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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 30/09/2026

acab includes fraternities

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

at least we made it to friday

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It is objectively an unremarkable song. I heard it a few times by chance on the radio and cannot for the life of me remember even the melody.

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This is how I learned my weekend plans are ruined

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Now in Gunmetal Grey!

A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

At least one should be a golden retriever

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Finally.

An ad for an "Everything Bagel Latte" "only at Ziggi's coffee"

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Couldn't place why Cofnas looked familiar to me and then realized he's Randall from Recess

Randall from the cartoon Recess. Image is a white child with short reddish brown bumpy (presumably curly) hair. He is wearing a blue t shirt with green pants and rubbing his hands together. His expression is that of Jack Nicholson in Anger Management nodding and going "Yes"

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The very last cart has an open seat

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Use Your Illusion I by Guns n Roses

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Exempting my kids from indoor plumbing

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Of all the legendary insults that pop up in my head from time to time I don’t think there’s anything better than whoever described Steve Bannon as looking like “the coroner of Margaritaville”

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

It's been a long time since anyone felt like wanging chung and the president needs to answer for that

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Driving home the other day there was a guy behind me who honked as soon as the light turned green. We were at least 7 cars from the light, and he did this at every light.

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

mandatory reading

"SAM NEILL
- If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it?
- It's got to be big! No slipping something into someone's drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast..."

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

That David Beckham is in like 5 of the ads makes me think the men's world cup is the only time he gets any work

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

We've gotten, "What is the name is every bone? What happens if I lose an eye?"

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

In America, John Stones would be called Jack Balls

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

This is how I remember Tommyknockers

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I can't wait until the year 2196 freedom 420 baby

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

The world cup has made me believe that, at 41, my back does not have to feel like this

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

End of regulation, now they have to play with their arms tucked inside their jerseys

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Just made myself really mad thinking about Joe Buck commentating the Cabo Verde- Argentina game

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

If a game is still tied after 90 mins they should release several dogs onto the field

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Removing my 23 year old "Freedom Fries" sign now that France has finally launched an offensive attack on Iraq.

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Starting a Tartan Army Army that follows the Tartan Army around

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Every 10 mins they should add another ball #fifaworldcup

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Joaquin Phonics @joaquinphonics.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Accidentally said the home depot slogan in Lowes and now they're chasing me with hammers

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Mediapolitic @mediapolitic.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

You guys, the White House accidentally ordered 10x the amount of Porta-Potties that they needed. The lawn is just acres of Porta-Potties. It’s all fenced off and you can’t see, but I took this photo through a hole in the fence netting.