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Maddie Chthonia @maddiequestions.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's cool how every time Leo clears a low bar for something half the website has to cheer him on and not think about all the reactionary things the Catholic Church does on a daily basis pls call me when Catholic hospitals do abortions and trans healthcare
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
eminem voice: chewbacca's cock is a showstoppin knot lemme see what that wookiee got im gonna slobber on it like salacious crumb gimme every last drop of that wookiee cum
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 30/09/2026
This is now a sycophancy test. Joking about it I’ll accept, barely, but anyone who even remotely indulges this is a coward
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @handle.invalid · 29/09/2026
The UK right's current political project is to co-opt the language of antidiscrimination to make bigotry legally unimpeachable.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
The before and after it's even more haunting.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Mike Eliason @holz-bau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
chat is this good?
all construction dropping massively.
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
[Guy waking up from a 111 year coma]: Wow I am so old can't wait to call my bestie Archduke Franz Ferdinand and tell him how old I am- HE WAS WHAT? Oh that's just awful hopefully nothing of consequence came of that- THE WHAT FIRST WAR? Doctor I need some cocaine- THE HARRISON WHAT ACT OF 1914?
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ten years of relentlessly hateful, comically elitist anti-democratic politics across the white people world, helpfully summarised. The wrong people are talking, the wrong people are deciding and it’s harming the careers of important people who actually matter. Smithers! Release the hounds
The incident fits a broader pattern in the discourse around 'free speech' and 'cancel culture': whatever comes from the top down is freedom; whatever comes from the bottom up is bullying and censorship. When Macklemore is dropped at the behest of the billionaire stadium owner Robert Kraft, it's an exercise of the freedom of businesses to 'demonstrate their values' by deciding whom to platform. But when Ed Sheeran's fans decide not to buy tickets to his performances, or even demand refunds, it's bullying, mob behaviour. Since most people are not billionaires and do not own stadiums, they can exercise meaningful power only collectively. The collective exercise of power must therefore be demonised.
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Dylan Difford @dylandifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I mean, at this point, it's fairly unambiguously paramilitarism. You've got a non-state actor using violence to further political objectives. It's flagrantly in breach of democratic principles several times over. Inaction would be the most ultimate failure of a democratic government.
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Kevin Thurston @del-boy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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jonnyornonny.bsky.social @jonnyornonny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
8 months?????? 8.... months???? 3/4 of one year???? Scalpers are the worst
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Jank @jank.cool · 17/07/2026
Stop calling it a 'reset'. It's an amputation. www.jank.cool/stop-calling...
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Stop calling it a 'reset' when it's an amputation
Cut out your corporate tongue
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Dr Panti Bliss-Cabrera @pantibliss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The description doesn't really do it justice. She disembowels him
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
frodoitsdone.gif www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjPR...
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I Tested Every Cruise Line to Find the Least Evil
YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis
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Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
GDT's reddit AMA spitting fire www.reddit.com/r/movies/com...
reddit comment: 

Hello! Did you intend the ending of Pan’s labyrinth to be real or in Ofelia’s mind?

Guillermo Del Toro's reply: 

My interpretation, and it's exclusively mine, is that it's real.

Because there's two things. One is what people call “The Shining Question.” The Shining Question is, Who opens the door for Jack to get out of the fridge? And Ofelia is in an attic with a guard outside her door, and she draws the door with the magic chalk, and she shows up in the labyrinth. So, the only way she could have gone into the labyrinth is the magic chalk. And the flower is real at the end. The flower that blooms in the dead tree. And the reason I think it’s real is because—and this is why I'm in favor of the human factor in art—I think that art does transform the world. You know?

Think about it for a second. One of the goals, with all this movement, is to make you believe that art is vulgar. That art is nothing special, and anybody can do art. That is like me telling you that I'm faster at running than Usain Bolt but I “run” in my motorcycle. Well, that's not the same. That’s not the same at all.

Art is important, and they want you to believe it isn't. It's part of the idea of control. The goal is not to have artificial intelligence. The goal is to foster natural stupidity. The goal is to foster you not looking for answers, and to trust yourself entirely to an engine. Look at the way we are dipping our toes into these things. We are starting to ask the machine, Is this true? For now, there's a correlation between reality and what the answers of the machine are. For now. But soon, we won't even investigate further. We will be told it's true. And if the machine is in the hands of somebody who should not be trusted, then your reality has been completely and utterly fucked. Because your intelligence ends at the question. You don't seek the answer. It's given to you.Q: You recently mentioned that AI creates 'semi-compelling screensavers' and that you'd 'rather die' than use it. As a filmmaker who relies heavily on practical effects and creature design, what do you think is the biggest thing lost when a computer generates an image instead of a human hand?

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The three quarters of the process that gave you the chance to think of the idea that people don't think about without that process. Meaning, AI can get you to the middle really fast, but there's a dialectic with the process that gets you to that top 10%. I'll give you an example with the Pale Man.

We sculpted it as an old man, with a face. And then I said, Let's take out the face. This happened because I saw a photo of a manta ray and the poster for Don Coscarelli’s Phantasm. That combination, which happened at two different times during a week or a month, are not permutations that are chemically part of an equation. They are alchemy. And then I said, Take out the face, and then I said, Let's put the eyes on the hands. This triangulation happens because I spent a month or two months living with the idea of this creature. And it's not linear.

AI is like a super-fast engine that makes semi-sentient permutations of things that are already done. Creation is things that have never been done. Coming to exist.

And the second thing is the loss of the apprenticeship that one has as an artist. You're never a master; you're always an apprentice. This is a kinship I have with, for example, Chris Nolan. When he showed me The Odyssey, there’s a scene when Matt Damon is floating in the stormy ocean and I asked him—because we were talking about practical effects, and how great it is and that we both always use a maquette or a model—and I asked him, How did you do it? He said, “We put him in a storm in the ocean.”

And you're gonna find that 30% of a great image occurs accidentally. You know, either a drop of water hits the lens, or the camera shakes. I remember when in 1993, '94, Jim…
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
good excuse to post one of my favorite photos from last decade
cheam creems
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J.H. Siegal @joshuasiegal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
yes....YESSS.....
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CD and vinyl sales are surging as frustration with digital media keeps growing
News of the latest increase in physical media sales comes from the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA). It revealed that recorded music revenues for H1 2026...
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
RIP to all the managers who will now starve to death, sobbing 'what do I want to eat?' at an uncaring phone
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 03/09/2026
“Yeah we’re done with all that” said OpenAI CEO Sam Altman. “See ya”
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A man says "yeah, you're right, it's just lazy. He says "that's the brilliance of the comic, you can read the panels in any order." Another man says "these panels are not in the proper order." He then say "no, you can't..."
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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 03/09/2026
As someone who has been tweeted about personally by Rowling. And who spends my whole life trying to fight the damage caused by the litigation she funds. I think, personally, I would be less harmed by you giving me an actual kick in the ribs than watching the new Harry Potter & trying to justify it.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 02/09/2026
This is pretty catastrophic and I'm not sure how either of these companies reverse the trend. It really appears the AI bubble is based on the whims of maybe a few hundred companies spending money on two companies to justify five companies spending money with one company.
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
combat hit grunt
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
well there's a Weird Horror short story premise for you kids
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 28/08/2026
i've gone from "this is darkly funny" to "this is darkly extremely funny". becoming a poster boy for the uncaring nature of the fascism you helped create is remarkable
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Geoff Engelstein - The Universe Explained with Cookie out now! @gengelstein.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
One of my all-time favorite rules, from Pea Ridge (1980). The designer's great-great-grandfather fought in the battle, and if his unit takes damage you roll a die to see if he survives. If he dies, the designer is never born, and the game doesn't exist, and so automatically ends in a draw.
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Hustle Chillson @hustle-chillson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Waiting. Watching.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A man angrily says "DEBATE ME!" A baby responds "GA." The man shouts "APPEAL TO EMOTION!" The baby, angrily says "BA." The man retorts "AD HOMINEM"
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com
NASHVILLE, TN (August 25, 2026) – Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

 

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000). 

 

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

 

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at www.dollyparton.com.         

 

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com.
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The fact that HBO compelled even this lukewarm non-apology out of one of the modern world's proudest and more powerful bigots means that her hatred is actually affecting their bottom line.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 20/08/2026
They segregated jumping on shit
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Chris Bratt @chrisbratt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The fired Rockstar workers are asking supporters not to boycott GTA 6, but instead, to directly support the union's legal costs as it approaches next month's employment tribunal.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s worth noting that the SpyCops stuff, horrible as it is, appears to have been mostly for fun: the cops quickly realised they’d been asked to snoop on and fuck up a bunch of harmless greenies. And then they realised they’d been given free rein to make sport of those people, for a laugh.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @handle.invalid · 12/08/2026
We have never granted a marginalized population "too many rights". Not a thing that has ever happened. You are speaking nonsense.
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Chris Bratt @chrisbratt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Well that was extremely cool. Loved seeing all the locals coming out to experience it together too 🌞
The solar eclipse creating some very cool shadows at a local kid’s park in Brighton.The solar eclipse creating some very cool shadows at a local kid’s park in Brighton.
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 11/08/2026
I got curious and checked “Last of the Mohicans,” and while it’s true that the prose is starchy, this opening paragraph is a banger and you should not deny yourself the pleasure of the effort.
T was a feature peculiar to the colonial wars of North America, that the toils and dangers of the wilderness were to be encountered, before the adverse hosts could meet. A wide, and, apparently, an impervious boundary of forests, severed the possessions of the hostile provinces of France and England. The hardy colonist, and the trained European who fought at his side, frequently expended months in struggling against the rapids of the streams, or in effecting the rugged passes of the mountains, in quest of an opportunity to exhibit their courage in a more martial conflict. But, emulating the patience and self-denial of the practised native warriors, they learned to overcome every difficulty; and it would seem, that in time, there was no recess of the woods so dark, nor any secret place so lovely, that it might claim exemption from the inroads of those who had pledged their blood to satiate their vengeance, or to uphold the cold and selfish policy of the distant monarchs of Europe.
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Po-LINA-tergeist 👻 لينا @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Actual LOL
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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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