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@jonnybizzlak.bsky.social
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Practising neurosurgeon (unqualified), cheese categorizer, provocateur and Europe's foremost teleporter. My opinions are not my own.

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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 15h
For those playing along at home: To give the appearance of action on the impacts of his humiliating blunder on the world stage, the President of the United States is making a humiliating blunder on the world stage by bailing the Russian president out of a humiliating blunder on the world stage.
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Possibly the most shocking revelation in this whole thing is that Nigel Farage was at one point in Clacton.
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JWexTheSpa @jwsidders.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I mean, if you keep voting for a man who tells easily provable lies relentlessly, you do deserve the contempt he and everyone else has for you. Sorry.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 24/07/2026
Unabashedly sharing my very favourite photo from the Artemis II mission for the nth time
Spooky!
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
While I'm sad we lost, I'm also relieved because England should not be encouraged in general Imagine how insufferable all the politicians would be if we actually won
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Mr RobertBob @mrrobertbob.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This is just too funny. Daily Mail poll at 77% Voting for Count Binface with Farage trailing way behind. Feel free to take part. 🤣 www.dailymail.com/news/article...
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Nigel Farage says the Binface by-election is deadly serious
Nigel Farage last night insisted he is fighting a 'real election'. He spoke out after his by-election gamble left him facing off against Count Binface, a man dressed as a bin.
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Sarah Calvert 🇬🇧🇮🇹🇪🇺 @sarahcalvert.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is an excellent point.
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Farage is resigning to spend more time with… well, anyone really, if they’ll give him money.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Nothing says 'man of the people' quite like a politician calling a by-election at public expense on the issue of whether or not he should have the right to secretly take donations from Thai-based crypto billionaires and a convicted fraudster
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Nigel Farage. What a cunt. That’s the post. Good morning.
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Jemma Forte @jemmaforte.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ok - basically, Jude Bellingham needs to run in Clacton
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 07/07/2026
That Farage statement in full
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Rob Davies @byrobdavies.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It's the Gulf of England now, I don't make the rules.
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Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Thought they'd save it for the semis.
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Rich Neville @richneville.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I think this ceasefire will last indefinitely, as long as everyone is still allowed to shoot at each other.
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jonnybizzlak.bsky.social @jonnybizzlak.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Great Scott! Has @mrjamesob.bsky.social reached his Flux Capacity? #LBC
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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The year is 2035. We have gone through 600 Prime Ministers since 2010. Leadership is now decided by randomly picking Facebook profiles and everyone gets a day to be in charge. Today is Gary from Portsmouth and he has just banned the letter O. The cuntry is in chas.
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Andrew Harrison @nndroid.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I guess tomorrow’s headline is ON TOP OF THE WORLD, LOOKING DOWN ON CROATIANS.
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Ireland against Fascism @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Correct
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Tom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 08/06/2026
Call me an idealist, but I think that a prerequisite for hosting an international sport event should be that you're willing to host an international sport event.
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
What Reform did today was an incitement to rioting and an insult to a grieving family. This bloke should have hung his goddamn head in shame.
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Those fucking racists who’ve spent the last fifteen years demonising Poles, complaining about Polski Skleps on high streets, demanding their deportation, now trying to use the murder of Henry Nowak for their own racist purposes can fuck right off.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
(sound on for full effect) Chapman State Park near Clarendon, PA is home to Chapman Lake, which is home to a group of energetic North American river otters (Lontra canadensis) that like to host a midnight rave / leaf frolic. Not sure where they plug the speakers in.
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Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...
slate.com
Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning
Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.
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Michael LaFrance @mlafrance.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 09/05/2026
I feel a lot of David Attenborough's hard work with nature preservation is to cover for how much of a mess his brother made of that dinosaur theme park.
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Watch this. I’m unapologetically #ElbowsUp when it comes to Americans, or anyone, who try to attack or diminish Canada. But I’m VERY aware that there are a LOT of Americans who support Canada. Here’s a whole arena of them in Buffalo. A Canadian team wasn’t even playing. Thanks, neighbours.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Almost everything we argue about is a substitute for the thing we should be arguing about: the immense wealth & power of an oligarchic class, which captures governments, ruins lives and wrecks the living planet. This class redirects our rage at scapegoats. To resist its lies is to resist its power.
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 18/04/2026
Flash was everywhere. Now it's gone. Sound familiar? Flash is just part of the story of VANISHING CULTURE, a new book exploring the fight to preserve our fragile digital history. 📖 Join us for the book launch! 📅 Apr 23 🕠 Doors 5:30 PM 📍 300 Funston Ave, SF 🎟️ www.eventbrite.com/e/vanishing-...
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Felicity Hannah @felicityhannah.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
A colleague didn’t recognise me in my glasses so I tried to joke “I’m Clark Kent” but accidentally declared “I’m Ken Clarke”
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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Do a war to distract from Epstein files then do an Epstein files to distract from the war OK gotcha x
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Simon Marks @simonmarksfsn.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here:
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Ferris Jabr @ferrisjabr.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Left: Earthrise: Apollo 8, December 24, 1968 Right: Earthset: #Artemis II, April 6, 2026
Taken by Apollo 8 crewmember Bill Anders on December 24, 1968, at mission time 075:49:07 [8] (16:40 UTC), while in orbit around the Moon, showing the Earth rising for the third time above the lunar horizon. The lunar horizon is approximately 780 kilometers from the spacecraft. Width of the photographed area at the lunar horizon is about 175 kilometers. [9] The land mass visible just above the terminator line is west Africa. Note that this phenomenon is only visible to an observer in motion relative to the lunar surface. Because of the Moon's synchronous rotation relative to the Earth (i.e., the same side of the Moon is always facing Earth), the Earth appears to be stationary (measured in anything less than a geological timescale) in the lunar "sky". In order to observe the effect of Earth rising or setting over the Moon's horizon, an observer must travel towards or away from the point on the lunar surface where the Earth is most directly overhead (centred in the sky). Otherwise, the Earth's apparent motion/visible change will be limited to: 1. Growing larger/smaller as the orbital distance between the two bodies changes. 2. Slight apparent movement of the Earth due to the eccenticity of the Moon's orbit, the effect being called libration. 3. Rotation of the Earth (the Moon's rotation is synchronous relative to the Earth, the Earth's rotation is not synchronous relative to the Moon). 4. Atmospheric & surface changes on Earth (i.e.: weather patterns, changing seasons, etc.). Two craters, visible on the image were named 8 Homeward and Anders' Earthrise in honor of Apollo 8 by IAU in 2018. (Press release). The NASA image number is AS08-14-2383.Earthset captured through the Orion spacecraft window at 6:41 p.m. EDT, April 6, 2026, during the Artemis II crew’s flyby of the Moon. A muted blue Earth with bright white clouds sets behind the cratered lunar surface. The dark portion of Earth is experiencing nighttime. On Earth’s day side, swirling clouds are visible over the Australia and Oceania region. In the foreground, Ohm crater has terraced edges and a flat floor interrupted by central peaks. Central peaks form in complex craters when the lunar surface, liquefied on impact, splashes upwards during the crater’s formation.

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Dr. Skylar Grayson @skylargrayson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This statement effectively ends NATO. It's the ultimate prize for Putin. It would've been beyond his wildest dreams just a few years ago. It just became a lot more dangerous & frightening to live in a European democracy bordering Russia. Trump is truly the greatest traitor to the West in history.
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
He started a war, didn’t know how to win it, was immediately over his head, became quickly overpowered by an enemy he vastly underestimated, and now is trying to sue for peace and then convince you that this was a victory. Dying empires produce leaders like this
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 23/03/2026
Trump: Thanks to some amazing talks with Iran which are going great, we've decided to postpone the strikes everyone told me would be a complete disaster. Iran: Thanks to what with the who now?
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
That's funny, I could have sworn he said something about not needing Royal Navy vessels because the war was already won. You broke it Don, you fix it.
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Policy ‘believers’. Another red flag gets waved in our faces… An unworkable policy remains unworkable whether you believe in it, or not. Much like Brexit. Relying on ideological zeal to run the show is basically admitting that your ideas are utterly shit.
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 11/03/2026
The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.
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Angus McTavish 𝔸𝕄 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🦫🍁 @am80.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The US is at one end, Canada at the other in terms of questioning their morals and ethics of their fellow citizens.
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jonnybizzlak.bsky.social @jonnybizzlak.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Marjorie Taylor Actual Greene
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/02/2026
I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Same vibe.
The distracted boyfriend meme but it's that Reform cunt (the other one).
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jonnybizzlak.bsky.social @jonnybizzlak.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
"Maga stunts" is extremely close to what I've been saying about Farage for years
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Nigel Farage accused of ‘Maga stunts’ for saying he was denied access to Chagos Islands
Reform UK leader flew to the Maldives for a day despite not having permit to visit nearby archipelago
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Tom Jamieson @tomjam.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny
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