Reposted by Joe StaplesCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Haha Bari Weiss is ChatGPT 742050
Reposted by Joe StaplesGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 21/01/2026for some reason the 'Reverse Mermaid' never caught on 6846
Reposted by Joe StaplesMobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Last Christmas I gave you my heart The very next day Kali ma shakti de 1365985950
Reposted by Joe StaplesU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 17/11/2025'A House of Dynamite' but it's your uncles trying to deep fry a turkey. 11891139
Joe Staples @joestaples.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Considering a parody 7soulsdeep account called 3knucklesdeep 000
Reposted by Joe StaplesGil Durán @gilduran.com · 08/11/2025One big lesson from Mamdani's victory: Don't be afraid of billionaires. Make billionaires afraid of you. Take them on, don't back down. Billionaires from Musk on down used all their tricks and failed. Democrats are trained to lust after billionaire money, but courage has tremendous value. 151266280
Reposted by Joe StaplesShear (pronounced Cher (but like how she pronounces it)) @choob.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I heard that they're packing Andrew Cuomo into a box and putting him in that warehouse at the end of indiana jones 2337939671
Reposted by Joe StaplesMenotti Minutillo @menotti.bsky.social · 30/10/2025ladies and gentlemen...we got him 171181784003
Reposted by Joe Stapleskamimagic @kamimagic.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Emil Bove, about DOJ's whistleblower and former employee Erez Reuveni, lied during his confirmation about Kilmar Abrego Garcia and more. Why can judges lie and keep their appointment? Why did he decline to speak to 60 Minutes is he not lying? #ProudBlue Video credit: 60 Minutes 16420225
Reposted by Joe Staplesderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/10/2025heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god 17644967210184
Joe Staples @joestaples.bsky.social · 08/10/2025I’m just now learning there’s a human being named Gleb? 000
Reposted by Joe StaplesZohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 07/10/2025My statement on the two year anniversary of October 7, 2023. 15465741278
Reposted by Joe StaplesAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/10/2025MIKE JOHNSON: They want to give taxpayer-funded benefits to illegal aliens again CRAIG MELVIN: I had a hankering feeling you were going to bring that up. I actually did look at it. That's a bit misleading 174897442522
Reposted by Joe Staplesderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 30/09/2025before and after hegseth's directive 1136715958
Reposted by Joe StaplesKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2025"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians." "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians." "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians." "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians." 32697522347
Joe Staples @joestaples.bsky.social · 29/09/2025genuinely love that he made it all the way over to the bike lane before hopping on, too 020
Joe Staples @joestaples.bsky.social · 28/09/2025How well did I sleep last night? I had a dream that involved me falling asleep Doublesleep 000
Joe Staples @joestaples.bsky.social · 26/09/2025The weather in New York is supposed to be 60s all week next week and I’m gonna be SO ANNOYING about it (positive) 010
Reposted by Joe StaplesElizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Being anti capitalist makes you a terrorist? Well, thanks Jeff Bezos I guess for establishing that it’s wrong think to be anti capitalist in one of our nation’s biggest and most important newspapers where no one is allowed to defend critiques of capitalism. 730656
Reposted by Joe StaplesAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2025OBAMA: It's fair to say that 80% of the world's problems involve old men hanging on who are afraid of death and insignificance, and they won't let go. They build pyramids, and they put their names on everything. They get very anxious about it. 815277777950
Reposted by Joe Staplesonion person @junlper.beer · 23/09/2025the fact that so many people frame autism as “a problem that needs to be solved” is a constant reminder that being “not normal” isn’t acceptable to a large amount of the world. it’s the same reason there’s a trans panic right now too. they think people are defective 7660821523
Reposted by Joe StaplesErin Mikail Staples is screaming into the void @erinmikail.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Things I trust more than RFK and his brain worm: - the iPhones track record of correcting fucking to ducking - crypto founder explaining why this time its different - gas station sushi under a heat lamp - titanic submersibles - exxon-mobil’s sustainability department - actual science 3232
Reposted by Joe StaplesGovernor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 22/09/2025"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that." Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.variety.comJimmy Kimmel Returns: ABC Ends Suspension Starting TuesdayJimmy Kimmel will return to late night on Tuesday 1357412548963
Reposted by Joe StaplesMr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Harrison Butker missed all those kicks because he was upset he was unable to go to his best friend’s fake propaganda funeral, and you’re making fun of him?? You all have a lot of growing up to do. 3697483
Reposted by Joe StaplesMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/09/2025It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug. 814204405506
Reposted by Joe StaplesErin Mikail Staples is screaming into the void @erinmikail.bsky.social · 22/09/2025“I hope you know i’m doing my part for feminism, this white guy has no plans on ever starting a podcast” - @joestaples.bsky.social 131
Reposted by Joe StaplesSen. Adam Schiff @schiff.senate.gov · 20/09/2025Border Czar Tom Homan was caught by the FBI accepting bribes - on camera - to deliver government contracts in exchange for $50,000 in cash. Pam Bondi knew. Kash Patel knew. Emil Bove knew. And they made the investigation go away. A corrupt attempt to conceal brazen graft. 648113564271
Reposted by Joe StaplesKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/09/2025SNL should run a normal show, with the slight addition that every sketch has three or four men dressed up like ICE agents and FCC officials standing in the background looking menacing. Maybe they disappear Colin Jost in the middle of Weekend Update too. 1083995627
Reposted by Joe StaplesDave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 18/09/2025New iOS rocks — you get a much higher def image of one earbud refusing to charge 32116349
Reposted by Joe StaplesWajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 18/09/2025This is Hollywood's McCarthy Moment. This is the litmus test. Learn from history. Who will step up and fight? Who will bend the knee and be complicit? History will remember. 562188704802
Reposted by Joe StaplesDr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 18/09/2025IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative. The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts. 833226666756
Reposted by Joe StaplesMatthew Dowd @matthewjdowd.bsky.social · 18/09/2025I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions". 17234533212352
Reposted by Joe StaplesDune Quotes @dunequotes.bsky.social · 17/09/2025"I'm going to rub your faces in things you try to avoid. I don't find it strange that all you want to believe is only that which comforts you. How else do humans invent the traps which betray us into mediocrity? How else do we define cowardice?" 0158
Reposted by Joe StaplesDune Quotes @dunequotes.bsky.social · 17/09/2025No matter how exotic human civilization becomes, no matter the developments of life and society nor the complexity of the machine/human interface, there come interludes of lonely power when the course of humankind depends upon the relatively simple actions of single individuals 0124
Reposted by Joe StaplesMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 12/09/2025‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things. 16080692258
Reposted by Joe StaplesJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Oh yeah, could a failing society do this?? 3834120
Reposted by Joe Staplescait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/09/2025"that's not funny, no one should lose their lives to gun violence" so true! that's what we've been saying all along. I'm so glad you agree 2672331247
Reposted by Joe StaplesBene Jesserit Witch 🔮✨🐈⬛ @benejesserit.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Okay, but like… if you spend all your time fomenting hatred and violence and advocating against any and all gun control, I feel like you don’t get to clutch your pearls over this? 3352