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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 32m

My own Day of Consulting was productive and conducted through heavy post-tropical rain. Hence no posts until now. Dry and packed, though!

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.

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TomTom @tomtomchi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fani Willis and Jack Smith were colluding at the Hawks game and I saw one of the Hawks and the Hawk looked at me

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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Consultants still grinding on customer calls at 7:30 p.m. MDT: have you considered chilling tf out and waiting until the morning?

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

realizing the cliff ended and you’re running mid air

Katie Britt looking astonished by how bad questioning went

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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Picture of him with me would probably be worse for him tbh

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

kinda bullshit whenever the fever score 98. like come on. no it’s not

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social

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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They are cooking up food in the #WhiteSox stadium that you cannot possibly comprehend

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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The weather is predictably dreary and I thought I would be ready after last week’s floodapalooza I traveled through. So not, though!

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Daniel Bond @dwbond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

no one calls us "ass pirates" anymore; are we at risk of losing the old slurs

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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Watching bad 🏈 over the crossword is fun, but now I must do errands

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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Bizarrely funny to see the reddest industry groups issue "NOT LIKE THAT" statements about the White House that they try to water down into respectability. Gurl, he's burning down your whole livelihood and will continue if not stopped, say it with your chest

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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Watching OU get totally spanked by Georgia was surprisingly enjoyable!

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Melissa Johnson, PhD @ladyhistorian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Running for president as a single-issue candidate: Requiring websites to make Boolean searches work again

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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Media can’t turn your kid gay, but it can be revelatory. I bought this old Hildebrandt Bros poster of Ben Reilly off my LCS at like 10 or 11, and in retrospect…yeah.

A Greg and Tim Hildebrandt poster of Ben Reilly as Spider-Man. He is upside down on a window, looking at the viewer, while a building explodes behind him. He is very flexibly posed and bulgey.

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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

In many cultures its polite to slurp the noodles during the job interview

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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Remember never drink anything at work. You don't want your employer to know you're 72% water and that water has to be replaced often. They'll ask for a solids-only reduction in your pay

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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ABQ hasn’t been such a bad airport to be stuck at for five hours. They have these adorable leetle balloons hanging from the ceiling!

A brown airport terminal ceiling with sooper bright can lights and old-timey style balloons hanging every few feet

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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This airport bar is (predictably) full of consultants and we are all (not) doing great!!

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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Today's saga On Here was good, but there will never be a story that tops The Lorry of Rice

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phylan @phylan.website · 22/09/2026

reading the news on my phone. it's the age of information baby

full news article on phone completely covered by like 8 different ads

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Do you ever read a series of words

Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee

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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re dressed as the iced coffee you shouldn’t take to a Fortune 500 interview

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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The most delightful retail experience is being in Daiso when they blast Ice Ice Baby, interrupt it with their twee little jingle, and then cut back to Ice Ice Baby

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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 18/04/2024

bumper sticker that says "WE DON'T CALL 811" with a blacked-out profile of a shovel

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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Another client called a plan of ours “thorough and well written.” They might as well say “a pleasure to have in class” while they’re at it 🥰

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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Pasta alla sciaguratella with poached chicken. Sunday is for carbs!

A plate of pasta dusted with parmesan cheese and parsley and a slice of garlic bread on the side

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again

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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Going for a run then brunch and sitting on my beautiful arse watching 🏈 all day = series of the best choices

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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The worse things get for them the more they're gonna soothe grandpa by presenting stuff that already exists as huge wins for him, to the great confusion of everyone with object permanence. He will be loudly trumpeting the success of the Tennessee valley electrification program before its over.

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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise.

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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Lovely vibes on the trail this morning!

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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

When you come to Bluesky to post screenshots of Best Jepsen Track So Far and it’s already on your feed. It is Gay Friday

Carly Rae Jepsen’s Never Let a Good Thing Die playing on my phone

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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Ni Tuyo was the best dinner we’ve had in a while. Denver dining still has the juice!

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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Full shade it is hilarious to watch the desperate posts of a former GOP governor’s staffer that is transparently trying – and failing – to get a Vump-Trance administration job

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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: Kirk Van Houten will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

Kirk from The Simpsons in a suit and tie singing dramatically

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!"

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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

challenging a fellow email-job-haver to a duel over the profound dishonor and disrespect inherent in sending me a multi-page pdf form that isn't fillable

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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: Kirk Van Houten will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

juicy j has withdrawn from the ed sheeran tour after realizing he was not the same guy as juice wrld. “I thought that I died,” he said. “I thought I had been sent to hell, which I understand to be the absence of god, but it was simply the ed sheeran tour”

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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If I ever reach 84 years of age and my brain has been stroked into smoothness, just lay me in a field of wildflowers until I perish. For the love of all that is holy DON’T TAKE ME BACK TO WORK

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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026