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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
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Christopher St. Clair @chrisstclair.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every episode of the TV show should come with a recipe
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rape Van Winkle
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
wife: did you see trump dyed his hair? me: those last two words really flopped
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Not sure American folks understand what the Tromp admin did, so bear with me here: If any country came to the U.S. & said you can’t make trade deals without our approval and also you can’t protect English as a language anymore, we think it’s inconvenient, how would you respond? Would ANGER be fair?
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Johnsongrass @johnsongrass.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Black cat appreciation day. This is Agent
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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
In 2016, San Antonio cop Matthew Luckhurst was fired after giving a homeless man a sandwich filled with feces. Last month, he became police chief in Benavides, Texas.
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Records: Ex-SAPD officer fired for giving feces sandwich to homeless man promoted to South Texas police chief
A former San Antonio police officer fired for giving a homeless man a feces sandwich was promoted to serve as the chief of a South Texas police department, according to records reviewed by KSAT Invest...
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Nancy Lucía López @cybergata.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Cartoon by C Whisenhunt
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 16/03/2026
Well, here is a brand I will never buy anything from
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
WHO GIVES A DAMN? It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts. Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing. And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
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H. John Tran @johnhtran.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
U.S. debt just crossed $38 trillion. Wages are up 4%, inflation 3%, growth barely 2%. The Machine Republic keeps speeding up - built for output, not people. Productivity rises, but stability falls. You can feel it now - the system’s running out of people to burn.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/11/2025
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
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Andrew Mueller @andrewmueller.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Speaker of the House holding a formal presser to announce that Jesus is the king of everyone in the USA should be getting more attention
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Frogs in slowly heating water is a popular allegory for being unaware that you are being destroyed in an incrementally worsening situation. But I'm drawing hope from the past week that we frogs may be a bit more aware of our situation than those allegorical frogs. #Hop
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
This is as much a legacy of the War on Drugs than anything else. He has a controlled substance conviction separate and apart from the exonerated murder conviction.
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Shane Burley (Blue Sky Edition) @shaneburley.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
For those lucky enough to not know this is a neo-Nazi meme normally found on TRS and the Daily Stormer being shared by the official DHS account.
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
"one officer smiled for a selfie with her as she cried."
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
in the interest of being totally fair and balanced about charlie kirk, sally has opted to using her platform as a staff writer for the atlantic and its attendant assumption of good faith (waning though it might be) to pretend this clip never happened
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Holl🌞 @willows-song.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
This explains it better than I can
Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
So MSNBC reportedly fired Matthew Dowd tonight just hours after Jesse Watters called for his "immediate" termination over his Charlie Kirk shooting comments. Meanwhile, Watters said he's going to "avenge" Kirk's death because "they are at war with us" -- and he'll face no repercussions from Fox.
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 09/05/2025
Every book published in the United States is sent to the Library of Congress. Also, if you are under 16 you cannot use the reading room or order books.
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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 10/05/2025
I think about this comic at least once a week
- I want things to be different 
- *smashes everything*
- oh no
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Johnsongrass @johnsongrass.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I hate it here
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I don’t know what’s more embarrassing, the misaligned top “dogefather” part, the fact “dogefather” looks like a German word for dogfucker, the horribly misaligned bottom 69420 part, or the fact this looks like the same leather my high school wallet was made out of
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.chantal//RYAN @thoughtrise.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
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Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally)

Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/04/2025
Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
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Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
WASHINGTON—Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday.  Acco...
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Times left out this part
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jessdee.bsky.social @jessdee.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Me, laughing and giggling openly on the 2AM subway platforms at my shitty trans girl furry techno that references Wonderwall ironically for the 40th time: This guy, literally shitting his pants 10 feet away because a guy is playing steel drum on the other platform: "Masculinity is in crisis"
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Johnsongrass @johnsongrass.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Fuck
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
The Washington Post and LA Times editorial pages have gone full MAGA, MSNBC has purged all of its anti-Trump anchors, and Twitter is owned by a literal Nazi. Here's why liberal media bias is still a problem.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Fourteen hours before the crash. 👇
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Christopher St. Clair @chrisstclair.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
My parents visited last weekend and left us some Christmas presents, but Aggie just loves the bag
Agatha, a tabby calico cat, sits under a Christmas tree and rubs her face on the top of a gift bag Face rubbing intensifies She loooooves the bag
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 14/12/2024
I was there. She had tears in her eyes and even took out her checkbook to pay back her life savings to DOGE as reparations for the harm she had done by working so inefficiently. She added, “my children are starving but this is more important. I see that now. Thank you for opening my eyes.” 😐🙄
Ramyswamy claims a federal employee approached him to thank him for DOGE even if it means she loses her job.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
My cab driver from LaGuardia was a Bush/McCain/Romney/Trump/Trump/Trump voter. He said that now that Biden has pardoned his son, he’s going to vote Republican in 2028.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
RATINGS PRESENTED WITHOUT COMMENT (A THREAD)
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