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Bene Jesserit

@benejesserit.bsky.social
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Aspiring space witch. My favorite things are cats, science fiction, horror and baked goods. Born and bred Tar Heel. My TBR list is always too long. She/her.

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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 19h
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Losing my mind at Dr. Liz Lehman. Paging @actualnames.bsky.social
A picture of very real lady Dr. Liz Lehman, founder and CEO of Aluminate Life.
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Emily St. John Mandel, you gotta' stop. Your apocalypses too hopeful. Your human spirit in the face of adversity too powerful. They'll award you.
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stayed up late to finish Exit Party by Emily St. John Mandel and then couldn’t sleep because I couldn’t stop thinking about it. What a beautiful novel. There’s this line about how everyone lives long enough to become a refugee from another time and holy fucking shit.
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pretty much everything I know about “Choosin’ Texas,” I know thanks to Henry Zebrowski. Also it’s on the playlist at Harris Teeter.
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching Escape from New York for the first time, and during the entire plane hijacking scene, I’m just like, “She’s right and she should say it.”
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve reached “Beyond the Sea” in my X-Files rewatch. Shoutout to Brad Dourif, who has managed to be in my two favorite sci-fi properties. Bonus points for this episode being set in my beloved home state of NC.
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Buddy, that’s not how AirPods work.
A ginger Maine Coon cat with an AirPod Pro in his mouth.
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Something might happen here and, if it does, so what?
Nathan Fielder’s “Claw of Shame” stunt from Nathan for You. If he didn’t escape from the handcuffs in time, that mechanical arm was going to yank down his pants and underwear and expose him to a bunch of kids. Thankfully for him and us, he escaped in time. But are we going to see his dong in this doc? Only time will tell.
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I should be allowed to insult clients who send me horrible AI artwork. Just IMO.
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I won’t recount my own struggles with United Healthcare again. But I will say, GET THEIR ASSES, OLIVER.
youtu.be
UnitedHealthcare & UnitedHealth Group: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/09/2026
great news! | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A TECH BRO running through the street, holding a laptop over his head.
TECH BRO: GREAT NEWS! I THINK I WROTE THE COMPUTER PROGRAM THAT'S GOING TO KILL EVERYONE.

PANEL 2: MATTIE peers at the laptop, which just says KILL ALL HUMANS on it, with a blinking cursor. Another WOMAN runs away.
MATTIE: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST TYPED A SENTENCE HERE ON THE LATPOP.
WOMAN: AHHH! DON'T LET IT NEAR THE NUKES!

PANEL 3: The TECH BRO shakes his head.
TECH BRO: NO. YOU CRETIN, YOU DON'T TRULY UNDERSTAND ITS CAPABILITIES.
TECH BRO: PLUS, IT'S SCRAPED FROM SOMEONE *ELSE* TYPING IT. IDIOT.

PANEL 4: A BUSINESSMAN hands the SCIENTIST a big bag of money. The space behind him is also filled with bags.
BUSINESSMAN: HERE IT IS! EVERY PIECE OF CURRENCY EVER MINTED INCLUDING COINS FROM THE ANCIENT WORLD
TECH BRO: THANK YOU.
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The lyrics of “Undone (The Sweater Song)” suggest that Rivers Cuomo will be naked once his sweater is unraveled. So like… was he Donald Duckin’ it at that party?
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Catching up on the news like
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There's a bush outside my apartment that is home to dozens of rats. I call it the rat bush. I have come to view it as a minor nature deity and I rely on its sage advice. A man asks "oh rat bush, do I truly deserve affection?" Multiple squeaks emanate from the rat bush. The man cries and says "you're right rat bush, I am worthy of love!" The rat bush continues to squeak.
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The X-Files episode “Ghost in the Machine” is unrealistic because the tech bro is horrified by the evil AI he created and he doesn’t want the DoD to get their hands on it.
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
comic about imagining a guy to get mad at
1817, Frankenstein residence

Dr. Frankestein sitting at a table, drinking tea, holding a newspaper and looking out the window watching a graveyard. 

Dr. Frankestein: I should make a guy to get mad at
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Seed Shanty
Song birds sing a sea shanty aboard a schooner boat loaded to the deck with bags of seed: “Seed, Seed, Seed! All the seed we need!”

Captain Robin Cornwallis has seen something through his spy-glass which causes him grave concern, even as the singing continues (“On this we are agreed…”)Spyglass view: A pirate ship approaches. At every level of the ship, it is crawling with scurvy, rascally squirrels, each with their eyes aimed at the bird’s ship. “Seed, seed, seed!” the crew continues.
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not only is there a new Nathan Ballingrud short story in ‘All Hollows Eve,’ it’s set in the same universe as mother fucking “Skullpocket.” Jonathan Wormcake bless us all.
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mainstream media breathlessly reporting that the AI industry totally had a hot goth girlfriend, she just goes to another school and you wouldn’t know her.
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I dunno’ what I could say about Widow’s Bay that hasn’t already been said. I just think it’s neat!
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I just think that if the average man wore makeup and had a skincare routine, the TSA would’ve dropped the carry-on liquid restrictions ages ago now.
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s wild that in just the fourth episode of X-Files, Mulder is looking at a nudie mag in his office and he shows it to Scully. Would be a real “HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES??” moment if he wasn’t such a hunk. It’s also the same episode as Big Naturals Bigfoot. Guess Mulder had big naturals on his mind.
Fox Mulder’s infamous Big Naturals Bigfoot. Surely the art department knew what they were doing here.
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Former NC gov/current Senate candidate Roy Cooper is running ads where he specifically says they’re not using AI to doctor footage of his opponent. And is it just me, or does that feel VERY intentionally anti AI?
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
We're socialized to constantly apologize for being too outwardly excited about things, but this world is so full of terror and misery that I'd rather see those bursts of light and passion shine through the cracks wherever you can find them.
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Parasomnia on Shudder: check it out! Bonus points for one of the characters being from my hometown of Fayetteville, NC, even if it wasn’t relevant to the movie at all. We’re just happy to be mentioned.
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am seriously going to take a pic of Scully to my local Bluemercury so they can find me the perfect brick red lipstick. God, her lipstick is always so good.
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
X-Files rewatch is officially go. I love that Mulder is doing bits and being a pain in the ass from his very first scene. And Scully is immediately like, “This fuckin’ guy.” They really get right to it.
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You guys I got Lego Darin Morgan
The Lego Fluke Man from the new X-Files set
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Toronto Man @fucklandlords.com · 10/09/2026
Meme hybrid of Charli Kirk, 9/11 and Distracted Boyfriend
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
so sorry i died
a man’s face edited onto a dog body with a halo from nathan for you
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Days like this, I’m reminded why I remain Very Online.
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Not now, kitten. Daddy is fixating on his latest pet conspiracy theory.
David Duchovny as Agent Fox Mulder, pondering the unknown.
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’ve been listening to Jackie Zebrowski read Tyra Banks’s Modelland and I can tell you that, as insane as you think it might be, it’s actually MORE insane. You simply cannot predict the places that Tyra’s mind goes. Science needs to study her brain after she’s gone.
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Modern day Les Misérables
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Y’ALL, I really loved ‘Mother Mary.’ Between that and ‘The Green Night,’ can’t wait to see what David Lowery does with ‘The Fisherman.’ The dreamlike spooky vibes are so perfect.
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m an elder millennial, and I think my most Gen X opinion is that Ben Folds Five fucking rocks.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Mona Lisa Saperstein from Parks & Rec, captioned “I have never asked AI anything, ever, in my life.” I haven’t and I won’t.
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
september issue is out
The cover of Vizier Monthly with a young woman and young man in quasi-Tudor clothing. She has a sash with dangling skulls. He has one hand with poison-green rings on her shoulder and the other hand concealed. She looks at the viewer, hands on hips, while his head is in profile, though still looking at the viewer. Text reads "JUST KIDS: the next generation of potentates. KASSERI THE ROSE OF BLOOD AND SALOIO DUKESBANE ON MAKING THEIR OWN WAY. SPECIAL ISSUE"
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hell yeah. Get their asses.
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am FINALLY watching Robocop for the first time (please don’t yell at me) and I am so excited to finally get “I’d buy that for a dollar” and “bitches leave.”
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they're the same picture
Fox Mulder's infamous Big Natural Bigfoot drawingDennis Reynolds's drawing of himself and a poor therapist played by Kerri Kenney-Silver. It's very generous.
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Butlerian Jihad has begun.
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m not one of those dorks who loves to performative dunk on pumpkin spice, but I do think we should acknowledge that the spices are doing all the heavy lifting.
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Is anybody else watching Furious??? Because I really love Furious, and I especially love Nora Washington. She rocks.
Quincy Tyler Bernstine as FBI Agent Nora Washington in Furious.
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