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Jesse Kriss

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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 8h
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Deb Chachra @debcha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Second-screening the Katmai Falls bearcam today reminds me: Q: How do you weigh bears for Fat Bear Week? A:. By using LIDAR — laser-scanning bears to quantify the chonk volumetrically, and then using estimates of ursine density to convert it to approximate mass. www.geoweeknews.com/articles/sup...
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Supporting Fat Bear Week With Laser Scanning | Geo Week News
“Fat Bear Week celebrates fatness. That’s what you want to do before you go into your den.” Each year as summer begins to fade and wildlife
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Grace @gracekind.net · 25/09/2026
This is complete vibecoded slop, I’m sorry
DNA sequence
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 25/09/2026
Alternatively, open source maintainers looking to earn a living from maintaining their open source projects are welcome to respond "fuck you, pay me" and produce security attestations—without threat of suddenly their project is a formal product subject to all manner of regulation.
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 25/09/2026
The appropriate and legally supported response to requests on open source maintainers to attest to the security of their projects and fill out lengthy forms about their cybersecurity stance is Fuck off.
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 25/09/2026
Open source maintainers are starting to get all manner of communiques from the compliance & legal departments of huge corporations using vaguely threatening and legal-sounding language and demanding the maintainer fill out forms and reports and attest to the security of their project "because CRA".
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What's hard about public policy is weighing the trade offs. For example, something sucks really bad and everyone hates it, but on the other hand several evil trillionaires think it's good. What are you supposed to do in that situation
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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 25/09/2026
Oof.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
get their ass
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/09/2026
Look goddamnit It's entirely possible To eat a plum And not make a poem about it The one I just ate Wasn't even in the Goddamn refrigerator Or anything Sometimes a plum Is just a plum You can just eat it And go on with your life WHAT Why are you looking at me What'd I do now (looks) oh GODDAMNIT
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Maggie Vail @magicbeans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you don't already have your ticket for tonight's show, Boston let me sweeten the pot for you...
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Chris Ashworth @chris.ashworth.io · 22/09/2026
We have reached the point in software capitalism where @qlab.app is now getting support requests from people who assume they need to "renew" every year and are wondering if they need to pay us again for the program they bought last year. (They do not.)
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Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They finally fucking did it, what a show of solidarity
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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 20/09/2026
Starting a bakery called Hoisted By My Own Betard
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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 20/09/2026
Saw Cut Chemist last night at The Independent. Can confirm that he remains one of the best to ever do it. Unreal technique and musicality.
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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 19/09/2026
Feeling a big split between "Do the existing job but worse+faster" (yours or somebody else's) and "Oh huh this makes totally new approaches possible"
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 18/09/2026
Hell yeah bluebearmusic.org/haight-ashbu...
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Blue Bear and KEXP at Haight & Ashbury! - Blue Bear School of Music
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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 17/09/2026
Hello, friends! I'm launching a new project: secret.systems I want to share my photography in a way that feels direct, personal, and real. That seems impossible with social feeds and algorithms and the often-gross web e-commerce tools, and I don't want it all getting scraped for the next AI model.
secret.systems
Secret Systems
Art print drops via text
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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 17/09/2026
For the west coasters who are already bored at work...
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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 17/09/2026
The Weird Aye Eye / Weird Ahl confusion gets worse every day
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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 17/09/2026
Hello, friends! I'm launching a new project: secret.systems I want to share my photography in a way that feels direct, personal, and real. That seems impossible with social feeds and algorithms and the often-gross web e-commerce tools, and I don't want it all getting scraped for the next AI model.
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Secret Systems
Art print drops via text
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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
we were somewhere around io when the drugs began to take hold
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Albumism @albumism.com · 17/09/2026
DJ Shadow released his debut album ‘Endtroducing.....’ 30 years ago on September 16, 1996 album.ink/DJShadowEnd96
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Celebrating 30 Years of DJ Shadow’s Debut Album ‘Endtroducing.....’ (1996)
DJ Shadow’s debut album ‘Endtroducing…..’ was originally released in the UK on September 16, 1996 and in the US November 19, 1996.
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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 16/09/2026
This is *so* *deeply* weird. It's Douglas Adams plus...something weirder and darker.
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m deeply, ironically delighted that the stretch of 62 adopted by the libertarian party of Minnesota is absolutely covered in trash
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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 16/09/2026
Goddamn that's good
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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 16/09/2026
When you're surprised how little sugar is in your drink: Omg 0mg
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 16/09/2026
Guac is extra but HUAC is free
wired.com
Chipotle Is Working With Palantir to Track Food Safety Risks
The burrito chain has enlisted Palantir for a platform that monitors pest incidents, employee illnesses, and other factors. The partnership comes after a nightmare summer for food safety across the US...
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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 16/09/2026
I sorta wish I were better at sleeping later but some of my clearest thinking happens pretty consistently between 5:30am and 6:30am, even more so on non-work days.
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Today's Timeline, a circle with wedges labeled Butler, Dick, Verhoeven, Adams, Vonnegut, Iannucci. The arrow is pointing to Verhoeven,
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In honor of Katie Dippold, Rupert and I might have to reprise our 2024 Halloween costume "The Babadook and a grown-up drinking wine"
salty chug dressed like the babadook.
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Maggie Vail @magicbeans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am telling you, if they are coming to your town and there are still tickets left, DO NOT MISS THEM RIGHT NOW.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
you can't tell me they didn't stuff one of those Tesla robots inside him
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Aaron Bady @zunguzungu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anyway, the apples are all on administrative leave for the next 6 months.
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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 14/09/2026
It's all connected in the worst ways
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Reporter: Is it true the president is working with Satan? Mike Johnson: Who? Reporter: The bad guy from The Bible Mike Johnson: Not ringing any bells
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Fred Scharmen @sevensixfive.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just not at the office please
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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 13/09/2026
This is a very good (and short) read on technology and fear.
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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Public Edemame
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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 12/09/2026
Make a band editable: Pavemint
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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Fluffy Bizkit
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Leo DiCaprio as an aging, tired Mario, whose broken mental health and mushroom dependence has resulted in him stepping in and out of pipes, unsure what is actively happening and what is a memory. Bowser (Robert Pattinson) has been dead for years. Peach (Anne Hathaway) is crying. Tom Holland is Toad
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Eric Harvey @ericdharvey.com · 10/09/2026
first as tragedy, then as farce,
10 minutes before, as email
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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 10/09/2026
"Oh no, don't close your eyeballs"
A paper bag with "PLEASE USE BOTH HANDLES" printed on the corner
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I got a job that I could actually not think about outside working hours and have just started doing the stuff I was saving for retirement the rest of the time
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