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Deadly Hunkerbunker

@joaquindead.bsky.social
1.3K followers 2.4K following 7.3K posts

Word nerd and teacher of hooligans. Atheist, antifa, sober, semi-spectrumy. Leftist liberal; not in your club. DMs only with those I know IRL. ACAB means Assholes Catch A Block. Post AI, you’re gone. Mayonnaise is worse than murder.

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Billy Bob @billybob5.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 18h
Loggins and Messina except instead of Jim Messina it’s Jello Biafra
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 18h
Roses are red
(Picture indicating) The world is flat
(Picture showing Bhad Bhaby, who is famous for saying) Cash me outside, howboudat
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 19h
New hip hop name just dropped
YOUNG
MANCHEGO
PASTEURIZED
Spain
Aged 3 months. This Manchego is mild and creamy unlike its older partners which are aged 6-12 months longer, producing a more salty and spicy taste.
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God @thegodshow.com · 12/10/2026
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
raze mar a lago to the ground and turn it into a tree sanctuary
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 12/10/2026
the older I get the fucker the no
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
relax, don't do it doin' stuff is stupid relax, don't do it sit upon your bum
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He even asked nicely and you STILL DIDN’T CLAP
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Pike optional but preferred
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
happy Columbo day to all who celebrate
Peter falk is…

Columbo
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Screenshot of Janet from The Good Place saying: “Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.”
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If we could somehow combine mandatory cannabis with an effective ban on alcohol and motor vehicles, I would probably be on board
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Good morning, California commuters!
Arco gas station sign showing prices ranging from $6.39 cash for regular unleaded to $7.09 debit/credit for unleaded premium.Gas pump showing the purchase of 11.232 gallons of regular unleaded gas for $74.12.
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 11/10/2026
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Brymo @brymo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dew Drops on Calla Lily Leaf Sebastopol, Ca #art #photography #nature
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 11/10/2026
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don’t know why this show works so well, because on paper it sounds dumb and maybe it is dumb, but it is extremely enjoyable. I suspect at least 75% of why it works is Alan Ritchson Vibes.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 11/10/2026
LOL Ukraine hit a Russian data center and Russian bot activity immediately dropped to practically zero. Elon is mad hahahahahaha
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Student's Quickwrite: there should be a memorial for those who died in gaza. isreal is killing innocent people i think that wrong. Me: cool SQ: isreal is getting suport of amrica because ww 2 a lot of jews died. im not saying its good but it is gay that nobody will do any thing about it. Me: jfc
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ma’am? Ma’am! I need you to take a breath that’s true for me, okay? Officers are on their way. I’m going to hold a hand inside you until they arrive.
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hot MILFs in your area want to depend upon a red wheelbarrow glazed with rainwater beside the white chickens
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The people who beat themselves up for their failure as human beings and the people who need to beat themselves up for their failure as human beings are two entirely separate circles.
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
New aura tier unlocked
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Now that Roy Batty’s gone, we’re fuckin’ cooked
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is correct.
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
soooo many beautiful leaves outside. They aren't gonna rake themselves. And neither am I.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A haunted house where you keep running into people explaining the rules of board games to you
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
tag ur it
Black cat on a sunlit bed, reaching toward the camera with a paw with a claw
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The New Tuskegee. White sociopaths using brown people for medical experiments without their consent. In 2026. I want some Code of Hammurabi shit going down. Let’s find out what a bleach injection does to RFK Jr. while his hand’s in a blender.
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Adam Becker @adambecker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's important to remember that the AI doom scenario assumes not only that intelligence is a single well-defined thing, but also that intelligence solves literally every single problem, and that in every conflict overwhelming intelligence always wins. This is just not how anything works.
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
MY9ALBUMS
CAT STEVENS: Teaser and the Firecat
The SUNDAYS: Blind
PAUL SIMON: The Rhythm of the Saints
SUZANNE VEGA: Solitude Standing
TOM WAITS: Swordfishtrombones
SPLASHDOWN: Blueshift
XTC: Apple Venus, Volume 1
CATCHERS: Mute
THE BREEDERS:,Last Splash
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah yeah yeah but did you see that zinger he gave Trump on social media that one time?
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ceej @ceej.online · 11/10/2026
I died in the shipwreck of a whaling vessel in 1798, but a few days later, clinging to an old rum barrel. Now I can only haunt this one specific patch of desolate ocean. I thought I saw a cruise liner once, in the distance. Had a scare ready to go and everything. Not much going on outside of that
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The vessel with the pestle has the pellet that is poison, but the flagon with the dragon has the brew that is true ❤️
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Magritte’s painting of a pipe that usually says “Ceci n’est pas un pipe” (This is not a pipe) but now it says “Bitch I might be”
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
BUNN-HART HORSE ART
Photo of a gravestone that reads:
“CHENOWETH BUNN-HART
MCCLANAHAN'S CO
VA HORSE ART
CSA
APR 28 1839
SEP 3 1911”
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Illustration of a crow with the words: “I am a goddamned delight”
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fortunatoooooooo In the WALL ‘Montillado? Not at all “For the love of God!” he calls
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
10/10 No notes
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You’re telling me these red dead are redeemable?
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Either that or “Dead God?”
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I propose combining the equivalent expressions “On God?” and “Dead ass?” into “On ass?”
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ve seen it, it’s a white screen, don’t buy the hype
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*Team Rage
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The bats are in the belfry, The dew is on the moor. Where are the arms that held me And pledged to love before?
Illustration of bats in a belfry labeled “British bats at home”
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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Now he SEEEEEEEEEEEEMS APPALLING
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