iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 10/09/2026

"Oh no, don't close your eyeballs"

A paper bag with "PLEASE USE BOTH HANDLES" printed on the corner

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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 09/09/2026

Yeah I'd say I had a pretty good weekend

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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 09/09/2026

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there

A black and white photo of a sign on a hiking trail. Both visible sides have a double-sided side to side arrow and an up/forward arrow.

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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 16/08/2026

Ok this is the weirdest job pitch I've gotten in quite a while (attn @lifewinning.com) "Problem: The small rocks of our streets and buildings were once big rocks."

Howdy, we're looking for a senior engineer to join us at Tex

My name is Fed, I'm one of the founders and CEO here at the company. Ten months ago we set out to build the heavy equipment market that the next century of mining and building the world will require.

Problem

The small rocks of our streets and buildings were once big rocks. Concrete and asphalt does not pour itself. Rare earth minerals do not magically bubble up to our surface (anymore) and data centers are not a naturally occurring phenomenon. Everything you interact with requires heavy equipment.

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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 26/07/2026

Big "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs" vibes

Giant sculpture of jacks (like the spiky things from the game) on the grass, but one is surrounded by orange cones

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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 25/07/2026

I like the Polaroid-style prints (which are also stickers)

A few Polaroid-style square photo prints on a desk

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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 20/07/2026

SFMOMA sculpture garden, looking up past the sculptures

A photo of a tall, deco-style skyscraper against a blue sky with clouds

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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 20/07/2026

Rebel Girl with special guests from Sleater-Kinney? Don't mind if I do.

A photo of a band up on a festival stage (Bikini Kill!) bathed in purple light with a large crowd in the foreground

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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 20/07/2026

@annaleen.bsky.social Spotted an Automatic Noodle sticker out in the wild at Mosswood Meltdown today

A motorized wheelchair in a grassy area with an Automatic Noodle sticker (neon style, robot hand holding some noodles with chopsticks) above a Protect San Francisco Values sticker.

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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 15/07/2026

What animal is this? Wrong answers only.

A close up of a small rough coat black and tan Brussels Griffon with her beard very much in the foreground. None of the rest of her body is visible except for a little bit of paw.

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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 14/07/2026

Me: Ok, halfway through the task. That's enough for today. <checks time tracker> Me: Well hot damn.

A screenshot from time tracking software showing:

Estimate: 2h 30m

Time Tracked: 01:14:28

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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 01/07/2026

Yes! Sometimes more Loraxy. Sometimes more muppety. Sometimes just forgets where paws go. I think somebody once described to her how dogs sit, but she didn't really get it.

A rough coat black and tan Brussels Griffon sitting on the top of a couch with her paws folded

A rough coat black and tan Brussels Griffon sitting on a couch like a muppet pretending to sit like a lazy human

A rough coat black and tan Brussels Griffon sitting on a window seat with her front paws spread out and her back paws in...confusing places.

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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 01/07/2026

I say that as someone who lives with this thing

A sleeping long haired black and tan Brussels Griffon, lying on her back with her back paws pointed up and her front paws flat against her torso. All facial features are obscured by fur.

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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 30/06/2026

Today in error messages

On Texas's Unemployment Tax Registration website:

System Unavailable

The system should be available soon. We apologize for any inconvenience and encourage you to try again later. Accessing the system earlier in the day reduces the likelihood of encountering this message.

The system is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later.

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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 20/06/2026

Check out this distinguished floof

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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 12/06/2026

My new jazz band, Dubious Scheduled Maintenance, has released its first single: Bad Gateway b/w A Timeout Occurred

A web page from the SFJAZZ website reading "We'll be right back" with a big "BAD GATEWAY" error message

A web page from the SFJAZZ website reading "We'll be right back" with a big "A TIMEOUT OCCURRED" error message

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Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 05/06/2026

This is what quote lookup has devolved into, with a nice subtle "I know where your IP address is" creepiness thrown in for fun. This is in an incognito window. Fuck off, Google.