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John Patrick

@johnpatrick1123.bsky.social
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pronouncing bluesky like ‘brewski’
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What We Must is such a great one. One Armed Bandit will always be my favorite. Top 3 live show of my life
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Either Ro or Kira, we love a Bajoran baddie
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🛎️🛎️🛎️
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jamerson
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’d be happy with a sandwich at a local deli
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The important thing is that 44-year-old me could beat 20-year-old me’s scrawny ass
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Another uggo? Why do they all look like that!!
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I can hear it now. There’s such a musicality to ‘all the way up it’. And that’s the power of a great performance
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Off topic, but Julia Garner should play her daughter some time
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The goofus and gallant of our age
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Why do they all look like that
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It’s true though, we are not the same. In the sense that we’re alive and not dead
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Laura Dern
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Justice at last for Inland Empire
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
there’s an important lesson in Abdul El-Sayed’s win and Francesca Hong’s loss, and that is that in politics it’s good to be cool and bad to be weird.
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Can’t wait, Rob!
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
So nasty and mean. Literally unbelievable special effects. Did they have a real blob??
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”
photograph of the relevant passage in Fitzgerald's translation of the Odyssey ("I make no bed of love with you upon it. Or swear me first a great oath, if I do, you'll work no more enchantment to my harm.")
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
‘Patricia… what the fuck are you doin?’
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dome like in the simpsons movie
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This thread has revealed that the biggest divide in our society is between the normal people who like sunlight in the evening and the sick freaks who want it to be dark at 5pm so they can get up to god knows what nefarious activities
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Bluesky confessions: I actually went out with this lady a few times right before she got elected to congress. She acted and talked more normal then.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
this video from the bbc about texas bbq is frying me
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Nothing blows the roof off a theater like a Jackass movie
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Wisconsin’s beautiful upper peninsula
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Becklo Becklophoto
Alt: The gif of Zohran and Miss Rachel doing the ‘wah wah wah’ thing
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Charlie Brown had hoes
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Or a Tool song
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
AV Club comment section circa 2010
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The Russian national anthem goes hard
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
John Williams absolutely cooking
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
[turning on a world cup match] oh wow, cape verde, i wonder where that is [55 minutes later] if cape verde wins it will be the greatest day of my life
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
ok, all in for Mexico now
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Lotta city miles on him
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
theonion.com/man-who-thou...
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
BOSTON—Prematurely assuming he had reached the end of the 1977 rock masterpiece, local man Peter Verran, who thought Fleetwood Mac’s “The Chain” was over, was reportedly in for the thrill of his fucki...
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Man's Thank You Hat Tip
ALT: Man's Thank You Hat Tip
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Mackinaw Island fudge is exactly like any other fudge
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Do you mean like, in a good way? If not, watch Dear Zachary
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Literally discovered Reverse Cowgirl because of this movie
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Just piling on here to say, while your argument may be repulsive, your voice and face are somehow worse
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John Patrick @johnpatrick1123.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
It’s Halloween (1978) for me. Really captures autumn in Midwest (and yes I know it was filmed in California)
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