Reposted by John Patrick pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously. 522726265
Reposted by John Patrick gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater 80169765739
Reposted by John Patrick Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026there’s an important lesson in Abdul El-Sayed’s win and Francesca Hong’s loss, and that is that in politics it’s good to be cool and bad to be weird. 682727176
Reposted by John Patrick Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 21/07/2026By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells” 10169691534
Reposted by John Patrick pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026This thread has revealed that the biggest divide in our society is between the normal people who like sunlight in the evening and the sick freaks who want it to be dark at 5pm so they can get up to god knows what nefarious activities 471406107
Reposted by John Patrick gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 02/07/2026this video from the bbc about texas bbq is frying me 7944501307
Reposted by John Patrick Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 15/06/2026[turning on a world cup match] oh wow, cape verde, i wonder where that is [55 minutes later] if cape verde wins it will be the greatest day of my life 413837483
Reposted by John Patrick Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 12/06/2026ok, all in for Mexico now 514079897
Reposted by John Patrick Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 18/05/2025The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion 06650765
Reposted by John Patrick Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 23/04/2026When Einstein developed general relativity the closest thing to a practical application that could even be imagined at the time was a slightly more precise description of where to look for the planet Mercury in the sky, and yet now we’d all be literally lost without it. Anyway: fund basic research. 5362801669
Reposted by John Patrick Michael DeForge @michaeldeforge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you 103143333328
Reposted by John Patrick Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Frank Herbert's Dune 2255531017
Reposted by John Patrick Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Democratic consultants: To replicate Mamdani’s success with the young people we must appeal to their short attention spans with memes and TikTok Mamdani (actual quote): In the fifth century in what we now know as Ireland, a British warlord named Coroticus had laid waste to the countryside 280161835
Reposted by John Patrick bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 22/02/2026i feel like if somebody clapped their hands hard enough in the same room as this fish faced surgery freak the vibrations from the sound would make her skeleton come out of her mouth 624015
Reposted by John Patrick Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/02/2026They’ll be hearing from his father 303120342
Reposted by John Patrick Wilfredo Torres @wilfredotorres.bsky.social · 30/01/2026For Liam. 10593662912
Reposted by John Patrick Ben Lamb @bennyfactor.bsky.social · 19/01/2026replace rfk jr with this guy 37129522651
Reposted by John Patrick more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/12/2025insanely good thing to say when you enter a room 2243581428
Reposted by John Patrick The Onion @theonion.com · 24/11/2025Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetw… 4358131362
Reposted by John Patrick Sotrue Bestie @cheatlines.co · 21/12/2023When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs 84403823
Reposted by John Patrick ceej @ceej.online · 09/11/2025no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy 233166393166
John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Whoever named ‘walkie talkies’ should get to name more stuff 110
Reposted by John Patrick Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 31/10/2025as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism 1143757871
Reposted by John Patrick resbonsiple meowhoner @dafrgama.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Hon hon hon joyeaux ween de hallo 72182428
Reposted by John Patrick Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 30/10/2025Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same. 5563933614812
Reposted by John Patrick TresTiffany @trestiffany.bsky.social · 08/10/2025“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂 412094435
John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 02/10/2025OK: 1. There Will Be Blood 2. Phantom Thread 3. One Battle after Another 4. The Master 5. Boogie Nights 6. Magnolia 7. Licorice Pizza 8. Punch-drunk Love 9. Inherent Vice Haven’t seen Hard 8 020
Reposted by John Patrick Queer Satanic @queersatanic.com · 02/10/2025Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play go fuckin Huskies Nazi UW students fuck off 29387352287
Reposted by John Patrick Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 28/09/2025One Battle After Another and Sinners both lay out a formula for cinema success: diverse movies where white nationalists get duffed in the most graphic way possible shot and presented in increasingly baroque high resolution formats. 382898468
Reposted by John Patrick amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 16/09/2025congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford 383146503
John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Millennials are the only generation between lead paint and the cursed computer 010
Reposted by John Patrick leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 10/09/2025no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that 14578031171
Reposted by John Patrick m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 12/08/2025bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset 881149112578
Reposted by John Patrick David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/08/2025As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones. 242192834541
Reposted by John Patrick Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Holy shit. This guy saved a PNG to a bird. (he drew a bird into a spectrogram, played that sound to a starling, and the starling reproduced it back to him with enough accuracy he got his bird drawing back in their call's spectrogram) www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCQC...youtube.comI Saved a PNG Image To A BirdYouTube video by Benn Jordan 10543481355
Reposted by John Patrick Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/07/2025when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet 668197804361
Reposted by John Patrick Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 18/07/2025make art! if it's the end of the world, you might as well make art! if it's not the end of the world, then the future will be better because people made art right now! 6139771255
John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 19/07/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed in front of a body of water .ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed in front of a body of water . 000
Reposted by John Patrick Garry Kasparov @garrykasparov.bsky.social · 12/07/2025A “Minsk taxi” is the derisive name for an unmarked van pulling up and men in masks jumping out to grab someone and take them away. Normalizing this in any way, or defending it as, “well, it’s legal,” is capitulation to a budding police state. 342488
