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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 30/09/2026

acab includes fraternities

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

at least we made it to friday

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Now in Gunmetal Grey!

A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Finally.

An ad for an "Everything Bagel Latte" "only at Ziggi's coffee"

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Use Your Illusion I by Guns n Roses

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Of all the legendary insults that pop up in my head from time to time I don’t think there’s anything better than whoever described Steve Bannon as looking like “the coroner of Margaritaville”

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

It's been a long time since anyone felt like wanging chung and the president needs to answer for that

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

mandatory reading

"SAM NEILL
- If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it?
- It's got to be big! No slipping something into someone's drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast..."

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

That David Beckham is in like 5 of the ads makes me think the men's world cup is the only time he gets any work

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

In America, John Stones would be called Jack Balls

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I can't wait until the year 2196 freedom 420 baby

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

The world cup has made me believe that, at 41, my back does not have to feel like this

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

End of regulation, now they have to play with their arms tucked inside their jerseys

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Just made myself really mad thinking about Joe Buck commentating the Cabo Verde- Argentina game

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

If a game is still tied after 90 mins they should release several dogs onto the field

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Removing my 23 year old "Freedom Fries" sign now that France has finally launched an offensive attack on Iraq.

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Starting a Tartan Army Army that follows the Tartan Army around

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Every 10 mins they should add another ball #fifaworldcup

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Accidentally said the home depot slogan in Lowes and now they're chasing me with hammers

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Mediapolitic @mediapolitic.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

You guys, the White House accidentally ordered 10x the amount of Porta-Potties that they needed. The lawn is just acres of Porta-Potties. It’s all fenced off and you can’t see, but I took this photo through a hole in the fence netting.

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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Stephen King's editor:

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Dreamt Taylor Hanson wanted to date me 💅

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Putting my bar tab on my Healthcare FSA card

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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

15 years ago today, Kate and William killed Osama Bin Laden at their wedding.

cover page of The Telegraph's May 4-10 edition creatures a large photo of Kate and William kissing at their wedding atop a large headline that says: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Smaller text above the photo of the couple says: “A day filled with romance, pageantry, and playfulness”

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Quakertown is a very politically mixed town in the swingiest county in a swing state. While it's not Trump country, it does have a sizeable conservative population that tends to be very racist and pro-cop.

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Can't be a loser if no one is keeping score

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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Reminder, here is how Skeleton is scored: - the bones are their money - so are the worms - the bones equal dollars - they will pull your hair up but not out - all they want is another chance at life

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Watching a movie with my 6 yo and apropos of absolutely nothing he says, "We should've named [his sister] cream of wheat"

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

This Venezuela business is bringing back fond memories of the Iraq war, like when my brother called me from Iraq to bitch me out about my letting canvassers put a Kerry sign in our front yard.

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

The cousins-in-law who are zionists are also believers of "Um Actually Illegally Capturing the President of Venezuela and Taking Over the Country and Their Oil is Good Actually"... who could've predicted

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

We had a good run

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil, Charlie Brown!

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 27/10/2025

You Will Live To See Man-made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension, Charlie Brown

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

The great thing about this jacket is, once it's empty you can pee in it and it's technically not public urination

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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Ladies and gentlemen we got him

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