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The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Essential thread. Go watch The Bad (Good) Wonka Reality Show on Netflix, people

The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This cannot be the lesbian bar in Massachusetts that Jonathan Richman was dancing in

The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Thinking about the only woman in the VIP at Death Rosenstock tonight, dancing by herself in a frustrated drunken haze while the crowd churned in the GA. Getting slightly too successful for your own good, investing in luxury, and letting it alienate you from society - that's Jeff Rosenstock baby!

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The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

ME: Aw man how am I supposed to bake this dough? MY ROOMMATE FROM THE INDUS VALLEY CIVILIZATION:

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 27/08/2026

Love that the only place you can watch the John Wilson movie trailer right now is Instagram

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Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Ocarina of Time is mostly about the differences between childhood and manhood, which mainly that boils down to having three pairs of shoes that you have to cycle through regularly instead of one.

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The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Was really excited to hear about Steve Burns' late career art until I found out about his politics. Apparently he's a Blue Dog Democrat :(

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The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

*looking around to make sure everybody is looking when I make this joke* looks like the year of the depends adult undergarment came early!

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The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Here's a free Substack article title for y'all on Mamdani's emphasis on providing free entertainment to the city: Give Us Bread, But Give Us Circuses

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The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Europosting during my vacation...such a lonely feeling, such a powerful position. I get to set the discourse for the whole day...

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The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I'm begging people on this website to exercise a modicum of reading comprehension. It's framed as a negative! Read the subhed!

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

The Knicks celebration + progressive primary wins + rent freeze seems to be hitting anti-NYCers hard on social media. It's a reminder to me that for many people, my city's function is to reassure them by serving as a semi-abstract idea of hell, and when we don't deliver that, the force is disturbed.

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The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Invested $6000 in a play in 2023.....three years later got a check for $200.......follow me for more business secrets hashtag passive income is my passion

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

guy on a bike called out to me ‘you look so beautiful!’ and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike ‘that’s a great bike man!’ and then ‘smoothie looks fire!’ to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I think what the New York elections prove is that the anti-Mamdani movement is adrift without the charismatic leadership of Andrew Cuomo

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The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

nobody is talking about how the real disclosure in disclosure day was the interview steven spielberg gave to the times where he confirmed that ET is wet

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The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

You couldn't make the office now of days...... They'd have to call it the work from. Home!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🫣Can I say that!!?

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The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Doing Riley Gaines numbers - congratulations Governever Mace

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

🎶 Well, the word got around, they said, "This kid is insane, man" Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland "Get your education, don't forget from whence you came, and The world's gonna know your name, what's your name, man?"

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The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Hey at least Cleveland has all of that art and culture to fall back on

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The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Why does Victor Wembanyama, the largest basketball player, not simply eat the oth- *aide whispers in my ear* Oh he does? Oh, great.

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The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

It turns out if you're on the outside of a ship when it goes to hyperspace it's a lot like being microwaved, and so Grogu just gets everywhere.

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The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Odyssey trailer rules. Why are we purity-testing the Odyssey? You didn't hear it declaimed in the Agora, you read it in English in a book. It was already transformed for your enjoyment - what's one more transformation?

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The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Yeah I'm pretty torn up about InfoWars closing down too, but we will rebuild

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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 24/04/2026

if you just need to feel a little joy for a minute or three, you can listen to @tedleo.bsky.social covering Tears for Fears for free on the internet. youtu.be/J85N8kvsdd0?...

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Ted Leo and the Pharmacists - (Tears for Fears) Everybody Wants to Rule the World

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The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

It's the sequel to Eat, Pray, Love 🏋️🍆🛼

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The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Sorry I just found out what The Amazing Digital Circus is and it's just ST:VOY S2E23: "The Thaw"? Like that's it? They're doing a theatrical release for functionally the last ten minutes of The Thaw. Ok.

Caine digitalcircus and his crew (1996, CBS)

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The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Thinking about how nobody ever gets the message behind "oh I've mapped out your defenses perfectly and know exactly where to strike to trigger them" again. For no reason of course

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The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Hey do you think Alex Trebek leads a daily masterclass through the trivia of the universe up there, or do you think he just rests

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The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Man, we've hit the era of RE:RE:FWD:Our War Crimes

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The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

My doctor says I have Colony Collapse Disorder

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The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

No but there SHOULD be a Collegiate Quidditch game set in New England in the mid 2010s. Build your team! Manage your polycule! Get a job in marketing!

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