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Kris Johansson @johanssonkl.bsky.social · 14h

MSPaint back in full force baby

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Dan Szymborski @dszymborski.fangraphs.com · 13/10/2026

The tale of Ricky Jordan's seafood milkshake may be one of the funniest and grossest stories on the back of a baseball card.

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Scott Colom @scolom.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

She done lost her damn mind.

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Kris Johansson @johanssonkl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

in my experience it eventually works but only if you don't let them beat the will to live out of you. Godspeed

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Kris Johansson @johanssonkl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

oh good a reason to post this gif

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Fucking Every Word @everyword.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

fucking dicks

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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 09/10/2026

Who went through all the major platforms where the Pentagon might stream their barbaric firing squad "livestream" execution to see if it violated their policies? Me. I did it.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

they did the thing

an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

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Kris Johansson @johanssonkl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I have no idea how Kyle is still just doing this for Colorado instead of nationwide but I cannot express how glad I am to live somewhere where someone calls out all sides of our elected officials when they fuck up. This guy is a gem, I wish we had more like him.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Welcome to the future of thinking. NERVE CENTER premieres next Thursday on InfoWars.

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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This is a community note for the ages.

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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Fun to write, and not only because I figured out how to blame Cristiano Ronaldo for 4 of his teammates not winning.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Even time I think Philly fan reactions can't get better, they raise the bar (via CBS Philly)

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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

REPORTER: coach, earlier today you said you had a plan in place for dinner tonight NICK SIRIANNI: that’s correct REPORTER: can you walk us through how you ended up with 15 baked potatoes on the table, just loose, with no plates or silverware NICK SIRIANNI: just gotta execute better

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Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Leads blown by South Carolina in their last six SEC games: 22-14, 7-0, 30-3, 16-0, 17-0.

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 04/10/2026

As called by Tom Leach on Kentucky radio:

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

believe we have solved at least one mystery

Vols have jinxed themselves with the Mets font at midfield.

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

yeah I use ai, I am ai-ming to drink some beers tonight

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/10/2026

iso cam on Charissa Thompson as she's forced to listen to praise of a rapist

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Kris Johansson @johanssonkl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

he actually wants to go to Aqua even more than Cigar Club

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Kris Johansson @johanssonkl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

we don't need to worry about AI going rogue and killing everyone. (Dumb people using AI before that point will kill everyone)

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

another incredible Murakami champagne celebration interview (via CHSN White Sox)

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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Pathetic…..

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Kris Johansson @johanssonkl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

helps me stay asleep, doesn't help me fall asleep

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this is the only political ad that understands the situation

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Kris Johansson @johanssonkl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🎵let's read Damesheks tweets🎵

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

sir do you deny that you witnessed Trae Young's 10-assist, 8-turnover performance? is it your testimony that you have never witnessed Clint Capela going 1-for-4 from the foul line? might i remind you that you are UNDER OATH

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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026

Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.

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Brian Schmid @schmanthonyp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The thing about wondering if this game is "tainted" because of bad calls or if it's a "legitimate win" is that the Broncos are a ridiculous team who shouldn't ever win anything and their every victory is a burlesque parody of football, every one of our wins is an affront to God. #GoBroncos

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

probably the meanest part of Broncos-Rams was when the broadcast let us know that the Miami Dolphins have never led during any part of any game this season

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

HE DID IT! NFL RECORD

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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Um, we already HAVE a Mr. and Mrs. ACC!

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026

COUNT IT

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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

IHOP’s food is in no way a suitable replacement for Waffle House. IHOP is steaming garbage on a plate. They have nothing. Nothing to threaten me with.

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Kris Johansson @johanssonkl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

well now there is a rarity. Its awesome to be told how much we are winning when everything sucks and we keep losing.

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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There's a condition on which I would find this not only reasonable and acceptable, but an affirmatively good thing

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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group

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