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Kris Johansson

@johanssonkl.bsky.social
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Clemson Alumnus '08. Father of Lars, fourth of his name. Minority owner Kite Hill Brewing.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 23h
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Kris Johansson @johanssonkl.bsky.social · 10h
I have no idea how Kyle is still just doing this for Colorado instead of nationwide but I cannot express how glad I am to live somewhere where someone calls out all sides of our elected officials when they fuck up. This guy is a gem, I wish we had more like him.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15h
Welcome to the future of thinking. NERVE CENTER premieres next Thursday on InfoWars.
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a community note for the ages.
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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fun to write, and not only because I figured out how to blame Cristiano Ronaldo for 4 of his teammates not winning.
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Kris Johansson @johanssonkl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Its the little things in life. Like small carpets of excitement. www.instagram.com/reel/DeFkmgt...
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Even time I think Philly fan reactions can't get better, they raise the bar (via CBS Philly)
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
REPORTER: coach, earlier today you said you had a plan in place for dinner tonight NICK SIRIANNI: that’s correct REPORTER: can you walk us through how you ended up with 15 baked potatoes on the table, just loose, with no plates or silverware NICK SIRIANNI: just gotta execute better
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Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Leads blown by South Carolina in their last six SEC games: 22-14, 7-0, 30-3, 16-0, 17-0.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 04/10/2026
As called by Tom Leach on Kentucky radio:
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
believe we have solved at least one mystery
Vols have jinxed themselves with the Mets font at midfield.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yeah I use ai, I am ai-ming to drink some beers tonight
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/10/2026
iso cam on Charissa Thompson as she's forced to listen to praise of a rapist
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Kris Johansson @johanssonkl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we don't need to worry about AI going rogue and killing everyone. (Dumb people using AI before that point will kill everyone)
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
another incredible Murakami champagne celebration interview (via CHSN White Sox)
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Kris Johansson @johanssonkl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what a time to be alive
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pathetic…..
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is the only political ad that understands the situation
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sir do you deny that you witnessed Trae Young's 10-assist, 8-turnover performance? is it your testimony that you have never witnessed Clint Capela going 1-for-4 from the foul line? might i remind you that you are UNDER OATH
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Brian Schmid @schmanthonyp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The thing about wondering if this game is "tainted" because of bad calls or if it's a "legitimate win" is that the Broncos are a ridiculous team who shouldn't ever win anything and their every victory is a burlesque parody of football, every one of our wins is an affront to God. #GoBroncos
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
probably the meanest part of Broncos-Rams was when the broadcast let us know that the Miami Dolphins have never led during any part of any game this season
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HE DID IT! NFL RECORD
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Um, we already HAVE a Mr. and Mrs. ACC!
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
COUNT IT
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dlvr.it
Doc Emrick has the best MLB keys to the game in history
Hockey isn’t quite the same without the legendary Mike “Doc” Emrick behind the microphone. Emrick was the voice of the Stanley Cup Final for multiple networks over the course of multiple decades and delighted fans with his energy and affection for the game as well as his prodigious and impressive vocabulary. So it must have…
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IHOP’s food is in no way a suitable replacement for Waffle House. IHOP is steaming garbage on a plate. They have nothing. Nothing to threaten me with.
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 24/09/2026
Good morning: youtu.be/uh7s2jr0b48?...
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We Investigated the Christian "Scam" Fronted by Tim Tebow | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There's a condition on which I would find this not only reasonable and acceptable, but an affirmatively good thing
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group
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Kris Johansson @johanssonkl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tauntaun Thermodynamics And Their Practical Application
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
finally somewhere to put the Clemson-South Carolina game this year
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The provost of Dartmouth, at which I teach, has been using AI to write both academic papers & national op-eds, according to brave reporting by @thedartmouth.bsky.social. Many students are already bitter about AI. This leaves us as faculty no ground to stand on. www.thedartmouth.com/article/2026...
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Op-eds, academic articles by Provost Santiago Schnell flagged as ‘AI-written’ by ‘near-zero error’ AI detector Pangram
Schnell said he used artificial intelligence for “making writing processes more efficient,” but that AI was not a “substitute” for his own “intellectual judgment or authorship.”
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it would be extremely funny if the SEC kicked LSU out tomorrow
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Tuffy Wolfpack Mascot Rotation
Alt: tuffy unspooled
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 19/09/2026
NC State fans: We're so tired of our team never doing anything memorable NC State: Bet
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Kris Johansson @johanssonkl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
please God please let this be true
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Squirrels on suicide missions have knocked out power to Castle Rock, Colorado twice this week. Our investigation has revealed a century of squirrel attacks covered up by the pro-squirrel media.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
first of all: this is a totally normal and unconcerning thing to do with your truck
A black F150 with a ramshackle advertisement in the bed that includes AI animals learning math, the phrase “Explore the World of AI With ChatGPT” and a sign that is rotated 90 degrees counterclockwise encouraging you to go look up ChatGPT on YouTube
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Kris Johansson @johanssonkl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Uppsala represent
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I was sent this screenshot from the other app.
A screenshot from Twitter. 

“Fuck Mizzou, Rock Chlk Algeria bitches”
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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
SPENCER WAS RIGHT @edsbs.bsky.social
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Kris Johansson @johanssonkl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Muppets in Pulp Fiction
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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