Reposted by Jon Bowiekristabellerina @kristabelle.bsky.social · 18hI’m staying in my pajamas today because dress for the job you want and I want to be a couch potato. 185
Reposted by Jon Bowiekristabellerina @kristabelle.bsky.social · 6hMight go wild and start listing chatGPT as my primary care doctor. 0107
Reposted by Jon BowieMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 1hI need to find someone less boring to stalk. 33225
Jon Bowie @jonbowie.bsky.social · 1hI'm just gonna skooch in here real quick and grab a drink #Cow #Calf 010
Reposted by Jon BowieOne Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 15hhave you tried eating a 5 lb bag of candy corn about it 12512
Reposted by Jon Bowiecorpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 15hYou don’t learn the gong bro you’re either born knowing it or you will die a stranger to its ways 0304
Reposted by Jon BowieMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Kale is a pretty tasty snack . . . . If you're a rabbit, who's out of Doritos. 516984
Reposted by Jon Bowiechris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You can call into Bluesky sick, you know. You're not getting paid anyway. 919357
Reposted by Jon BowieCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Peter Pan always eluded Captain Hook, who could never admit that he could use a hand. 14116
Reposted by Jon Bowiesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026*on your ring camera at 3am* i had a dream about your dog 319269
Reposted by Jon BowieCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My happy place is a medically induced coma. 49136
Reposted by Jon BowieCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It’s not French toast unless you smoked a cigarette while making it. 3947383
Reposted by Jon BowieNes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hey girl, are you a belt cuz you’re making my pants tight 0249
Reposted by Jon BowieJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Watch your step, I lost my marbles. 313776
Reposted by Jon BowieThe Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Whatever. You're mom thinks I'm hot 173
Reposted by Jon BowieZiraelle @itsziri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026At 100 I will swallow one follower whole (non sexy) 181
Jon Bowie @jonbowie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'm home from Scotland and shall return to spamming you with photos 010
Jon Bowie @jonbowie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Everyone thinks haggis is the go to Scots meal, but who doesn’t like a few slugs on lettuce??? 030