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Deadly Hunkerbunker

@joaquindead.bsky.social
1.3K followers 2.4K following 7.3K posts

Word nerd and teacher of hooligans. Atheist, antifa, sober, semi-spectrumy. Leftist liberal; not in your club. DMs only with those I know IRL. ACAB means Assholes Catch A Block. Post AI, you’re gone. Mayonnaise is worse than murder.

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 2h
Just a dainty little skip would clear the bar
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Michael Van Vleet (he/him) @signalstation.bsky.social · 3h
It's Haunt-along season and I'm going to make a case for diversifying your horror diet by talking about SANTET, the first film I ever watched featuring Indonesia's Queen of Horror, Suzzanna. It's got an alligator witch, black magic...a groin-detonating frog... good stuff! Let's dig in!
A poster for SANTET: Ilmu Pelebur Nyawa

The film's star, Suzzanna, stands with her arms raised, small burning pots of flame in her hand. The background has some lightning bolts layered in. 

The logo, SANTET, uses a font that makes the word appear to be written in flame.
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 4h
And the sign said the words of the prophets are wrSWITCH NOW TO GEICO AND YOU COULD SAVE A BUNDLE
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 4h
Newsom is the West Coast Clinton: 0% fascist, 100% opportunist. Not invested in destroying you, also doesn’t give a tuppenny fuck about you.
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 4h
My cat acts like she has this kind of ass but she doesn’t, there’s nothing there
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 15h
gavin newsom you will never be president because your vibes are “stinky”
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 16h
"The smell of corpses piling up was like an abattoir at noon in summer." A bit unconventional for a love song, but I'm weird and I like it. Seems a good fit for the season. Dang, I was skinny eleven years ago; not no more.
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Necromancing
YouTube video by Yosha Taylor-Bourgea
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20h
My man looks like he fronts a Counting Crows cover band called A Bong December
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 23h
Y’all, look at this absolute *unit* of a sycamore tree I found in the Pennsylvania woods. This giant was an absolute specimen. Over 200 years old. A trunk that dwarfed little ol’ six-foot me. I named it ‘Tree Rex.’ That’s an elder, man. An ancient. I do love me an old tree.
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socalbookish.bsky.social @socalbookish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This👇👇👇👇👇👇
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s it, men are fucking canceled
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No no no, you’re thinking of Footloose, dude
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think it’s ridiculous that the HOA is insisting I take down the giant skeleton I put up in my front yard just because it “came from a bull elk” and “still has meat on it”
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every single thing this guy says makes me want to give him more power.
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wonder who’ll be sheeran the lineup with him.
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The masochistic Civil War re-enactors queued up for genital torture and then they were macin’ dicks in line
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Been a busy day for the switch
The Krusty doll with evil and good settings
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Eldritch Millennial @bmorebaker42.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This guy has paid a Dom to do just unnerving things to him.
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bguizzet.bsky.social @bguizzet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is the worst adaptation of glengarry glen ross i’ve ever seen
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Upper left: a picture of Wolverine
Upper right: the word "HAS"
Lower left: a picture of Adam Ant, then the letters "IUM", then...
Lower right: a picture of Santa Claus

Wolverine has adamantium claws.  That's the "joke"
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sergiu Ciochină (Moldavian/French, born 2001) "Sunlit Passage", 2024. Oil on Board, 35 × 50 cm. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wouldn't mind a second and longer and more thorough MeToo tbqh
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stop telling women what to do. Stop telling us to do all of the work. Stop acting like you know more about our struggle than we do. Stand up for your fellow human being without any reward because that’s what we’re supposed to do. Ffs.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I do this thing roughly four/five times a week where, when someone tells me a mundane intention like “I’m going to the bathroom” or “I was thinking of pasta for dinner”, I frown thoughtfully for a moment and then say “I’ll allow it”
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[Air Supply, narrating my day] I’m all out of spoons, I’m fuckin’ exhausted
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never been less comfortable in my fucking life
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Sasha Talebi @sashat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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alexjungle.bsky.social @alexjungle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BBC interview with kids in 1966 predicting the year 2000. Quite accurate is it? Also do you observe the fluency of the children? Nowdays they would speak with ah, oh, okay, whateva.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
I'm a COOK I'm a THIEF I'm his WIFE I'm her LOVER I'm a SINNER I'm a SAINT PROFITEROLES are GREAT
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know, if you *really* cared about the wellbeing of women in college, instead of carping about the statistically insignificant number of trans athletes in sports minding their own business, you’d be railing against these Cornell fraternity cretins who drugged and gang-raped a passed-out women:
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Exactly. As he becomes more deranged and politically weaker, he will become more desperate and more dangerous.
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am listening to Steely Dan on purpose bc I’m a 52-year-old white guy so it’s not like I really have a choice anymore
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy seventh birthday to this tweet.
Donald J. Trump O @realDonaldTrump

To show you how dishonest the LameStream Media is, I used the word Liddle', not Liddle, in discribing Corrupt Congressman Liddle' Adam Schiff. Low ratings @CNN purposely took the hyphen out and said I spelled the word little wrong. A small but never ending situation with CNN!

• 52.2K 4:02 AM - Sep 27, 2019
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Luna Mooncarrot is made for autumn.
Gray cat on beige chair with pillow shaped like a black cat’s head.Gray cat sneefing large vase of marigolds.Gray cat looking fine in the sunshine.
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yellow reflective sign with a sticker that says “NOPE”Yellow reflective sign with a sticker that says “people’s empty place”
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Like, not here to kinkshame but this is just appallingly sad.
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m fiddy two up in this piece #mahburfday
Fiddy two year olt man who is keeping it shady according to his shirt but may not actually be keeping it shady
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How… fucking… stupid…
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MD: it’s nothing WebMD: could be anything Dark WebMD: write your will
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I REALLY NEED YOU TONIGHT FOREVER’S GONNA START TONIGHT FOREVER’S GONNA START TONIGHT
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Dave Rudden @daveruddenwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My five year old has the soul of Orson Welles. We were outside school and he 'put a kiss in my pocket for later.' Extremely touched by this, I gave him two back. He dug out the second one, THEATRICALLY CRUSHED IT IN HIS FIST and said 'one is enough.'
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mr. Rogers, bottoming: Please, Sir, please be my neighbor, I’ll do anything
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