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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth

@jonerthon.bsky.social
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Dayjobber, queer, polar bear fan, hater of the passive voice, tolerator of United Airlines. Oh, and an urban planner by day. Union strong ✊🏼 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ he/him Opinions mine, get your own.

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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 3h
(Yes, I know Expoopian is UK-based, and I do not care)
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 3h
Once again paid off debt and "my" "score" went down. I do not wish to participate in this charade.
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 3h
Whomever takes control of Congress after November: Please nationalize the consumer "credit rating agencies" and then DOGE them out of existence, thank you
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 9h
Big email day at the email job
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Imagine living in a state where the government is constitutionally barred from taxing the income of billionaires to pay for social services and then going to a political rally to ask the federal government to force your grandkids to hang out with you
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had no idea!
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean, it’s a Matchbox 20 lyric, but knowing that doesn’t make it make any more sense 🤔
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How are high temps still forecast for upper 80s all week! I need to be outside at some point without sizzling, pls
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No more katsu sauce in the house
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Flufluxklan Nickleback: How The Hell'd We Wind Up Like This?
Alt: The guy from Nickleback singing How The Hell'd We Wind Up Like This and wearing a fruity little necklace from the 90s
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lanterns is like if you randomly decide that 2-3 members of the cast of Fargo the motion picture are from space and just see what happens
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Meandering to the pub for dinner because walkable neighborhood
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
like oh no, I gave the rich kid a piece of cake what if he accidentally learns the state can treat all kids equally and he doesn’t have to rely on his asshole dad
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My cuticles are destroyed, but we have our winter chile
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me and my friends can't wait for the Skydance merger. We're all excited to Paramount Plus And Chill with our friends. I lost my virginity to episode 8 of Dutton Ranch. The only thing keeping me alive is the prospect of a season 4 of Colin From Accounts.
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bought my chile, now I have to process it 😬🌶️
A metal drum full of green chile peppers roasting in a dirt lot on the side of the road
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I remember them too! Very competent domestic service and the absolute farthest gate from the terminal at RDU 😂
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Unpacked within 14 hours of getting home. I’m as surprised as anyone.
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(And other urban planning shitposts that have been in my drafts for a while)
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If your public engagement event doesn’t have a kid-friendly touch-a-truck station, did you really engage with the community?
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also I technically should have gone to the office today, but actually forgot to because Airport Arrival is always followed by Going Directly Home. Kind of glad it worked out that way!
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Home and need to tackle the second half of my workday, but. I got up at 4:15 and would like to be in bed.
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 01/10/2026
Arkansas' procurement system is called HOGBID
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My own Day of Consulting was productive and conducted through heavy post-tropical rain. Hence no posts until now. Dry and packed, though!
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A jewelry kiosk is blasting Rock Lobster at an obscene volume, which kinda drowns her out, at least
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(at the airport, sorry)
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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TomTom @tomtomchi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fani Willis and Jack Smith were colluding at the Hawks game and I saw one of the Hawks and the Hawk looked at me
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Consultants still grinding on customer calls at 7:30 p.m. MDT: have you considered chilling tf out and waiting until the morning?
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
realizing the cliff ended and you’re running mid air
Katie Britt looking astonished by how bad questioning went
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Picture of him with me would probably be worse for him tbh
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
kinda bullshit whenever the fever score 98. like come on. no it’s not
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They are cooking up food in the #WhiteSox stadium that you cannot possibly comprehend
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The weather is predictably dreary and I thought I would be ready after last week’s floodapalooza I traveled through. So not, though!
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Daniel Bond @dwbond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
no one calls us "ass pirates" anymore; are we at risk of losing the old slurs
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Menu (mostly made by B): *Steak fajitas *Queso and chips *Rice and beans *Cointreau margaritas
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I Want To Go To There Liz Lemon
Alt: Tina Fey as Liz Lemon saying "I want to go to there" with a dazed expression behind her sensible 00s glasses
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fajita and VMA night with Hector requires a diverse shopping list
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching bad 🏈 over the crossword is fun, but now I must do errands
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bizarrely funny to see the reddest industry groups issue "NOT LIKE THAT" statements about the White House that they try to water down into respectability. Gurl, he's burning down your whole livelihood and will continue if not stopped, say it with your chest
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching OU get totally spanked by Georgia was surprisingly enjoyable!
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Melissa Johnson, PhD @ladyhistorian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Running for president as a single-issue candidate: Requiring websites to make Boolean searches work again
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Media can’t turn your kid gay, but it can be revelatory. I bought this old Hildebrandt Bros poster of Ben Reilly off my LCS at like 10 or 11, and in retrospect…yeah.
A Greg and Tim Hildebrandt poster of Ben Reilly as Spider-Man. He is upside down on a window, looking at the viewer, while a building explodes behind him. He is very flexibly posed and bulgey.
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In many cultures its polite to slurp the noodles during the job interview
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remember never drink anything at work. You don't want your employer to know you're 72% water and that water has to be replaced often. They'll ask for a solids-only reduction in your pay
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Airline gave me $100 credit for this delay, plus $15 for the Frito pie. Taking that as a win!
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(Also had a Frito pie. And some drinks.)
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ABQ hasn’t been such a bad airport to be stuck at for five hours. They have these adorable leetle balloons hanging from the ceiling!
A brown airport terminal ceiling with sooper bright can lights and old-timey style balloons hanging every few feet
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today's saga On Here was good, but there will never be a story that tops The Lorry of Rice
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Unlike the jerk ass dude in 14C, I am actually being cordial to others despite the short sleep ☺️
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Harold Hamgravy the Ninth @jonerthon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We love a 4:45 alarm
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