Reposted by Jesse KrissTim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 3hThis is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 2975282024
Reposted by Jesse KrissRyan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 23hBREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight. 4951101417
Reposted by Jesse KrissDan Hon @danhon.com · 18hyou would not believe what a bunch of independently acting rogue humans did today when other humans weren't looking in contravention of some rules and behavioral guidelines and requirements set by other humans 2345
Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 30/09/2026I do love the idea of "Image may contain Mick Foley" as a content/ingredient warning. Processed in a facility that also processes Mick Foley. 020
Reposted by Jesse KrissDeb Chachra @debcha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Second-screening the Katmai Falls bearcam today reminds me: Q: How do you weigh bears for Fat Bear Week? A:. By using LIDAR — laser-scanning bears to quantify the chonk volumetrically, and then using estimates of ursine density to convert it to approximate mass. www.geoweeknews.com/articles/sup...geoweeknews.comSupporting Fat Bear Week With Laser Scanning | Geo Week News“Fat Bear Week celebrates fatness. That’s what you want to do before you go into your den.” Each year as summer begins to fade and wildlife 45517
Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 28/09/2026See, we have Tuesday morning pickup, and I spend most of Sunday thinking, "Well, the trash is obviously overfull, but I have to take it out tomorrow, so I might as well leave it." 010
Reposted by Jesse KrissGrace @gracekind.net · 25/09/2026This is complete vibecoded slop, I’m sorry 3958748
Reposted by Jesse KrissAki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 25/09/2026Alternatively, open source maintainers looking to earn a living from maintaining their open source projects are welcome to respond "fuck you, pay me" and produce security attestations—without threat of suddenly their project is a formal product subject to all manner of regulation. 151
Reposted by Jesse KrissAki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 25/09/2026The appropriate and legally supported response to requests on open source maintainers to attest to the security of their projects and fill out lengthy forms about their cybersecurity stance is Fuck off. 1132
Reposted by Jesse KrissAki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 25/09/2026Open source maintainers are starting to get all manner of communiques from the compliance & legal departments of huge corporations using vaguely threatening and legal-sounding language and demanding the maintainer fill out forms and reports and attest to the security of their project "because CRA". 4115
Reposted by Jesse KrissBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What's hard about public policy is weighing the trade offs. For example, something sucks really bad and everyone hates it, but on the other hand several evil trillionaires think it's good. What are you supposed to do in that situation 201836290
Reposted by Jesse Krissleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli 5356161274
Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 23/09/2026I just have it make Google Meet meetings since it's plugged into my work Google Calendar anyway, but they have their own video chat if you'd rather use that cal.com/features/cal... 011
Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 23/09/2026I've been quite happy with cal.com Free version can still do a lot, only have to connect what you need (e.g. Google Calendar for availability), lots of useful booking controls, no ads. 110
Reposted by Jesse KrissJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/09/2026Look goddamnit It's entirely possible To eat a plum And not make a poem about it The one I just ate Wasn't even in the Goddamn refrigerator Or anything Sometimes a plum Is just a plum You can just eat it And go on with your life WHAT Why are you looking at me What'd I do now (looks) oh GODDAMNIT 752145304
Reposted by Jesse KrissMaggie Vail @magicbeans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If you don't already have your ticket for tonight's show, Boston let me sweeten the pot for you... 1225
Reposted by Jesse KrissChris Ashworth @chris.ashworth.io · 22/09/2026We have reached the point in software capitalism where @qlab.app is now getting support requests from people who assume they need to "renew" every year and are wondering if they need to pay us again for the program they bought last year. (They do not.) 163
Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 22/09/2026This was my exact reaction after playing it in Rock Band on the Wii 010
Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 22/09/2026Yeah! But not just in the Lego sense. Building blocks, sure but also guardrails, agent skills, tools, validators, etc. And all of those can be specific to the organization. 010
Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 22/09/2026I think there's also a new job in here for the person/people who create the process and shared tooling for making these types of things in an organization. "End user programming" as a class is not new, but the ability to create custom end user programming environments/ecosystems cheaply sure is. 120
Reposted by Jesse KrissMel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026They finally fucking did it, what a show of solidarity 828146
Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 20/09/2026Saw Cut Chemist last night at The Independent. Can confirm that he remains one of the best to ever do it. Unreal technique and musicality. 040
Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 20/09/2026And the global Jewish population is still lower today than it was before the Holocaust. 012
Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 19/09/2026fn main() { println!("Rewriting things in Rust is always a good idea - send skeet"); } 020
Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 19/09/2026Feeling a big split between "Do the existing job but worse+faster" (yours or somebody else's) and "Oh huh this makes totally new approaches possible" 020
Reposted by Jesse KrissShana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good. 160185253416
Jesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 18/09/2026Hell yeah bluebearmusic.org/haight-ashbu...bluebearmusic.orgBlue Bear and KEXP at Haight & Ashbury! - Blue Bear School of Music 000
Reposted by Jesse KrissJesse Kriss @jklabs.net · 17/09/2026Hello, friends! I'm launching a new project: secret.systems I want to share my photography in a way that feels direct, personal, and real. That seems impossible with social feeds and algorithms and the often-gross web e-commerce tools, and I don't want it all getting scraped for the next AI model.secret.systemsSecret SystemsArt print drops via text 291
