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BigfootInHandcuffs

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nature's cruelest mistake

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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 30/09/2026
@ailwhin.bsky.social A shower of boos rains down on the home team in the first inning. Let's Go White Sox outnumber Let's Go Astros chants by about 2:1
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 26/09/2026
No shit?
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 21/08/2026
watching baseball
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 20/08/2026
Let's take it to the limit one more time
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 29/06/2026
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 19/06/2026
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 14/06/2026
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 01/06/2026
starcraft, lan party, david robinson in chat as Admiral: yeah baby
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 31/05/2026
@ailwhin.bsky.social politely whispering "fuck da 'stros" under my breath
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 21/05/2026
a mobile notification from Jeremy Renner admonishing @StefanHeck, saying "Nasty!! Not Cool"
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 18/05/2026
everybody has to be nice to soda for the rest of the day
soda
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 17/05/2026
"...expenses paid, of course."
double indemnity at the hollywood theatre
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 29/04/2026
not looking good but there's one last adjustment splitter can make time to put in dolly
the bar where i'm watching the game has a bunch of trail blazers cards and also a dolly parton card between dave twardzik and dante cunningham
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 28/04/2026
don't worry everyone this fuckin dweeb is gonna innovate our way out of traffic fatalities.
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 22/04/2026
Sure! I can give you instructions for eating a dog turd with a knife and fork.

- Grip the fork in your left hand, the knife with your right -- or fork in right hand, knife in left if you are left-handed.
- Center the dog turd on your plate.
- Use short strokes to slice bite sized chunks off of the end.

Remember, the first bite is the toughest -- it gets easier, and tastier, from there. You got this!
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 15/04/2026
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 15/04/2026
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 15/04/2026
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 10/04/2026
here's some art i just made it myself do you like it y/n
John Cedarquist, "Tubular" (1990)Carlos Cruz-Diez, "Physichromie 253A" (1966)Robert Rauschenberg, "Untitled" (1979)Jim Shaw, "Horror A Vacui #3" (1992)
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 28/03/2026
lookin very normal soda keep it up
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 27/03/2026
if you thought letterboxd-posting was bad wait until you see plex doing it.
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 22/03/2026
look out torgo looks like there's a new master in town.
elvira's house of horrors pinball, and i am the new Manos: The Hands Of Fate champion
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 14/03/2026
all done, quick cat nap then back at it.
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 28/02/2026
i'm doing my part. i'm helping.
the walking dead pinball. i am the bicycle girl champion and my name is FUCK ICE.
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 27/02/2026
here's rudy.
rudy
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 27/02/2026
pulled the terror off the shelf and forgot he dedicated it to the cast/crew of the thing from another world
This book is dedicated, with love and many thanks for the indelible Arctic memories, to Kenneth Tobey, Margaret Sheridan, Robert Cornthwaite, Douglas Spencer, Dewey Martin, William Self, George Fenneman, Dimitri Tiomkin, Charles Lederer, Christian Nyby, Howard Hawkes (sic), and James Arness.
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 12/02/2026
rudy really drinking in ford's Wagon Master (1950)
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 30/01/2026
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 17/01/2026
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 01/01/2026
malort sucks.
some dumb ass idiot with a big foam malort hat on with his real hat on top of it
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 28/12/2025
she really takes after her old man. sept 24, 2024 // dec 27, 2025
soda ate all my taco bellsoda ate all my taco bell
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 26/12/2025
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 07/12/2025
headstone that says Homer J. Simpson We are richer for having lost him
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 21/11/2025
the t-rex has a big burger where'd you get that from king?
jurassic park pinball. the t-rex has a big plastic cheeseburger in its mouth.
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 15/11/2025
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 17/10/2025
rudy is enjoying battletoads double dragon more than @jeffgerstmann.com is i think
rudy is enraptured watching jeff play battletoads double dragon.rudy takes a swipe at a big weird hand and arm made of colored balls that swipes billy in battletoads double dragon; jeff looks annoyed.
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 29/09/2025
isn't life disappointing? tokyo story
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 28/09/2025
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 02/09/2025
remembering some guys that made you go "fuck that guy 🖕"
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 02/09/2025
🫡
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 26/08/2025
little rudy has had enough of big @howelldawdy.com
rudy ready to pounce on big howell and i for one don't blame him
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 23/08/2025
rudy sleepy
rudy sleepy
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 23/08/2025
rudy
rudyrudyrudyrudy
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 18/08/2025
ok i would have sworn that wolf parade album was in this box but nope; elizabeth assures that her copy is safe and sound among her boxes.
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 04/07/2025
ran my second marathon. 4:10. couldn't find my sunglasses.
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 02/07/2025
huh.
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 30/06/2025
title card for the variety show ALL YOUR FAVORITES ARE BACK
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 16/06/2025
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 03/06/2025
we said goodbye to Matlock (2010? - 2025) today. rest easy, buddy.
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BigfootInHandcuffs @joeiscool.ooo · 14/05/2025
maybe next time!!!!!
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