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Stove Harvest

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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I completely agree that ICE is doing awful things, though
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Literally the first I've heard of that plane thing. Maybe fix your feed / get better friends.
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Is Mitch McConnell still dead?
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
THCaesar
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 12/10/2026
the older I get the fucker the no
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a barrister bear @law-yering.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy indigenous peoples day
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
ergo, transitively, ghosts = soul farts
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Toad Mario Movie Toad Galaxy Movie
Alt: Toad says, "What the hell, dude?"
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thanks, but please don't call us that
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If I just got COVID because McDonald's made me go into the restaurant to get my order, I'm gonna be so pissed off...
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's an inny. Have a macaroon!
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do Androids Drive in Electric Jeeps? Actually no, cuz they suck. www.caranddriver.com/news/a739577...
caranddriver.com
The 2026 Jeep Recon Is Among the Least Efficient EVs We’ve Tested, According to Our Range Test
While EVs often underperform in real-world highway driving relative to their EPA figures, the Recon’s result is among the least efficient we’ve ever tested.
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
gilbert in his prime, not today obvs
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
we call 'em cock-ups. you lay prone and alternate between thinking of pam anderson and gilbert gottfried.
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man's Menacing Appearance
ALT: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man's Menacing Appearance
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank you! Whatever it takes to justify posting this gif
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
LabyrInThe Heat of the Night
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tony Shalhoub in swim trunks
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes yes, is great joke...FOR ME TO POOP ON
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/geft...
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
this seems fine
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh, and 🧛🦇💋🩸🍆💦⚖️
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if you suck dracula's dick while he bites your neck does it balance out?
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
wtf is an iriot?
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also, fuck my employer, but they did give me an okay severance so I probably shouldn't talk shit about them until the check clears.
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My job just laid me off in the middle of my wife's cancer treatment. We're on my insurance, so I sure hope she's all better before COBRA runs out. Is Obamacare still a thing?
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
going as slutty ennui for halloween this year
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jack Smith at last night’s Power to the People concert, wearing a Springsteen/No Kings shirt.
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also working for Putin to destroy the USA
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the universe grows but available fucks stay the same size so they look even smaller. it's simple relativity.
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
better chance of getting deep-fried hsv
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Metallica
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
...unless they were puppies!
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
crime and punishment would be terrible makes for twins
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Essence of RBG 🦋 @rbgprevails.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thanks Google! share.google/aimode/VklfR...
share.google
Google Search
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Peter Theil vs Silly Putty Red Skull
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don't tell me how to cook! Claude tells me what to do now.
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
N, M BG PSSY
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
always *clap* be *clap* squelching *clap*
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/ryan...
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
looks like the silly putty is coming off
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pepe the King Prawn in an apron
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*Yud voice* Ah, but the human beings were always the real security risk.
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The models are good liars now, BTW #AIpocalypse www.reuters.com/business/ope...
reuters.com
OpenAI shelves new AI model release over safety concerns
OpenAI has scrapped the release of GPT-6.1 Astra, a next-generation AI model planned for an October debut, after ​internal testing found the system did not meet the company's safety ‌and alignment sta...
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can't stand it, I know you planned it I'ma set it straight, this Watergate I can't stand rockin' when I'm in here 'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear So while you sit back and wonder why I got this fuckin' thorn in my side Oh my God, it's a mirage I'm telling y'all, it's sabotage 🎶
Pope Leo on the mic
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gotta hit that b-spot
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Stove Harvest @joenxer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All in all is all we are.
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