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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My daughter has reached the age where instead of coming to asking me a question or whatever, she will just text me from the adjacent room.

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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 16/09/2026

The attorney who got Bob Kraft's solicitation of prostitution charges dismissed is Jack Goldberger, who negotiated Jeffrey Epstein's controversial non-prosecution agreement for child sex crimes. Goldberger got involved in Kraft's case after Epstein referred him.

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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

So yeah, civilization is collapsing in on itself, but at least I got to watch Josh Allen for a bit.

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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Learned about the Silicon Valley rationalists today and whoo-boy… It’s just scientology for tech dorks, but also somehow even stupider.

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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The Low End Theory is fucking timeless. Such a perfect album

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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Just watched a squirrel fall out of a tree (it’s fine). Didn’t know they could do that.

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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Videos of Pandas wiping the absolute fuck out is my new favorite thing.

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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Gmail is now giving me automatic ai summaries of my conversational emails with my friend of 30+ years. Love this place.

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sam @samthielman.com · 24/08/2026

You know what movie is criminally underrated? Beau Is Afraid. That flick is hilarious

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

"A humanoid robot beat Usain Bolt's 100m world record" I mean...ok but....so does my car every time I drive it, so what?

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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

It would be pretty cool if cats had opposable thumbs

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 10/08/2026

Obama was designed in a lab to be the most Mr Rogers coded drone striking highly effective agent of western imperialism in US history and the media called him a foreign Muslim 24/7 for 8 years & transformed every other white person into a KKK werewolf

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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Apologizing to the spider whose web I have walked into three different times today.

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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

In the immortal words of Peggy Hill: “He married his daughter, Hank!” Me, anytime someone brings up Woody Allen.

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Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.

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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I had replied to the below: Paper maps are great. Never run out of juice, let you see the close-up detail and the big picture at the same time (because they're three feet wide, unlike your phone), and the more you use them the more you learn your way around without them, unlike obeying a machine.

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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I think the media should stop adding "the rapist denied raping" statements without including the fact that most rapists say they didn't do it. like, of course, he denies it. most rapists do!

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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

My Achilles heel is watching any show/movie where Sean Bean has a sword.

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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I’ve seen more people at open mic poetry readings

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Walter (🎃👻 RIP 🪦💀) @nedzeppelin.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I really always thought it would be a lot harder to get through life as dumb as these people are. How has he not gotten his head stuck in a jar or something yet?

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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Buffalo booing the absolute shit out of Bieber. Love my hometown

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Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

every two words is an entire Dickens novel

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 18/06/2026

HAHAHAHAHA THE LANDLORD PRESIDENT DID THE LANDLORD SPECIAL

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter

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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

My friends and I used to take apart bottle rockets to make a super bottle rocket (we even had a GI Joe action figure with a parachute)…anyway, none of us had parents that got rich off apartheid emeralds. Probably why we aren’t trillionaires.

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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 09/06/2026

I am starting to wonder if shutting down a chunk of midtown and forcing Knicks fans to spend an hour-plus waiting outside so a widely loathed bigot could sit in a weird glass box and stare grimly into middle distance and then fall asleep might have had an effect on the energy in the building

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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I bet kids today don’t even know the “roll down your car window” hand signal.

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Screw worm what’s next fuck spider

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

taught a Canadian about Gritty. I'm basically a missionary

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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

My parents consistently misgender my cats. Like zero percent of the time they get it right.

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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

If Jeremy Harris is in your TV show, I’ll watch it.

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Christopher Mathias @letsgomathias.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

the trump official — who led the siege & occupation of Minneapolis — admitting to having an ongoing dialogue/rapport with Martin Sellner, a straight-up Nazi who influenced the Christchurch shooter, while speaking at a conference about remigration (read: ethnic cleansing) is a pretty big deal!

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

It is pretty funny that Eminem’s big rivalries were with people like Moby but honestly fuck Moby, Eminem was right!

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Many young Republicans claim that James Talarico’s vegan girlfriend is not as attractive as their own Canadian girlfriends.

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Don Nelson’s Poker Party @meschery.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

They’re not drawing from any particular notion of masculinity but more reacting to the material and cultural wins of feminism and gay rights, so they’re using stereotypes of women and queerness as anti-male “bogeyman” without having a good definition of what masculine means.

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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

"this isn't me being gay, it's science" is, unfortunately, an all-timer

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