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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 6h

James Talarico Threatens To Improve Texans' Lives

James Talarico campaigning with a bulllhorn

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The Gouldian Finch Camouflages Itself Against Its Natural Predator, Katy Perry

Extremely brightly colored bird with multiple layers of colored feathers

Extremely brightly colored Katy Perry with multiple layers of colored feathers

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

It's that time of year to play: "Is the screeching a wild turkey or EarthLink's lightning fast 56k modem?"

A screaming turkey on the left side of the scream and a lightning fast 56K modem on the right side of the screen.

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

We regret the premature release of our Donald J Trump memorial phone

Old black landline phone with Trump's smiling face over the center dial. The text reads "Forever Screetching 1946-2025" the phone is placed on top of a sky full of white clouds.

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Tariffs? What tariffs?! EarthLink's 56 kbps modems are made in the USA 🇺🇸 "Dialup is the future™️"

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

The Pentagon uses EarthLink's secure "No One Knows We're Still In Business®" app. You should too.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

We've been forced to cancel this weekend's performance of "Cabaret" by "Chimps In Drag" and the "Meerkat Vogue Dancing Revue."

Screen grab of headline reads: Trump directs JD Vance to go after 'woke zoos'

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Sure, our download speeds were inflated, but we've moved offices to El Salvador so we can instruct judges and plaintiffs to "download this." 🇺🇸 🔥

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

DOGE came for our computer files and we reluctantly turned over the punch cards.

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

EarthLink was voted #1 in security by Internet World Magazine and we’ve never been hacked. All your billing info is written on Post-it notes.

Cover of 1997 edition of “Internet World” magazine’s edition dealing with cyber crime.

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

We’re sorry if our 24 hr chatbot threatened you. It used to work for Verizon.

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Other services may be faster, cheaper, and more reliable, but we’ll never sell your information to China. We’ve been blocked from international banking.

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Many of you asked if tariffs will affect EarthLink’s lighting fast dialup service. No. We only use copper wire and modems made in the USA. 🇺🇸 “𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙤𝙢.”™️

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Some EarthLink customers complained and asked if we could make our screeching modems less jarring. The answer is no. But many of you have complimented our new hold music. It’s Burt Bacharach.

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

If you feel the world’s moving too fast, slow it down with EarthLink. We’re dusting off our old 14.4 kbit/s modems. Walk outside. Touch grass. Your newsfeed will load so slowly, you’ll lose interest. Go sniff a flower.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Zip Line Adventure™️ is temporarily closed as we raise it another 15 ft over the giraffe enclosure.

Photoshop of a giraffe in a helmet and a woman zip lining behind him.

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Carol used the interns to gain access to the vending machines and replaced all the good snacks with Kirkland candies.

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

If you’re worried the government is spying on you, switch to EarthLink. They’ve forgotten we exist.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Weasels don’t actually go “pop.” We ran one over with our maintenance cart.

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗛𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗞 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗔𝗟 It might feel like the world is ending, but that doesn’t opt you out of our long term contracts.

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Earthlink customers have asked if they can stream the Inauguration with our lightning fast dial up modems. No. That's what your TV is for. Stop embarrassing yourselves.

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Our technology isn’t archaic, we use artisanal, small batch internet.

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

We apologize to everyone who stopped by our open house and found the gates locked. It was a simple misunderstanding with our landlord who’s promised to give us till Monday morning.

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Kyle was fired for replying “EarthLink goes down more than Troy’s mom” in the group chat, but to be fair we’ve had problems with DSL connectivity and Troy’s mom’s does go down a lot.

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Nobody ever talks about the Cybertrucks that don’t explode in our parking lot.

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Big EarthLink welcome to Joe. Make sure to check your Mac operating system. We’re currently compatible with OS 9.

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Subscriber Mailbag: Q) How is EarthLink protected against cyber attacks? -Anne, Bucket City Nevada A) Thanks Anne. We’re protected by our culture. None of our subscribers are interesting and all they can afford is dialup.

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

It’s our favorite time of year when everyone in the office calls Carol “Christmas Carol” and she hisses like a rattlesnake. She put a door on her cube. Did you know you could put a door on a cube?

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

It’s time for the holidays. It’s time for family and friends. It’s that time of year when everything slows down and people appreciate our 56k modem. Merry Christmas ☎️ 𝙀𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙝𝙇𝙞𝙣𝙠™️ 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙬𝙖𝙮.

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Service Update: The Spaminator™️ is still broken, but if anyone offers you more than 10 free MB’s, it’s spam!

Copy of an old EarthLink installation CD. It offers a free 10 MB web site and a Spaminator

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

At EarthLink, we don’t sell your personal information. We tried, but nobody wants it.

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

A subscriber asked if EarthLink text messaging is encrypted. Encrypted?! Climb off your throne, your majesty. The font on your Jitterbug phones is so big everyone can read your texts.

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

EarthLink IT Dept: Internal Memo The rattling noise we heard all day has been fixed. Carol confessed to removing the popcorn bag that was leveling the server’s legs. Also we’re out of popcorn.

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

EarthLink remains unaffected as hackers were unable to bypass our Norton AntiVirus protection.

News headline reads: CYBERSECURITY
Chinese hack of global telecom providers is 'ongoing,' officials warn
Officials from the FBI and the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency say the major Chinese hack began in late spring, and they are strongly urging Americans to use encrypted communications.

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

*Important Message From Earthlink* You can’t quit us. We know where you live.

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EarthLink Dialup (We’re Still Here) ☎️ @earthlinkfan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Carol thinks she’s qualified to be Transportation Secretary because she squeezed her Land Cruiser into a compact spot.

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