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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 20/08/2026
i swear to god, asking: “what is the problem you are trying to solve? followed by: “what information or data do you need to solve this problem?” are like, some of the single most important questions you need to ask a stakeholder on all kinds of projects, and so many people skip it
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Joe @joebossalini.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
How am I only finding out about this thread now??
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Joe @joebossalini.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Inspector Lewis on the case!
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
we have fun on here, don't we folks
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Siobhan Beeman @siobhan.northsky.social · 13/04/2026
The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

Clockwise from top left:
1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.”

2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”.

3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.”

4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.
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Joe @joebossalini.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
@darthbluesky.bsky.social we need a new "people who trump fired standing at the curb of the White House" image
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Joe @joebossalini.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Bad: high gas prices
Good: collapse of AI
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Scena di commedia (uno scapino), by Honoré Daumier, 1860, 📸 by Jakub Porzycki
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Joe @joebossalini.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
🚨<Mustang Safety Car Klaxon> #F1
Fernando Alonso riding in the new Mustang Safety Car during F1 pre-season testing day 2
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
most people learn from some manager at their first shitty retail job that you do not have to respect what a person says just because their position should, in theory, be held by someone who knows what they're talking about
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rands @rands.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Works like this. If you ping me with an URGENT THING, I will respond promptly. I may also ask for clarification. Your incredible slow response to these questions means it’s not an URGENT THING.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Things I do not want from someone in any sort of electronics store: words, eye contact, advice, or the occupation of physical space between me and the one thing I came in to buy
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Joe @joebossalini.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I am now thinking that all federal elected officials should be forbidden from having assistants grocery shop for them, cook them meals, drive them around, pay their utility bills, file insurance claims, etc. They are all out of touch with what the rest of us have to do each day.
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Bankston Pews @profpraxis.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Nobody: Black People: “That’s how they get you.”
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Joe @joebossalini.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Trump take brick
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Tuffy @smtuffy.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 11/05/2025
The question isn’t whether people like my daughter have something to offer. It’s whether society is finally ready to stop measuring value with the wrong scale. Autism doesn’t destroy families. Ignorance does. Isolation does. Shame does.
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An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter is a Tragedy
Dear Mr. RFK Jr., (The “dear” is tradition. Don’t mistake it for affection.) You said autistic children are a burden. That they ruin families. That...
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Joe @joebossalini.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Does @flavorflav.bsky.social get to be a Trusted Verifier?
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JA Westenberg @joanwestenberg.com · 22/04/2025
A system that can’t tell the difference between confidence and competence will eventually promote the most captivating liar.
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Joe @joebossalini.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Yeah! Here we go!
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Joe @joebossalini.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Why was there not another senator there to do the same thing as booker? They had at least 24 hrs to prepare.
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Mae Nick Phra Khanong @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
In the next decade, I will either be made hopelessly obsolete for not having incorporated AI into my workflows or become a priceless jewel for being one of the few people whose critical thinking skills have not atrophied into brain mush
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Joe @joebossalini.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
@rakkasantea.bsky.social Any idea when the Nam Việt Earl Grey will be back in stock? Or can I get some at the store front this week? Thanks!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/03/2025
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression theonion.com/trump-s...
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 04/03/2025
I understand the words 'there is no ethical consumption under capitalism' but nobody told me that meant that if I watched Jake the Snake Roberts vs William Regal in 1992 there would be no Department of Education in 2025.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 02/03/2025
All this internet shit is fake man
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Joe @joebossalini.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
It me!
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 18
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Micah @rincewind.run · 12/02/2025
"we're in a constitutional crisis and the entire government has been handed to an unelected billionaire to break at his personal whim" is a true statement and it also has not, yet, broken in a way that fucks with the day to day life of most people it will have to do so before they notice
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Defaulting on US Treasuries Will Destabilize The Entire North American Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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Mushtaq Bilal, PhD @mushtaqbilalphd.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Meta illegaly downloaded 80+ terabytes of books from LibGen, Anna's Archive, and Z-library to train their AI models. In 2010, Aaron Swartz downloaded only 70 GBs of articles from JSTOR (0.0875% of Meta). Faced $1 million in fine and 35 years in jail. Took his own life in 2013.
“Torrenting from a corporate laptop doesn’t feel right”: Meta emails unsealedA photo of Aaron Swartz (1986-2013) when he was 19.
Last month, Meta admitted to torrenting a controversial large dataset known as LibGen, which includes tens of millions of pirated books. But details around the torrenting were murky until yesterday, when Meta's unredacted emails were made public for the first time. The new evidence showed that Meta torrented "at least 81.7 terabytes of data across multiple shadow libraries through the site Anna’s Archive, including at least 35.7 terabytes of data from Z-Library and LibGen," the authors' court filing said. And "Meta also previously torrented 80.6 terabytes of data from LibGen."
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Joe @joebossalini.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Here we go!
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Phil Williams @philinvestigates.com · 03/02/2025
Here is the announcement from 12/18/24: www.canada.ca/en/public-sa...
canada.ca
The Government of Canada’s Border Plan: significant investments to strengthen border security and our immigration system - Canada.ca
Canada is investing $1.3 billion to bolster security at the border and strengthen the immigration system, all while keeping Canadians safe.
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David Moore @davidrussellmoore.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Dems are experiencing free-floating anxiety because their senators are voting for Trump's nominees and their House members don't seem to be landing messages with voters. In other parties, *members* could call a vote of no confidence in Schumer and Jeffries. But the Dems don't offer such mechanisms:
davidrussellmoore.net
The Struggle for Democracy in the Democratic Party
Other countries' political parties have used open tech tools to solicit input and increase accountability.
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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 13/01/2025
Dallas City Hall r/brutalism
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Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard @collinwoodard.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Schools closed. Businesses closed. Local government closed. Why isn't my internet job closed for snow too?
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Joe @joebossalini.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
F*ck this guy! I just deleted my threads account because of this.
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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Big EarthLink welcome to Joe. Make sure to check your Mac operating system. We’re currently compatible with OS 9.
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Joe @joebossalini.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Opened our time capsule from Jan 1, 2000. Going to use the MacAddict Holiday Pack cd in my Power #Macintosh 6500 to go online with @earthlinkfan.bsky.social
MacAddict holiday pack cd from 1999
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Joe @joebossalini.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Name a show you’re positive no one remembers but you:
Carpoolers
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Joe @joebossalini.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Didn’t get a pic but I saw a BrightDrop van at the local Walmart today electrek.co/2024/11/01/w...
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Walmart adds Chevy Brightdrop electric vans to its delivery fleet
This summer, General Motors moved its electric van company BrightDrop into Chevy, and now the newly branded version of the van has a new deal in place with Walmart.
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Responsibility without Authority never works
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Ari Cohn @aricohn.com · 10/11/2024
For 20 years, the government has made it harder to purchase pseudoephedrine, and we've been dealing with replacement products that we know don't work . All to have....effectively no impact on meth availability. Good work, assholes. www.wired.com/story/fda-su...
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A Popular Decongestant Doesn’t Work. The FDA Is Finally Doing Something About It
Oral phenylephrine was shown to be ineffective for treating nasal congestion over a year go. This week, the FDA took the first steps toward removing it from pharmacy shelves.
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Joe @joebossalini.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
I highly recommend the Earl Grey!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 31/10/2024
Of all the tweets that Donald Trump didn't write, this is the one he didn't write the most
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Joe @joebossalini.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Me watching the Dodgers lineup being announced: They’re saying Boo-urns
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Joe @joebossalini.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
sickos dot jpeg
A paper bag of Cortland apples with the words “Yes! Apples” printed on the side
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Joe @joebossalini.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
It me!
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Joe @joebossalini.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Yankees, baby!
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