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Dr Johnny Milkshake

@johnnymilkshake.bsky.social
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Your friendly neighborhood Marxist. Sabres fan. He/They, Appalachian. May the four winds blow you home again…

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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 14h
Joe the consummate pro here with the umlauts
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 14h
Ellis deserves the next game #sabres
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 14h
youtu.be
AC/DC - T.N.T. (Official Audio)
YouTube video by acdcVEVO
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 15h
Well, that was some bullshit. #sabres
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maye
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Ha Ha Nelson
ALT: Ha Ha Nelson
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dumb rule
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When you’re listening to a playlist on random and Jesus Just Left Chicago comes on: 🤘
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Helenius got the juice
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sammy!
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s a beautiful place. I’ve lived in WNC for almost 30 years, and can’t imagine living anywhere else.
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My daughter has reached the age where instead of coming to asking me a question or whatever, she will just text me from the adjacent room.
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As someone who once contracted norovirus a few days after tearing rib cartilage…I feel your pain
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 16/09/2026
The attorney who got Bob Kraft's solicitation of prostitution charges dismissed is Jack Goldberger, who negotiated Jeffrey Epstein's controversial non-prosecution agreement for child sex crimes. Goldberger got involved in Kraft's case after Epstein referred him.
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Some recent work
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Absolute hammers.
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So yeah, civilization is collapsing in on itself, but at least I got to watch Josh Allen for a bit.
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Terrell Owens: That's My Quarterback Romo
ALT: Terrell Owens: That's My Quarterback Romo
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Go Bills
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
These pricks spend their days sitting around dreaming up scenarios to get us all killed for the stupidest possible reasons.
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Learned about the Silicon Valley rationalists today and whoo-boy… It’s just scientology for tech dorks, but also somehow even stupider.
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Low End Theory is fucking timeless. Such a perfect album
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just watched a squirrel fall out of a tree (it’s fine). Didn’t know they could do that.
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Videos of Pandas wiping the absolute fuck out is my new favorite thing.
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Gmail is now giving me automatic ai summaries of my conversational emails with my friend of 30+ years. Love this place.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 24/08/2026
You know what movie is criminally underrated? Beau Is Afraid. That flick is hilarious
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"A humanoid robot beat Usain Bolt's 100m world record" I mean...ok but....so does my car every time I drive it, so what?
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It would be pretty cool if cats had opposable thumbs
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 10/08/2026
Warren Zevon, with speech bubble pointing to quoted post
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 10/08/2026
Obama was designed in a lab to be the most Mr Rogers coded drone striking highly effective agent of western imperialism in US history and the media called him a foreign Muslim 24/7 for 8 years & transformed every other white person into a KKK werewolf
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Anyway, never trust liberal.
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
There’s a Woke 2 now? Damn I am so behind.
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yeah, buddy!
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Heard. Miss her
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The one rich guy I wouldn’t eat.
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Apologizing to the spider whose web I have walked into three different times today.
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 20/07/2026
Queen shit.
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
In the immortal words of Peggy Hill: “He married his daughter, Hank!” Me, anytime someone brings up Woody Allen.
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Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.
TORONTO STAR
BOOK REVIEW
Sylvia Plath, a New York vigilante and Shah of Iran featured in latest historical fiction
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I had replied to the below: Paper maps are great. Never run out of juice, let you see the close-up detail and the big picture at the same time (because they're three feet wide, unlike your phone), and the more you use them the more you learn your way around without them, unlike obeying a machine.
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If I can speak for the pro-Canada Geese faction, I’m sure those flamingos had it coming.
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Awwww
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I think the media should stop adding "the rapist denied raping" statements without including the fact that most rapists say they didn't do it. like, of course, he denies it. most rapists do!
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My Achilles heel is watching any show/movie where Sean Bean has a sword.
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Thoughtful response. Appreciated. Best of luck to you on your liberal crusade to get us all killed.
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
👍
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Russia is not only stupid, but dangerous. Not to mention that the Ukraine is chocked full of actual Nazis, and the government is irredeemably corrupt. The hard-on Europe has for war with Russia might get us all killed.
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
What about all the agreements/promises the US and Europe broke in regards to the expansion of NATO, as well as the cia and mi6 couping the Ukrainian government to install a pro-west government? I am no fan of Putin, but the inability of the west to see their own inflammatory behavior toward…
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
@bytimgraham.bsky.social not an FCC violation, btw.
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Dr Johnny Milkshake @johnnymilkshake.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The “I shot myself in femoral artery” group probably wouldn’t gave time to post.
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