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J.M. Lane

@jmlane.bsky.social
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Software developer, game enthusiast. continuous learner. Atlantic Canadian. He/They.

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Sean Molloy @seanvmolloy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do I care about the Cubs? No. Do I need the Cubs to win so Gausy can get the ring he deserved to win last year? More than quite literally most things in the world
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J.M. Lane @jmlane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
> W: Bassitt 🙂 > L: Scherzer ☹️ That's not how this is supposed to go... Much like most of this season.
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
See ya!
4 panel comic. 
Panel 01: Brown bunny in a pink car in traffic. They say ‘going’
Panel 02: They are now skateboarding through a park with a mountain in the background. They say ‘to’
Panel 03: They are arriving in their little home on a bicycle. They say ‘my’
Panel 04: Now they are inside behind a pink table with a grey old school looking PC on it. They say ‘computer’
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Ed @ed3d.net · 03/09/2026
the fun thing is that this sort of quote says that @1password.bsky.social can't just backtrack on this to get my business back, but I need to see some rolling heads, 'cause this guy sounds like he knows who the people who are pro-ethnic-cleansing are
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Sam Hulick @samhulick.com · 28/08/2026
A taste of things to come! Uncharted Worlds - Extended Version, coming soon to all music platforms.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/08/2026
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
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Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
LOS ANGELES - Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the m...
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Parti Québecois, a party whose hold raison-d'être is separatism, recently said they were putting all separation talk on the backburner for the remainder of Trump's term. Do you know how insane that is? Trump healed 200 years of Franco-Anglo tensions purely by being a giant asshole.
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J.M. Lane @jmlane.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Some things aren't worth giving up.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Tom Freeman @tomfreeman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
They still haven't solved the hallucination problem, then
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J.M. Lane @jmlane.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Visiting Toronto in August, which has become a nearly yearly tradition.
Close-up of skyscrapers in the downtown Toronto core. Larger letters on the top of a building are masked so that only the first two are visible, spelling "Hi"
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J.M. Lane @jmlane.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is where I posted from...
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Illusive Man The Illusive Man
Alt: The Illusive Man from Mass Effect in his office looking out at a dying star.
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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This isn't the first time the USA has placed 50% tariffs on Canada. In 1890, the USA's Tariff Act was touted as a way to build up American industry, but the true goal was forcing the annexation of Canada. It backfired and made Canada stronger. This is the story. 📸 LoC 🧵1/10
Political cartoon criticizing the Republican platform for favoring untaxed whiskey (jug labeled "Untaxed Whiskey 20¢ Gal.") while presenting war‑taxed common cloth with an 89% tariff, highlighting perceived hypocrisy.
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Rise Up (From the Grave) Comus @riseupcomus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Perennial reminder that the big corporation does not care about you and there are better alternatives.
Chick tract saying that D&D is Mid
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FogTownBoy @fogtownboy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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J.M. Lane @jmlane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Where I grew up, directions were commonly given relative to local, often defunct, landmarks, and travel time. This sounded like "10 minutes past the old K-Mart, right next to Myron's." IYKYK.
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J.M. Lane @jmlane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
JK was my first true Star Wars obsession (and introduction to programming).
Kyle Katarn from Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight, holding a yellow lightsaber.
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Spooky JC in Rothesay 🌲 🇨🇦 @jc-in-rothesay.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm going to start an e petition to the Government of Canada to outright ban gambling apps and casinos from advertising on all platforms. Reaching out to my MP (Wayne Long) to see if he will authorize and deliver it; but if anyone knows their MP would be interested please let me know.
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J.M. Lane @jmlane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
An adult man supports an elderly man who is using a walker. The elder says: "Back in my day we listened to music on CDs." The younger man asks: "What are CDs, grandpa?" The reply: "CDs nuts."
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BattleTech @battletech.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Catalyst Game Labs has partnered with Humble Bundle to bring you The BattleTech RPG Collection! Charity proceeds are going to Gamers Outreach to help hospitalized families through our shared love of gaming! bit.ly/BattleTech-TT... #HumbleBundle #TTRPG #wargame #GamersOutreach
Grow your BattleTech collection while helping out Gamers Outreach with a new Humble Bundle!
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J.M. Lane @jmlane.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Back To The Future: Flux Capacitor
ALT: Back To The Future: Flux Capacitor
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing
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Micah @rincewind.run · 12/06/2026
a little on the nose for capitalism that the world’s first trillionaire is a nazi conman
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〽️ɪɢᴜᴇʟ 🔜 GodotFest @bitbra.in · 27/05/2026
Too many people still confuse Software Engineering with writing code. Code is the artifact. Software Engineering is understanding the problem, making tradeoffs, designing the system, reducing complexity, and deciding what shouldn't be built. No amount of 'vibe coding' can help you with this.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 18/05/2026
ME: What's the bear trap for? JIGSAW: For the love of... As I just said, if the bear trap is triggered this vial of acid will- ME: What's the barbed wire do? JIGSAW: I'm getting to that! If the acid is- ME (scrolling on phone): This is complicated. Let's just started playing and I'll figure it out.
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
OSHA inspector with a clipboard with text reading: "Did you just click a Not Safe For Work post?"

"I'm gonna have to write you up for that."
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J.M. Lane @jmlane.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Feels like some Boomers fabricated this (or Fox did to pander to their audience's biases)
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Rob Hoadley @robhoadley.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Fredericton probably just needs to understand it’s more important for a dozen people who live outside the city to be able to trot their horses around an abandoned harness racing track than it is for 600 kids to have a new school. That’s an important life lesson about this city for those kids.
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Andrew Kinsey @andrewkinsey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
We seriously should treat sports betting ads like cigarette ads: ban them.
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New Brunswick Needs Trains @nbneedstrains.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Can’t think of a better “nation-building project” to come from a “sovereign wealth fund” than #HighSpeedRail personally…. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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Carney announces creation of Canada's first sovereign wealth fund | CBC News
Prime Minister Mark Carney has unveiled his plan to create Canada's first sovereign wealth fund.
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john vining @johnvining.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The Matrix was right: the future *is* really full of screens streaming terminal text no one is reading
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Low Poly Depression @vohyak.com · 22/04/2026
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J.M. Lane @jmlane.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
GitHub copilot is now objectively worse. But go on, tell me how this isn't a bubble.
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Anne Helen Petersen @annehelen.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
bless Scaachi embedded.substack.com/p/my-interne...
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J.M. Lane @jmlane.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Inherited maintenance of some serious legacy code that's going to remain business critical for at least a few years. Biggest issue is the development environment. Compile times are 4-6 *hours!*
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J.M. Lane @jmlane.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Ha. Sadly true. I imagine the irony of this is lost on the Discord management.
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J.M. Lane @jmlane.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I just turned 39 and all of a sudden the back pain memes landed (I was moving furniture, RIP my back.)
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omishi @omishi.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
a screenshot of "unbeatable" with a bunch of kids next to an arcade, with one named "crying gamer" saying "doing shit like that is why people think gamers are weird violent losers!"
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do
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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Coffee has water in it. Follow me for more health and wellness tips.
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I am begging my fellow Canadians to take a break for a second from obsessing about American corruption to focus on our home grown versions. Ford is a corrupt crony goon who has done countless shady backroom deals. He wants to remove one of our most powerful tools to hold him accountable. Fuck that!
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Ontario to introduce bill exempting Premier, cabinet from FOI requests
Government’s proposed changes follow its loss of court battle over call logs for Ford’s personal cellphone
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J.M. Lane @jmlane.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Me playing DOTA 2
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Matt Duss @mattduss.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
One of the lessons of the Iran war is that it was a huge mistake not to even try to put any of the Iraq war architects in prison. We shouldn’t make it again.
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bryson @brysonm.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
holy shit
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Government of New Brunswick @govnb.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Hazard Watch Situational information and resources for hazardous events in New Brunswick. www.gnb.ca/en/topic/laws-safety/eme…
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
to be fair llms are great if an llm is on average more capable than you
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Bloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 05/02/2026
New Brunswick, an east coast Canadian province of about 900,000 people, will no longer use billionaire Elon Musk’s social media platform X for routine government communications, its leader announced
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Canadian Province New Brunswick to Quit Using Elon Musk’s X
New Brunswick, an east coast Canadian province of about 900,000 people, will no longer use billionaire Elon Musk’s social media platform X for routine government communications, its leader announced Thursday.
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