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@jocibet.bsky.social
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Bipolar-med and treatment pro, mixed state veteran, will try to grandma you sometimes, Seattle-ish

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 1h
the government should fund a program qhere young people apprentice under him so someone still knows how to do this stuff
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When Lucy from Compass Books in Dartmouth, Devon, was victim to shoplifting people told her to install CCTV. Instead she put this ancient book thief curse on the wall from the Monastery of San Pedro in Barcelona so book stealers would be consumed by "the flames of hell" with "their members blasted".
A Curse Against Stealers Of Books
For him that
stealth a book from
this place, let it
change into a
serpent in his hand
and rend him.
Let him be struck with
palsy,
& all his members 
blasted.
Let him languish in 
pain crying aloud for
mercy, & let there be be no surcease to his 
agony till he sink to
dissolution.
Let bookworms gnaw
his entrails in token of 
the Worm that diets not,
& when at last he
goeth to his final
punishment, let the
flames of
hell consume him
forever & aye.
(Monastery Of San Pedro, Barcelona.)
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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 5h
The real lesson of the Jack Smith/Eric Schmitt debacle this week is that Republicans really, really do believe that everyone else is as craven and amoral as they are and so are easily swayed by even the most easily debunkable evidence in support of that belief.
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Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 18h
My wife refers to this show simply as “Grunty Hunky Takes London” and never misses an episode.
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Q. McLamore @ghawinriver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
...someone telling you everything is NOT fine is refreshng and validating even if they're offering you no helpful advice and questionable information. It's also probably why MAHA gets so much purchase among cis women who've had bad experiences with doctors.
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Q. McLamore @ghawinriver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
See, it's not the "panic" per se they're selling, it's "you're right to panic" and "you're right to be blackpilled right now." You know all those prepper/christian nationalist books like Trigger Warning that sell a fantasy of an anti-woke gun nut being right to be an anti-woke gun nut?
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 30/09/2026
It's because even in the throes of terror it reflects confidence in an outcome. The sure and certain knowledge that this is the worst of all possible worlds (and will never get better) feels safer to some than any entertaining of hope.
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
again, i would not yet trust Muse or meta to do this, but yes, I would rather just be given an adress rather than run a SQL query or sue someone to find out where to get my medicine. congrats on being built different if the appeal of that is not obvious to you, i guess.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
'you're cognitively offloading'. yes. correct. that is what i wish to do. i do not wish to expend cognition figuring out which pharmacist takes my insurance and is closest. i want to offload it & be told who that is. you are free to continue manually doing this task you evidently find so meaningful
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the disenchanted pony @unremembered80s.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a big reason I became a potter, every mug I make is stamped with hieroglyphics praising me for inventing the airplane. With luck, I will be immortal and future archaeologists will be totally fucked.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pottery. Do pottery that can later be carbon dated to this specific period and make sure you sign your name bsky.app/profile/mtsw...
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Great thread:
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Farm workers really, really, really need you to vote. Farm slavery is a very real multi-million business in this country. And Trump struck down major anti-slavery rules for farms last year. "Both parties are the same" Ok... Not for farm workers, they're not!
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David Kaye @davidakaye.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
was just having a conversation about this. it's true. of all the trump admin crimes since 1/2025, these killings are among the clearest cut, with the most law/jurisprudence to support prosecution of a whole range of ppl involved, from leadership to subordinates.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
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Freddie 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🦄 @gentlerevenge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
stede bonnet behavior
I was on a call with an IT guy. He sounded cute so I googled him and he asked why I was searching his name. I forgot he could see m screen.
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Fixer Optional @fixeroptional.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't want "infinite personalised music" that sounds wank, I want to hear the noises some mentally ill recluses thought sounded good over a breakbeat.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
personal computing, magazine, cover (1977) archive.org/details/Pers...
einstein, wearing a green top, sitting cross legged at a computer with pong on the screen, looking back at you. he is holding a cassette and other cassettes are aying about. he has tiny angelic wings and looks to be sitting on a cloudy surface with light shining down on him. the computer looks as if has just been unwrapped as there is scrunched up paper under it and a bow still sitting on top.
prominent text: intelligent video games are here
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
imagine being a historian in the future trying to make sense of the characters in the right wing blogosphere lol
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 21/01/2026
Hello from Beijing. I thought you might like some Nedwalkies, so here are pics from the Summer Palace complex of Empress Cixi. 🧵
A large grey brick pavilion with red and green pagoda style pavilion rising over a frozen lake and narrow red wood and yellow stone bridge. The sun is dramatically breaking through the clouds above and everyone gos covered in snow
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Jocibet @jocibet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every once in a while my Ultimate playlist comes around to this song again and it’s a kick in the gut each time. Gen X grew up with this song and still turned out like we did, but also fuck boomers
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Midnight Oil - Beds Are Burning
YouTube video by MidnightOilVEVO
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Jocibet @jocibet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love so many of these things and I’m super happy this exists for the people who are like me but can do horror!
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
one of my most sacred & cringe book release rituals is to buy something that matches the cover and honestly i crushed it this time
a late-thirties white woman doing a bathroom mirror selfie. i'm holding an orange book and wearing an orange sweater, looking pleased with myself
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you guys are being so nice 😭 here are some of the others, as requested!
a black blazer i embroidered with some of the flowers from The Everlasting. 10/10 for effort, 7/10 for recognizability black floral dress for Ten Thousand Doors. one thing about me is my books have flowers on them. 8/10a white floral dress for Once and Future Witches. idk maybe 7/10? basic but effectivea white shirt with bluish starlings all over it, for Starling House. extremely literal, not a great color match, 6/10
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Andromeda Yelton @thatandromeda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ohhhhh, yeah, this is exactly why I can find them useful at work but not at home; my work life starts every day with identifying a collection of tasks I will be doing (at which point it becomes possible to label some of them as AI-doable or not). but identifying those tasks is itself a task
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North Easton @north-easton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PEBCAK
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Wreckingball4Good: Gender-Fried @wreckingball4good.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Right. That's like calling the Thanos blip a security incident
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 27/09/2026
Look, if you've created an intelligent agent able to self-improvingly execute superhuman logic, and then pointed it at computers, that is not a computer security problem. Like how, "Oh no - I dropped a micro blackhole through the floor" kinda isn't a scientist problem
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whenever you see a pollster or consultant give a take like this, it’s always worth following the money. In this case, Emanuel has paid Anzalone’s firm nearly $300k (maybe more but that’s what I found so far). A consultant class is devouring the Dem Party www.elections.il.gov/CampaignDisc...
John Anzalone &
@JohnAnzo
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Underestimate @RahmEmanuel at your own risk.
He knows how to win. He knows how to fight.
And he knows how to message.
And no one will out work him. Regardless of whether he wins the Democratic nomination in 2028 he will make an impact on the race. You can be sure of that. Don't take your eyes off of him. At the minimum, learn from him.
Rahm Emanuel Makes His 2026 Play
Rahm Emanuel Makes His 2026 Play
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6:47 AM • 9/26/26 • 274K Views
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
everything we have we don’t need
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 28/09/2026
It's just Republicans fucking clean energy over & over again while people in the industry keep insisting "actually Republicans really like us!" It's such beta behavior it makes *me* want to bully them, and I'm on their side!
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 28/09/2026
By the way, re: this entire thread and the pathology it references, everyone should read @carterlavin.bsky.social's book: "If you want to win, you have to fight." It's about transportation advocacy but it's also about [waves hands] all of this.
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Få If You Want to Win, You've Got to Fight af Carter Lavin som Paperback bog på engelsk
Få If You Want to Win, You've Got to Fight af Carter Lavin som bog på engelsk - 9781642833737 - Bøger rummer alle sider af livet. Læs Lyt Lev blandt millioner af bøger på Saxo.com.
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i hate that she even had to make this statement. folks are so used to seeing celebrities' faces pulled back to their spines that they forget what someone closer to 70 can actually look like. was she supposed to stay frozen in time? damn.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 28/09/2026
It's not a conscious thing. Men don't think they see women as inferior, or believe that they take women less seriously. But women are "different", you know? Men are a certain way, women are a certain way. Women are just wired differently, like, biologically. They have a different "purpose".
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Jocibet @jocibet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In jr. high, it was a girl named Melanie, but we called her Mel Her tail went down to the middle of her back and it was usually braided She was very peripheral to my friend group but I remember her vividly
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Cabin American @aaushole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was looking for a new cattle dog. She interviewed me.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i wonder how many people realize this is a real problem or just assume the party in power just always uses government money for campaign ads
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Jocibet @jocibet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
GREAT BRITISH BAKING SHOW WITH NIGELLA LAWSON EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UWUWUWUW BONK BONK BONK
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Daniel Bryan's Iconic Yes! Chant
Alt: Daniel Bryan's Iconic Yes! Chant
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Stephen Kinsella @stephenstroud.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When did we lose sight of the fact that when confronted with people who "create wealth" the proper response is to get them to share some of that wealth via the tax system? We can't keep relying on a mix of trickle-down and philanthropy.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"rapidly medicalised layabouts" If you want to know what the current push to delegitimise ADHD and autism diagnoses is about, it's coming from shitheads like this.
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
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Jocibet @jocibet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So it’s that time of year where Pacific Northwest #bipolars start getting seasonally affected and like everyone else who lives to these rhythms I’m moving into the melancholy slow down and I’m obsessively listening to Noah Kahan’s Growing Sideways Everyone I show it to says it’s super sad but
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Growing Sideways
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 25/09/2026
Work every answer around to somehow insulting James Carville.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 24/09/2026
"And now, with an important Baby Safety Month message, Armadillo Baby."
An armadillo with the head of a baby frolicking in the grass. The text reads: Armadillo baby says!... Babies don't come with armor! You need to keep them safe! Subscribe for recall emails on CPSC.gov. Check SaferProducts.gov before buying baby products.
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Joe Tambien @joetambien.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People are beginning to yearn, in an unprecedented way, for human, face-to-face community, warmth and collegiality. The real growth industry, in the face of AI, will be facilitating those communities.
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A program where you get an extra five days a year off from work no questions asked to pursue some hobby but you’re exhaustively banned from going online at any point on those days
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Department of Getting Out of the Fucking House
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“The customer is always wrong, now” is a great way to capture how specialize finance has ruined everything from our favorite store to your political process. Margins are now the only customer. The only voter. We have but one real way to exert power over any of it anymore.
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I told yall that his favorite president is Andrew Jackson. Jackson famously defied the Supreme Court with his apocryphal quote: "[Supreme Court Justice] John Marshall has made his decision. Now let him enforce it." Same spirit bsky.app/profile/dyts...
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