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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
crime and punishment would be terrible makes for twins
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Essence of RBG 🦋 @rbgprevails.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Peter Theil vs Silly Putty Red Skull
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Is Mitch McConnell still dead?
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The models are good liars now, BTW #AIpocalypse www.reuters.com/business/ope...
reuters.com
OpenAI shelves new AI model release over safety concerns
OpenAI has scrapped the release of GPT-6.1 Astra, a next-generation AI model planned for an October debut, after ​internal testing found the system did not meet the company's safety ‌and alignment sta...
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can't stand it, I know you planned it I'ma set it straight, this Watergate I can't stand rockin' when I'm in here 'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear So while you sit back and wonder why I got this fuckin' thorn in my side Oh my God, it's a mirage I'm telling y'all, it's sabotage 🎶
Pope Leo on the mic
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey Texas: Paxton is why we think you're stupid.
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They found the cause of global warming: Taylor Swift www.psypost.org/taylor-swift...
psypost.org
Taylor Swift fans lower climate concerns to justify star's carbon footprint
When Taylor Swift's private jet usage made headlines, climate-conscious fans faced a dilemma. A new study reveals how young fans use psychological defense mechanisms to justify the pop star's carbon f...
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Madonna: Her Legacy @madonnalegacy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For the record: There is no statute of limitations on treason. Every Republican who has covered for Donald Trump today will pay the price tomorrow.
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DonOffie @donoffie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump spends more time defending and protecting Ghislaine Maxwell, than he has ever spent defending and protecting the United States.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Still wondering why people are fed up with the system?
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
showing up to the job interview with my volcano "where can I plug this in?"
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Went to a coffee shop to touch some metaphorical grass, and got annoyed by asshole retirees (Who brings coffee into a coffee shop?) and left after five minutes. I had a lovely conversation with the lady at the 7-11 about the (fascist) Chill flavor Zyn ban though.
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Gwyllm Llwydd @gwyllm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If cats didn’t domesticate themselves then explain the meow in homeowner
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A digital illustration based on a photo of Lori Winston, the June 1964 Playboy Playmate of the Month. The drawing is rendered in heavy pencil outlines and flat planes of color with colored pencil hatching. Lori is shown reclining by the low steps of a swimming pool, leaning back propped up with her arms behind her. One leg is bent and the other fully extended out for the leg enjoyers. She's turning her head toward the camera with a coquetteish tilt and smile. Her auburn hair is gathered up on her head in a distinctly 1960s way. She is wearing a white t-shirt that covers her down to the top of her thighs and no evidence of any other articles altho you could show this to your grandma and she wouldn't blink. Very chaste. In the bottom right corner under one of Ms. Winston's hands is some orange marker-style script lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'.
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wednesday
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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One day you just start thinking about elbows.
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Whatever happens, it just proves my point
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ahem
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Me:
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Idea: Maybe we shouldn't be treating 7th grade girls volleyball like the Thunderdome? It's not just bad for the parents (who hate each other due to playing time) and culture (watch ESPN for ten seconds), it burns out the kids and makes them worse adults AND athletes. Sports are supposed to be fun!
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"absurdity is a defense mechanism," said the potato
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Your desperate cry for help will be answered in the order it was received.
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
These fools pushing AI safety are gullible alarmists. The whole field is composed of people who already fell for it, the idea that LLM's are a threat to humanity because they're (gonna be) so smart. They ain't. A few researchers over-overstate the (theoretical) threat, to stand out in a dumb field.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🚨BREAKING: Agents of the Department of Homeland Security have been ordered to unlawfully access state voting records to carry out the department’s escalating elections-related probes, an anonymous federal whistleblower recently disclosed to Sen. Alex Padilla. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
democracydocket.com
Homeland Security officers are illegally accessing state voter data, new whistleblower alleges
The searches likely resulted in "thousands of violations of state laws," Sen. Alex Padilla (D-Calif.) said.
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
apocalypse synergy www.theguardian.com/environment/...
theguardian.com
‘Tidal wave’ of Pfas being launched to satisfy AI industry, campaigners warn
Big manufacturers planning to produce more of the forever chemicals to meet demand from datacentres
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Errbody sleeping on this model, at least in the news I read. It's #2 token throughput on Openrouter, 1/5 the cost of Opus (or 1/10 Fable) and seems better at coding than current Sonnet to me at least. Decent taste, doesn't lose the plot, :obama_notbad: huggingface.co/tencent/Hy4-...
huggingface.co
tencent/Hy4-preview · Hugging Face
We’re on a journey to advance and democratize artificial intelligence through open source and open science.
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
afternoon starts at 11:30
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Egg salad is chicken salad. Follow me for more culinary facts
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Like it’s much harder to eat a big pretzel now and I do feel like everyone is dealing with the consequences
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's World Suicide Prevention Day. I've been there. If you need help, PLEASE reach out and seek help. There's no weakness in that. I'm glad I did. We're grateful you're here. You ain't a burden, you ain't alone. You're valued and loved. It gets better, one day at a time. You got this. You matter.
Text on a white background in which we see pictures of arms engaged in a hug, a smiley face, an ear, and two people sitting next to each other.

The text reads:

btw,
a hug is suicide prevention
a smile is suicide prevention
listening is suicide prevention
sitting with someone is suicide prevention
talking about mental health is suicide prevention
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not bad for a half-assed Weds night dinner, IMO
Pork chops and roasted potatoes
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Don't Fucking Look Up
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fuck Flock Safety, and fuck the police www.investigatetv.com/2026/09/08/f...
investigatetv.com
Flock worker calls police on InvestigateTV reporter filming public camera installation
Questions about privacy and oversight surrounding Flock Safety's national camer network persist
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
Possibly the most American news of all time
local12.com
Prison inmates donate more than $4,000 to pay children's school lunch debt
Residents at the prison contributed $3,810 of their own money, while Kansas Department of Corrections employees added another $457.
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"fingerstache removal discreet"
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So ICE is doing Nazi torture-surgery now to punish hunger strikers "rare, nonconsensual surgical procedure" www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
ICE given permission to force-feed Cuban hunger striker with gastric tube
Exclusive: court orders seen by Guardian show agency given approval to fit Texas detainee with tube without his consent
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If I finish this giant kale and quinoa salad then I don't have to eat anything else healthy until after Labor Day
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I feel like everybody underestimates how boring and stupid everybody is. I could be executing on my plan to take over the world right now. I could be schooling people on Fortnite. Instead I'm talking to you. Why?
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
From Robin Rouby-Progressive Cartoons
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Time is running out to get that "B2B SaaS 4 Ever" tattoo
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
camo pants to hide the coffee stains
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
A gentle reminder that if we miss the 1.5°C target (and we certainly will), the next target is 1.51°C and not 2°C. We need to keep fighting. Every tonne of CO₂ emitted makes the job of future CO₂ removal harder, and every 0.01°C of temperature increase makes the world more chaotic and dangerous.
Cover from The Economist from two years ago "Say goodbye to 1.5°C; why climate policy is off target". It has a graphic of the Earth with an apple on its head, and a arrow shot through the Earth.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
dressage is stupid why are we letting horses dance we should teach them to do accounting and paperwork so we can be dancing
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Only on Reddit do you get this kind of trivia deep-cut. How make people both know this fact and would ever tell anyone? 🤯 www.reddit.com/r/movies/s/V...
reddit.com
HazyAmerican's comment on "Rewatching Coyote Ugly in 2026"
Explore this conversation and more from the movies community
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It seems like I should get some kind of nerd brownie points for vibe-coding my side-project with local LLMs instead of whatever is cool on OpenRouter. I'm a frikkin' Yeoman coder over here! Am I cool yet?
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
ICE ripped 50,000 human beings from their homes and disappeared them into cages last month. 50,000 empty dinner tables. 50,000 cold beds. State-sponsored terror disguised as policy. Silence is complicity. We cannot look away. Fight back.
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