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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the choosin' texas song sucks in an uninteresting way. it's not like taylor swift where i can be like 'ok this isn't my thing but i can still tell it's done very well'. no it's just boring and bad. that's my contribution to the discourse.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Conservative scholarship be like:
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Since we're all rightfully shitting on Ed Sheeran, don't forget this gem
'Excuse me, can I have another glass of wine'
'I'm Ed Sheeran'
'Ok Ed get me another glass'
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Ed Sheeran gets mistaken for a waiter by Amy Lee at the #Grammys
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you think about it Manti Te’o getting catfished in 2012 is like those videos of guys getting juked out of their shoes by Bob Cousy slightly changing direction. You couldn’t even put him on the court in today’s fake internet girlfriend league
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“Former NBA Super Star”
Inglorious bastards three fingers meme
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The Origin of Creed:
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Aaron Rodgers when the Steelers hit the Eagles-Broncos-Texans stretch of their schedule:
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been thinking things over and wonder if i've taken this whole longevity thing too
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
that we made no effort whatsoever to dismantle the post 9/11 security monarchy and in fact keep burnishing it and handing it to increasingly braindead assholes, to the point where a jibbering moron can take us into a land war in iran for no reason other than he wants to look tough, well. disgusting
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 21/07/2026
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Twin Peaks: It Is Happening, Again
ALT: Twin Peaks: It Is Happening, Again
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If Trump isn't in prison by 2030, America is done for as a country and 100% deserves that fate. Lock him up.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
the fact that our elites cannot, ever, just call a thing what it is will be the death of this society. he was a vicious, antisocial scumbag. his crimes are literally legion. if the opposition can't vocalize that what good are they? and werent they trying to jail this loser? grow a pair
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Racism aside, there is nothing that the Chinese Communist Party wants more than for America to continue to be run by stupid hicks like this woman whose careers are dedicated to flushing every competitive advantage we have down the toilet.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Does anyone speak Serbo-Croat?
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The most important divide in the Democratic Party today is between those who think Trump is a temporary aberration within the GOP and those who understand that Trump is the best version of what the GOP will be for the rest of our lives and into the foreseeable future.
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
One of the bleakest things about American politics is that we're reflexively anti expert on issues that truly have right and wrong answers, but are slavishly obsequious to experts in "the law and the constitution" despite that field being completely made up and fake.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
the fundamental double standard in American politics is that any given Democrat is supposed to have an opinion on Darializa Chevalier but no Republican will ever be pressed on Randy Fine, Brandon Gill, or Andy Ogles
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I’m just glad Rudy Giuliani isn’t alive to see his beloved New York City embrace communism, it would break his heart
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
one of the oldest running dialogues in history is "war is a massively complicated political, bureaucratic, and logistical endeavor" vs. "fuck you pussy, war is when you're a fucking badass, oh shit I lost"
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Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Mike Bloomberg incensed that his 75 year Lou Gehrig streak of not touching or being touched by a person of color streak has ended
Jose Alvarado and Mike Bloomberg during the NBA finals after Alvarado flew into him
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I don't think it's hyperbolic to say that if dozens of people don't spend the rest of their lives in jail for their actions during Trump's presidency, we should expect that the exact same thing will happen sometime in the 2030s.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Not a huge fan of sharing screenshots from X but I had to check that this was real. This is absolutely the funniest shit I’ve read in a long time. Imagine having this little respect for yourself.
Tyler Austin Harper: In which I make the case that Miller Lite is the anecdote to the decadence of a professional class that constantly chases novel gustatory experiences and has come to confuse this empty, hedonistic quest with being cultured.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 16/05/2026
Getting closer
Conner O’Malley tweet:

I'm 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom.
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Mamdani is a good politician because he understands how well beating up on rich assholes plays with the Democratic base.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This is actually the perfect distillation of the right wing worldview. A predatory industry treats consumers unfairly so it must be immigrants' fault.
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
it’s so bizarre how Trump is so focused on LARPing as a dictator but is too lazy/incompetent to actually entrench himself in power
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
(getting dressed up in a tuxedo to go see an 80-year old racist insult comic who is also a serial sex offender and also responsible for the deaths of innocents across the globe) I'm a journamalist!
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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
That whole sequence and move smells like Flexall 454 and Ace bandages.
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Flying Mezerkis @bananapantz.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
And again … Begging @nytimes.com not to be the worst parody of itself every day
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Alex Shephard @alexshephard.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
sending the guy who very publicly tried to distance himself from the war without doing anything to try to stop it on a futile mission to negotiate peace while you go to a UFC fight… pretty good bit unfortunately
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 10/04/2026
Joe Rogan spent the entire election cycle campaigning for the far-right candidate, now he says he wants a "logical centrist government". Bro, Kamala Harris WAS the centrist, which you would have seen if you weren't a racist piece of shit who went out of your way to ratfuck her comms team.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I also did this
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
if Trump nukes Iran it will be because no one powerful in america has ever been seriously punished for anything
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JMC @jmc1.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Wait is Fetterman running for President as a Republican? It would explain so much of his bullshit and I've seen crazier things hapoen
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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I should point out that he hit one homer off a lefty in all of 2025.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Duke won’t solve this until one of their own throws Stephen Miller into an active volcano
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The Onion:

Bush Regales Dinner Guests With Impromptu Oratory On Virgil's Minor Works

https://theonion.com/bush-regales-dinner-guests-with-impromptu-oratory-on-vi-1819567929/
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JMC @jmc1.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
theonion.com/cyclist-frie...
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Cyclist Friend Explains Necessity Of $35 Socks
MONESSEN, PA—Recreational cyclist Ethan Coseglia, 38, thoroughly explained the benefits of wearing $35 bike-riding socks to his friend Kevin Washburn Friday, saying that his specially designed socks a...
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 23/03/2026
Gonna use this one a lot
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Political reporters are both terrified of losing access and have internalized the norm that objectivity means sane-washing Trump. I don't think most of them even realize what they're doing.
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
putting ice in a confined space with cameras everywhere and a bunch of pissed off air travelers is an awesome idea let’s do it
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I've said it before and I'll say it again: this tech breaking through at the same time as Trump II reorganizing all of American culture around the repugnant vices of him and his cronies is an inseparable factor in the backlash to it
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I am all for America's business travelers getting to meet ICE agents in person. That'll be an education.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
There's a hauntingly beautiful irony in these morons thinking that carefully crafted American hegemony was actually weak and woke, and they would be the ones who would do Power and Dominance properly, and immediately bringing everything crashing down
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JMC @jmc1.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Why'd pop music peak somewhere around 1983 and never reach those heights again? Could this be another data point I can somehow manipulate into my "Reagan Ruined The World" dissertation?
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”
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Chris Mueller @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I think the Steelers have, in a vacuum, made two good moves so far. That said, the knowledge that Rodgers is likely to come back does blunt some of my enthusiasm. Different musicians, same conductor. His presence puts a pretty clear ceiling on what they're capable of.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
the dumbest form of politics is yelling at voters after you lose. if you lose it is *always* your fault. every confounding factor in the universe is your job to overcome. if you take a position that is unpopular and don't adjust to learning that, you are bad at running for office.
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