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John Koluder Mellencamp

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Probably doing some soccer things and hollerin’ about the Hoosiers (not necessarily in that order) ⚽️ ⚪️🔴

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Deshaun Watson really struggling with this Jets defense today" "sure is Jim, seems like he's once again being haunted by his lifetime of sins out there"
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
you just need to give Lane Kiffin some time to catch up to the more established coaches that he's losing to, like Will Stein and Pete Golding
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lane could have got Josh Hoover instead. Just saying.
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Man I can hear Wayne Cook ranting about footwork from here
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Nicole Auerbach @nauerbach.com · 10/10/2026
Oregon-UCLA is a true Big Ten West game
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Notre Dame breaking out the green unis against Stanford. Cowardly behavior.
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just remember the rule everyone: When an SEC bottom feeder beats a “playoff contender” it’s a show of how deep the league is. When a BIG Ten team does the same it’s a sign of the overall weakness of the conference.
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Even dating back to last season, our “kill the game off” execution has been … clunky, at best.
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This season’s theme … and i’m kinda okay with it. Close games make me feel more alive than the constant blowouts. #iufb
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Whatever It Takes
ALT: Whatever It Takes
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Jeff Goldblum: Crazy Son Of A Bitch, You Did It
ALT: Jeff Goldblum: Crazy Son Of A Bitch, You Did It
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Some of you think I’m joking but I am dead serious … just throw it to Marsh or Becker every single time. It’s gonna be a catch or PI, guaranteed.
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just preparing for his OC gig with the Toronto Argonauts in 12 years
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Punt return team has been shite today. Gonna win this playing our D+ game.
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 10/10/2026
That is an NFL-style weak roughing the passer call against Indiana. Embarrassing.
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fucking Big Ten refs. Bullshit stuff
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Alive Dead
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The Hospital Ball @thehospitalball.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Good
Gosh
Opium
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That’s what happens when you have TWO GUYS helping your right tackle. Pocket will only hold up for so long.
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Played Tush by ZZ Top earlier. Audio team is on a heater today.
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Run the PI offense every play the rest of this quarter
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*good ol’
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No Blue Apron for these refs in Lincoln today, just fools ol’
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Home Cookin': Flick Wrist
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That’s a touchback
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*taps the sign*
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hey, we have a tight end! #iufb
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
More 👏 Interesting 👏 First 👏 Down 👏 Play 👏 Calls 👏 Thank you, Shanahan. 🙏 #iufb
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No, at least two of those timeouts were indeed Tom Allen level game management decisions … they just didn’t have any real effect on things.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 10/10/2026
North Dakota State making the playoff without upgrading anything whatsoever and Sacramento State being the worst team in FBS while thinking money solves everything would say confusing things about society
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Amen to all of it. Officially time to abandon the run until we can loosen the box up a bit. And for the love of god make sure the DE’s keep contain and box Colandrea in the pocket to some affect.
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think it’s John Popper
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Karen Proctor: Not The Worst Idea I've Ever Heard
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We are officially in “counting on Nebraska to beat itself” mode.
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It'S Our Only Way Out The Boss
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Our defense is running everywhere Colandrea isn’t and failing to keep the edge. And our back 7 looks afraid to tackle in space.
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The Real Bros Of Simi Valley: Not Having A Good Time
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sorry @splitzoneduo.com, but Hoosiers’ first half performance is all the evidence I need to officially refute Central Time as God’s Time Zone. (for the record, Mountain is the correct answer here)
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Welp, at least we wasted all 3 of our timeouts in the first half. Not exactly inspiring stuff from Cig here so far.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
As ever, Gary Kasparov understands exactly what's going down.
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I mean, just take the fucking delay of game if you’re gonna punt. 😡
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Alright, second time calling a timeout on 4th down. Understand the FG attempt the first time, but we Better run a damn play this time.
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m just gonna go ahead and say it out loud … Preston Zachman appears to be a liability.
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ask and ye shall receive. 🦴 🦴 🦴 #iufb
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Soooooooo tackling. It would be nice.
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeeeeeeah, that sure seemed like a “got two plays to get this” 3rd down call. But okay with the sure 3 in the end.
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Best. Sport. Ever.
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Stephen Hartzell @stephenhartzell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Your weekly reminder that there will never be a proper RedZone channel for college football on TV … But that’s fine because the radio version is alive and well. Twelve hours every Saturday - we ride at noon ET! 📱- tinyurl.com/2fwrffky 📺 - www.youtube.com/live/rVjVHkf...
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College Football Blitz
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What a remarkably average crest this is! (compliment)
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Refusing to read the article. Will instead commit to wondering in perpetuity if his name is Diesel Dart or Corner Canyon.
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Goldie the Gopher hiding behind the ASU pitchforks, waiting to ambush some wayward Michigan fan.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Booort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In that he steals inventions, neglects his children and is a psychopath
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John Koluder Mellencamp @johnkoluder.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
GOP playbook is solely “oops all immigrant & trans hate”. They have literally no other cards to play.
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