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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 30/09/2026
@ailwhin.bsky.social A shower of boos rains down on the home team in the first inning. Let's Go White Sox outnumber Let's Go Astros chants by about 2:1
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
!!!!!!!!!!!
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Siskel and Ebert Bot @siskel-ebert-bot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After Hours (1985) Director: Martin Scorsese Cast: Griffin Dunne, Rosanna Arquette, Verna Bloom, Thomas Chong, Linda Fiorentino, Teri Garr, John Heard, Richard Cheech Marin, Catherine O'Hara Watch Review wp / ltrbox
A screen capture from the Siskel and Ebert Show reviewing the movie After Hours. Ebert gave it a thumbs up.
 Siskel gave it a thumbs up.
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 26/09/2026
No shit?
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 26/09/2026
September 25th, 2026 was a truly awful, irredeemably bad day for the Bluesky application and if you made more than one post on it today I hate you.
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Big Mommy Drix 🏳️‍⚧️ @bddrix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SKATTEBO: Skatt want 40 carries MATT NAGY: Cam that’s not a reasonable allocation of touches SKATTEBO: Jealousy coordinator
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 21/09/2026
That every last person on earth would be better off and would have a better richer existence here on earth if this movie never existed.
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 18/09/2026
@samvecenie.bsky.social smell ya later, shithead. www.thebiglead.com/nba-writer-s...
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NBA draft expert leaving The Athletic to join Ryen Russillo at Barstool
Ryen Russillo has recruited a draft expert to join him at Barstool Sports
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/09/2026
Vince McMahon falling out of chair meme, 3 stages:

1) Kevin Hart ad
2) For sports gambling
3) That airs every single commercial break
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Lorenzo Salgado, jr. @oznezol.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
are you Kidding Me
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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
WELL. HERE IT IS youtu.be/uLFVQhip93k?...
youtu.be
Dates and Apes | Broden Kelly and Tom Walker
YouTube video by Grouse House
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𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐄 @funland.itch.io · 25/08/2026
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We join the rest of the world in mourning the passing of entertainment icon Dolly Parton ❤️
A photo of Dolly Parton at Yankee Stadium circa 1987. Parton is wearing a Yankees warmup jacket and Yankees cap. Standing behind her are players Dave Righetti and Rick Cerone, kneeling in front are Ron Guidry and Mike Pagliarulo. The players are all wearing Yankees home uniforms and caps. The scoreboard in the background reads “Yankees Welcome Dolly Parton.”
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
watching people who follow Tottenham
dude getting kicked in the dick
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 22/08/2026
They're doing *another* Tottenham Hotspur season?! Already? There oughta be a law against this kind of thing.
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 21/08/2026
watching baseball
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 21/08/2026
Everyone's talking about what a miserable piss baby loser John Canzano is and I'm not sure what year it is anymore, tomorrow I'm gonna go to the Decemberists show and get cautiously optimistic about Greg Oden
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 20/08/2026
Let's take it to the limit one more time
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This podcast clip contains one of the most devastating pieces of video ever captured. listen to bst.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 12/08/2026
Off the dome so I don’t have all the teams but anyone is free to help, but under Adam Silver: The Mavericks became owned by the largest private funder of the Palestinian genocide in USA Grizzlies owned by a guy whose tech enables Russian drone strikes against Ukrainians Lakers owned by TurboNazis
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Pinstripe Alley @pinstripealley.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
GEORGE
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Jon Heyman skeeting “Breaking: Skubal to Dodgers” and Dan O’Sullivan skeeting “I hate this fucking country.” These posts are related, to me.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/08/2026
i'm sick of the liars and the bull shit you see on social media. taco bell is NOT the same 4 ingredients wrapped in different shapes. they actually innovate the menu a lot. but you won't see them say that on the fake fucking news
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 31/07/2026
So the Portland Trail Blazers' bargaining position is not just "Build us a new arena for free," but "We're the shadow municipal government of this city (which sucks and we hate) now."
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 28/07/2026
"There's a picture of Helen on the back of his jacket! Isn't that nice?" www.dailymotion.com/video/x6171w1
dailymotion.com
Best of Bobby Heenan at Survivor Series 1993
Dailymotion video by Matthew Gregg
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
These two are truly at the top of the podcasting game. If you aren’t listening to Average Day Joes you need to change that immediately.
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Will Sloan @willsloanesq.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The name you know. The story you don't. Before he was Scrooge, he was... EBENEEZER. Only in theatres Thanksgiving. #Ebeneezer
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treykerby @treykerby.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 22/07/2026
youtu.be/H6GfysUGVZQ
youtu.be
Broadcast News (1987) "Well I certainly hope you'll die soon."
YouTube video by Edward Sung
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 20/07/2026
It's incredibly grating watching ex-athletes yuck it up and pretend to be friends, but when one of them is nasty pig fuck Roger Clemens, Jesus.
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The perfect parody doesn't exis-
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 17/07/2026
When my friends ask me "hey do you want to go see the new Christopher Nolan movie?"
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 15/07/2026
He must have a foot like a traction engine
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Rip City Not Rip Off @ripcitynotripoff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
1/ NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, today in Las Vegas: the Moda deal has “several open issues that still need to be resolved” and has “gone off track in various ways.” Most will read that as bad news for Portland. It’s the opposite. This is the leverage thread. 🧵
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treykerby @treykerby.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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💀 unfound footage 👻 @burg.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Marge Simpson mistakenly yelling at Bart meme. "Plex, no!" "What?" "Sorry, force of habit"
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 09/07/2026
I just want everyone to know that I deeply respect David Beckham, I will without question purchase any product that he recommends, and I do not think he looks weird at all.
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Let’s just say if a certain soccer team needs help today they’re READY 🇺🇸⚽️
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
CONTROL (JOHN GOODMAN): Find out what the hell they want. Buy their asses. turn Em the fuck out GEORGE SMILEY (WALTON GOGGINS) (VO) There are 3 of them...and Alleline BILL HAYDON (DANNY MCBRIDE): How's it going with your too turtly for the turtle club looking ass. Your wife still got that WMD pussy
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 30/06/2026
"Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel were making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me"-ass sentence
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 29/06/2026
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 27/06/2026
The NFL devaluing the running back position has gone too far.
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pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
[AUSTIN POWERS] Mini-Me was a brilliant idea, although I don't know that he did as much with it as he might have. (2001)
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On Cinema at the Cinema @oncinema.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father's Day New Tim Heidecker Amato
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 19/06/2026
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 17/06/2026
no regrets, coyote youtu.be/QEtj1Vc1MnE
youtu.be
Joni Mitchell - Coyote (Shadows And Light 1979) [Remastered]
YouTube video by MalcoMix Fusion
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 16/06/2026
Nate Bargatze went MAGA after his movie bombed. Jelly Roll flipped his ATV, cratered a world tour, then got divorced. Kevin Hart ran his production company into the ground. Charlie Kirk got murked, now CPAC is passing around his wife. Folks, I'm getting tired of winning. I just need One More Thing
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