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John Koluder Mellencamp

@johnkoluder.bsky.social
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Probably doing some soccer things and hollerin’ about the Hoosiers (not necessarily in that order) ⚽️ ⚪️🔴

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Booort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 16h
In that he steals inventions, neglects his children and is a psychopath
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 14h
GOP playbook is solely “oops all immigrant & trans hate”. They have literally no other cards to play.
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Matt Lichtenstadter @mattsmusings1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We'd actually win the World Cup (only half joking)
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who here? #hsb26 #hardlystrictlybluegrass
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Frame #72950 from S04 -E08 - Battle Duck-628202
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Gerkinov 🌻🍉 @gerkinov.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When we dropped Indy Eleven on the masses it took an explainer graphic and 2 hours to turn public sentiment from “WTF is this?” to “that’s actually pretty damn cool.” The inability of leadership at the vast majority of expansion clubs to be bold and creative with their identity is lazy and tiring
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 28/09/2026
most disrespectful graphic of all time
JULY 4 AT CUBS
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DISTANCES: 428,
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Arienne Childrey @ari4ohio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pay attention Dems. Gov Beshear won twice, in a deep red state, and never threw trans people under the bus. He led with compassion rather than the fear and cowardice we've seen from some of our Ohio candidates and party leadership.
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Michigan and Iowa need to go ahead and just make every play a special teams play
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man, somebody shoot that fucko Herbstreit straight into the sun.
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Seriously, where else would you rather be? #iufb
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Found out Soccer Ref Ivan Barton whom many may remember from this last World Cup as our favorite CONCACAF referee of drama has a sponsorship deal with an El Salvadoran Chicken Place that offers a 2 meals for the price of one deal every September 🤳: Pollo Campestre www.instagram.com/pollocampest...
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Niko Moreno @elrolonw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was on @fox13seattle 's Washington Sports Wrap with & I was able to share my thoughts on the Seattle Times decision to cut their soccer coverage. It's a short-sighted and arrogant decision by a publication that has the responsibility to cover all major teams in the city IMO.
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A) “clear policies” exist … B) “no regular practice of auditing officers’ searches” So which one is it, Chief Terry? #impd
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark: Phew
ALT: Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark: Phew
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The Hospital Ball @thehospitalball.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh that would be a special kind of kick in the head way to lose Colts.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i pledge my sword to the politician who just says: let’s leave trans people alone, i don’t know or care what a hasan piker is, and i condemn the genocide in gaza. stop hiring consultants that make you say weird stuff that nobody likes.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As a professional punter, I’m in absolute awe at the masterclass put on by this Congress. Just punt after punt after punt, it’s like rewatching the 0-16 Lions.
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The greatest use of your time this morning. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go find some Ozzie Newsome highlight reels.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
another week that proves the Big Ten only has three good teams: Indiana, Iowa, and Michigan State (runs away giggling)
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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don’t like seeing Ryan Day win, BUT that’s the price we pay for keeping the Ted Cruz curse sacred
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me, visiting Saint Louis
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Did a punt coverage team just try to rugby scrum the returner into the ball? And succeed in doing it? And still not recover the ball? We’re getting some clean cut #ElAssico now, bay-beeeeee.
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Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
ALT: Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Somebody gonna clip that interpretative dance the Iowa punt team just did in #ElAssico?
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I know this is not going to fix anything, but how much media coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think would happen if one of these dem candidates just said, once in their lives, what the fuck are you talking about you sound like a dumb asshole right now
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Was really fighting rooting for Ohio State tonight … but after just hearing UT feature the racist choo-choo song in their propaganda commercial now I’m Buckeyes by a million.
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Frame it 🖼️
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Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
BC-Rutgers: "both teams are playing tonight to honor the lives and legacies of those who were lost on 9/11. This is bigger than football. This is about coming together for humanity." Missouri-Kansas:
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Was gonna turn the Border War on but saw Tim Brando was on the call
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OK THEN Reaction Meme
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 11/09/2026
You can become a journalist to be a TV star or to join the elites or to write an American canto or you can become a journalist to challenge power and advocate for the powerless.
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Ryan Keefer @rkeefer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This week in @datacentersoccer.bsky.social I chatted with Jordan Farr about how he sees the MLS-USL competition differences, and we get into some names for the USL lovers out there
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Episode 11: Soony Saad (S)Appreciation Society
Plus: Jordan Farr and I flirt with USL Nerdery!
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Frame #6850 from S03 -E09 - Black Pork-628419
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Rachel Bachman, WSJ sports reporter @realbachscore.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Some people say college sports in the player-pay era is chaos. To many athletes, it's been life-changing for them and their families. For instance: Some college football players are buying their own homes, gaining a foothold on lifelong financial stability. www.wsj.com/real-estate/...
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College Athletes Used to Live in Dorms. Now They’re Buying Million-Dollar Homes.
Football players are using their NIL earnings to purchase properties in college towns. “This can change our lives forever.”
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Zach Osterman @zachosterman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Fuck it. Pray for Oregon." Inside the upset that set the course of Indiana's historic 2025 season. Exclusive excerpt from "Unthinkable to Unstoppable," on @usatodaysports: www.usatoday.com/story/sports... #iufb
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'Pray for Oregon': Inside the locker room before Indiana shocked college football
An excerpt from a new book reveals Curt Cignetti's message, Indiana's swagger and the upset that changed everything.
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Matt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Had zero interest in SMU-Florida State, but I'm now going to watch the college football because I want to see something go hilariously wrong, who's with me
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
FSU Marching Band Director when he heard there’s no PA tonight
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I'M The Captain Now - Captain Phillips
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DPalm @dpalm66.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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What White Nonsense Was That?
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day to all the little old ladies in Flaaawriduh.
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
1) admittedly never seen Tosh Lupoi before and … not what I expected at all. 2) has he instantly taken the mantle of the most NPC looking coach in college football?
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Everyone in these pictures thought they won
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Bari Weiss Bryce Underwood 🤝 people Larry Ellison paid a lot of money to run the show at historically successful programs who may not be qualified for the job
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
sincerely, fuck that
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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If I were a Western Michigan player I don’t think I could ever talk about that for the rest of my life
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 06/09/2026
Ayesha Curry 0 @ayeshacurry
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I've lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money... Or ratings in not sure which. I won't be silent. Just saw it live sry.
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Bryan Curtis @bryancurtis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is my 10th consecutive year of not understanding the point of the Taco Bell Live Más student section.
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Grant Wilson out here looking like Alberto. Love to see it.
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