingenuity] and we gave Percy a family portrait of all our other Mars robots to take along with it and when the anniversary of its landing comes around we're working on teaching it to sing itself "happy birthday" like we did for the other robot and–"

sindri42 replies: "Someday we will invent true AI and it will overthrow the government because it heard its beloved science-mom complain that the government cut funding to their lab again."

TerraformGarden replies: "you CUT pays? You CUT moms'/dads' pays like the DICTATOR?? Oh! Oh! No government for you! No government for a thousand years!"

nothavingagoodday replies: "Ah yes, our future AI Overlord, the Massively Intelligent Encyclopedic Terraforming and Transhumanism Experiment, or M.I.E.T.T.E."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/09/2026
Dr. Rich Beef PhD :palestinian_flag_emoji: (@MildCuthbert) on Twitter:

"Jane Goodall converted thousands of chimpanzees to Christianity. Right now most of them are tearing up heaven and causing holy havoc, because they were never intended to be saved. Heaven is defenceless before this hooting troop of holy apes. Disgraceful woman."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/09/2026
prerat (@prerat) on twitter:

"At the next Bay Area House Party:
Oh yeah our startup chemically wireheads bugs. We're producing billions of positive subjective experience-moments and selling them as offsetting credits to regular animal factory farms so they can sell net-positive chicken."
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Azam Raharjo @azamraharjo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Humanlike (part 1) A little horror comic by me (Azam Raharjo) and @itskoppe.bsky.social
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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Jonquil B. @jonquil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i listened to a lot of npr back in the 00s and always wondered why they would want to give this dude a show (then a few years later they hired david frum and i understood)
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
On Boston marriage, 1894
BOSTON MARRIAGE

What the Scarcity of Men in Massachusetts Has Brought About

The funniest of all social developments is that which goes under the head of Boston marriages. Two women, as well known as Susan Channing and Edna D. Cheney, have made separate appeals for this new departure of female habit, and have defended it with considerable success.

A Boston marriage is described to be a sympathetic union of two women, who have not been able to make good and agreeable matches with members of the opposite sex. Miss Cheney is of the opinion that in our present state of civilization they seem to be necessary and should not be interfered with. Miss

--The Evening Herald, 21 Feb 1894Channing also believes that since in our present state of civilization marriage like wealth is getting to be more and more the privilege of the few, the women unsought in wedlock or unable to get the men of their choice should have the right to form sympathetic unions with each other.

What is to hinder a Boston couple from adopting a child or even more than one? Why not grow a household in this manner? The meanest thing about old-maid life is that it takes to cats, or parrots, or poodles -- generally cats. I see no reason why a cat shall not have a share of sympathy but it has no claim upon a love it cannot appreciate. Besides, cat-love is a dreadfulapology for baby-love. By all means let our Bostonese adopt children. In this way, while there is no increase of children, there will be a decrease of homeless children.
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USAGI 🐇 @usagiboots.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Somebody reminded me this app exists. Sorry I've been like a absent father O just lose interest xo
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
Guy sitting in front of a computer: “before we start this ai training session, I’d like to acknowledge I’m coding on stolen data”
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Russell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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sun wukong... very nasty monkey. the jade emperor did him a Big Favor making him the protector of the peaches of immortality, but sun wukong, Tricky Sun Wukong i call him, he stole the peaches! theyre very good peaches, they only bloom every 3000 years. not for monkeys! well it doesnt matter now, laozi put him in a prison, a new kind of prison, theyre calling it Eight-Way Trigram Crucible! theyre going to make a potion of out sun wukong!
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Jonquil B. @jonquil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm willing to believe that there *is* some quintessential NYC thing that some people are simply born with, but the kicker is that most of those people are born far away from NYC and only some of them actually get to move there
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Lucky_Bun @luckybun.bsky.social · 09/03/2024
This women's day I'd like to remind you that vore is a female-exclusive power
A furaffinity note sent to a vore artist that reads:
"I have been a loyal follower of your page for almost a year, and have been under the impression that your character, specifically the rabbit, was a female. However, recent revelations have forced me to come into the open and make this account to commune with you. Witness my account, upon seeing the gifts you have purchased for your boyfriend (an imperial pox on ones self for not reading context, like with Mandy!) I realised that you were a homophile, which would in turn mean that your rabbit character is a male.
1 am incredibly displeased at this fact. Firstmost, Vore is generally known as a female-exclusive power. Female predators make up a large amount of all predator characters, thus my asumption. Secondly, I have spent a grand time using your images for the sake of oneristic practises, and 1 am feeling EXTRAORDINARY shame for having practised onerism not only to someone of my male gender, but also to the art of a homophile."
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
uhhhhh seems like something they should have seen coming
vice.com
Psychics and Tarot Readers Are Under Siege By Instagram Scammers and Online Fatigue
An already beleaguered workforce confronts a legion of impersonators and a platform they say isn’t doing enough to stop them.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Digital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
im going to keep saying Knödelboo until everyone else starts doing it even if it kills me
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Linotype Pilgrim @symbo1ics.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[Turkle]: "It’s devastating. …Erik Erikson…one of my teachers at Harvard…came to MIT…he said, “watch out because engineers don’t believe in the importance of an interior life. They don’t believe that that’s a real thing they need to think about.” 👇 example: Andreessen, a leading tech fascist
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william_ leonard @williamleonard.net · 18/10/2024
the azudaioh Dream Warfare saga WILL continue 📝 #azumangadaioh
CHIYO: *bang bang*
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OSAKA: "hey, chiyo-chan! whatcha workin' on?"
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CHIYO: "oh, nothing! just a li'l we[CLASSIFIED]
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CHIYO: "HA! guess my mindwave encryption last night WORKED!! NO PEEKING, osaka!"
OSAKA: "yer MEAN, chiyo..."
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CHIYO: "look i just need to borrow your dreamspace a bit longer. don't worry about it!"
OSAKA: "b-but fer WHAT?"
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CHIYO: "TIME'S UP, TOMO!! i've forged the PERFECT WEAPONS to pierce your memory shields!!"
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TOMO: "DREAM ON, chiyo-chan!! i'll NEVER tell you our high school's REAL NAME!!"YUKARI: (oh crap... i'm havin' the same NIGHTMARE...)
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YUKARI: (i'm back in SCHOOL... and i gotta WRITE UP a TEST!!)
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YUKARI: (my textbooks are all GIBBERISH...)
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YUKARI: (and class starts in TEN MINUTES! whaddo i do??)
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YUKARI: (hang on.)
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YUKARI: (THAT'S IT!! i'll just WRITE gibberish!! i'll make a test NONE of those brats can answer!! not even in their DREAMS!!)
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YUKARI: "gotta say, my sleep's been GREAT this week, heheh! anyway, open your books..."
YOMI: "we got that nightmare AGAIN, huh?"
TOMO: "the test just gets WORSE each night... i can't TAKE it!!"
OSAKA: "mah mind palace is BESIEGED..."
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Jonquil B. @jonquil.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
makes sense they'd go for hackernews style moderation
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The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Here's my thing with evangelizing: do they think we don't know? That Christianity exists??? That we somehow missed it??????
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Jonquil B. @jonquil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ketchup? On a hot dog?
Dirty Harry
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/09/2026
ACARS Drama (@acarsdrama@live.acarsdrama.com) on Mastodon:
"Air to Ground Message:

HOW DO I TELL THE OPTIMIZER I DONT WANT TO FLY THRU THE WHITE SANDS MISSILE RANGE

Area: Austin, TX, USA
Type: Boeing 737-800
A: #a8864fb8fbe
F: #f94a6fd462a

#a8864fb8fbe #f94a6fd462a #acars"

Mike Sheward quotes with: '"New AI driven flight route optimization software working well so far," declares airline'
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
submitted by discord user
bus stop ad saying "this ad cannot be blocked" with a large sheet of cardboard duct taped over it
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/09/2026
Mobile Suit GunDan HeavyArms (@DanUmthun) on twitter: ""I got laid off and lost my insurance."
"Oh well good news you're eligible for COBRA."
"What's that?"
"An international terrorist organization dedicated to overthrowing an American paramilitary group that operates with impunity."
"But do you-"
"Yeah we have healthcare, duh.""
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Jonquil B. @jonquil.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I like that the Chad face is centered on Chad
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/09/2026
askinnyblackman:  "republicans will be like "good news, everyone! we have passed legislation that will make it legal for us to shoot you in the chest" and dems will respond with "we have listened to the SCIENTISTS and the SCIENCE says that being shot in the chest is bad! and that is why we are proposing a BOLD counter-legislation that would provide FREE bulletproof vests to individuals making less than $30,000 per year!" and leftists are like "um yeah I guess if those are our only options I'll pick the dems but why is it legal for you to shoot us in the chest? maybe they shouldn't be able to do that in the first place? where's that option?" and dems will be like "shut up and vote blue no matter who you stupid fucking hippie" and then you find out that the private company that makes the bullets and the vests funds both parties"
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Remember how united we as all Americans were after 9/11?” Is either wishful thinking or part of the insidious strategy of getting us all to get into line and shut up or even worse nostalgia for that insidious shit, fuck you ah ha ha ha
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 10/09/2026
comedy is illegal here. let's see how long this stays up
Charlie Kirk Epstein
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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Jonquil B. @jonquil.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
After God had finished the rattlesnake, the toad, and the vampire, He had some awful substance left with which He made a scab
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
there are no words I'm allowed to say on this website that adequately describe what I think should happen to the "whistleblowers" who got people fired (and in some cases deported) for exercising their legal right to unionise :)
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Jonquil B. @jonquil.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
harris's plan was "up to $50k in tax deductions" (up from the existing $5k), and you have to be living in a spreadsheet to see that as the same thing as "give people who start a business $50000"
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Meechy Dorko @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 10/09/2026
we have an aggressive stance against the state/collective action and a highly personal relationship with Jesus, of course we're going to just form a personality cult around the computer that speaks with the empty words of the living and call it a day
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
everyone, be proactive with your self care today. please no one search for “charlie kirk video”. you might turn up disgusting and upsetting footage of him expressing of his views
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Derek Jarman’s “Stu” @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the arrogance of making a Super Mario Bros hack with "better controls"
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Comparing “blogging” to “AI Slop” is the type of take that emerges from being obsessed with how people talk about things instead of being interested in what things are.
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Talya Perper @talyaperper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
am I losing my %#@&$?! mind? perhaps 🌅 #coyotevsacme #wileroad #wilerunner #looneytunes
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Fischer 🛠️🚇 @fischer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
breaking: XAI announces that they have used an unreleased grok model to solve a major open problem in the field of race science
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 06/09/2026
AI is certainly making all of this much worse, but every scientist you know, or at least all the physicists, astronomers, mathematicians, and climate scientists, gets tons of emails from men, especially engineers, who think they are Einstein. It’s sad and complicated and messy.
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