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Aki the Conqueror 🦓

@akiro.se
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I flip bits. Mostly bees; 2024 CA state champion knitter; “occasionally impressive”; way too knowledgable about the EU CRA

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James Snell @jasnell.me · 26/09/2026
If you're going to NodeConf.eu, drop me a message so I can get you added to the signal group
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NodeConf EU 2026 | Bologna, Italy
NodeConf EU 2026 returns to Bologna with tickets, venue info, and conference links in one fast single-page experience.
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 26/09/2026
Oh my god you guys if you want to find ways to fund open source YOU HAVE TO FIND WAYS TO FUND OPEN SOURCE
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Kevin Riggle @kevinr.free-dissociation.com · 25/09/2026
Nobody wants to hear that this makes these systems fundamentally unsecureable, but they are.
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 25/09/2026
Open source maintainers are starting to get all manner of communiques from the compliance & legal departments of huge corporations using vaguely threatening and legal-sounding language and demanding the maintainer fill out forms and reports and attest to the security of their project "because CRA".
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 25/09/2026
hold on to your butts, I'm skeeting about open source for once.
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 25/09/2026
there is a pattern of weaponisation of the language of psychology and activism (particularly historical disability rights activism) that basically exists entirely in ~~the comments~~ and I just want to talk to all of these people and tell them you can just *not respond*.
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 23/09/2026
I got a message from my spouse, and with no interaction on my part my phone recommended a complete sentence in response. Why is it so much to ask that my technology stop trying to steal my voice?
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 23/09/2026
I am inches away from an amazing joke about that polycule from NPR but I’m just not funny enough to write it.
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 21/09/2026
I remember tables and image maps and macromedia shockwave—content may be worse and design may be bland but websites are better now. In contrast, just 10 years of CSS later @zeldman.bsky.social cranked his body text to 24px and everyone lost their goddam minds 😆 web.archive.org/web/20120430...
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Redesigning in Public Again – Jeffrey Zeldman Presents The Daily Report
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Thicc Josh @thicc-josh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trans rights or we all enjoy the camps
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 20/09/2026
I still remember the phone number to my friend’s dad’s modem which I dialled from the original Diablo.
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 14/09/2026
There’s no such thing as being apolitical. “Not taking a side” implies that all opinions, actions, & policies are equal. The Israeli government and its military are committing genocide, out loud, and publicly celebrating the result. There is no acceptable “other side” to genocide. Free Palestine.
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 11/09/2026
Reminder to everyone that “Smart TVs” are awful and if you can’t find one that doesn’t have all the internet features, at least don’t connect it to the internet. *ever*.
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 03/09/2026
I know it’s weird to miss someone you never met, but I still miss Sophie terribly.
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 02/09/2026
My dog is so sweet and good and I just wish everyone got to meet and love him.
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 25/08/2026
Wait is there actually serious conversation going on about “clanker” being a *slur*? I 100% thought this was satire. Computers don’t have feelings, sentience, or rights to be oppressed. That’s the whole point. (See also if you tell the computer to do something, take responsibility for your actions)
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 25/08/2026
😭😭😭
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 25/08/2026
It’s even possible to live a LONG life where everyone grieves its end.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 25/08/2026
Today is a good day to support your local libraries, your school libraries, your neighborhood little free libraries. Do it for Dolly.
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 25/08/2026
Dolly 😭😭😭 www.instagram.com/reels/DceNXg...
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Dolly Parton on Instagram: "A message from the family of Dolly Parton."
312K likes, 21K comments - dollyparton on August 25, 2026: "A message from the family of Dolly Parton.".
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 25/08/2026
You either die young or live to see the most principled people you know die on some weird-ass hills. Or worse, the hill of convenience.
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 25/08/2026
When I’m emperor i will make it illegal to put red onion and cabbage in the same dish.
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 21/08/2026
Can confirm that MC Hammersmith is great live, though I regret to inform no one set him up for this level of scorched earth when I saw him 😆
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 16/08/2026
If you've ever wondered how important it is to me that my entire personality not be about my career, I (apparently‽) subscribe to 258 podcasts, all meticulously filed in ten folders. I just subscribed to a podcast that has forced me to create an eleventh folder, "Tech".
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Julie Pagano @juliepagano.com · 14/08/2026
Computers were a mistake.
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 13/08/2026
My greatest power play this year is that I’m just half-assing August and taking my real summer holidays in September. (Do not email me in September it will be forwarded to the bin)
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 13/08/2026
This was a fun talk bc of how proud I was of the solution we came up with. Also this is one of my favorite photos ever 😆
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 10/08/2026
Okay but this does not address the foot/hand issue. Wrists and ankles are weak and as the fish snack, they sometimes kinda… pop off and float to shore. I wonder just how far you’d need to go to feel confident that was mitigated. Would you actually need a blue water vessel?
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 09/08/2026
I sure wish I knew anyone else that plays Diablo II.
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NPR's Planet Money @planetmoney.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
We are looking to talk with folks who may want to leave their current job but are staying for the health insurance only. Does that sound like you or someone you know? Email your story to indicator@npr.org and we may reach out.
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 28/07/2026
Remember when “TERFs are fascists” seemed like a bit of a stretch to say out loud.
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 25/07/2026
HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE
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Shane Becker @veganstraightedge.com · 24/07/2026
⬜️ iPhone white screen of death! Help? ‼️ My screen is all white, with a visible refresh scan line going down from top of screen, over and over. iPhone 16 Pro Max 1. Tried force restart `Volume up, volume down, hold side button`… no Apple logo appears 2.Tried letting battery die overnight 😭
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 16/07/2026
Caption me: what on _earth_ could @danielroe.dev & @patak.cat be talking about that has me this engrossed? (look, we all know it's probably not the JavaScript) photo via @webengineshackfest.org www.flickr.com/photos/webha...
A woman with pink & blue hair wearing a zebra print dress and cat eye glasses is intently focused on something over the photographer's left shoulder
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 16/07/2026
Sometimes spending five minutes repeatedly drafting and deleting a post as I work through my feelings on a topic is more effective than hours of therapy.
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 13/07/2026
i am a machine that turns wine into bureaucratic resilience.
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 13/07/2026
Sometimes when I need a chuckle I go through these videos and, in addition to being amused by @mothgrrl.bsky.social’s practical application commentary, the comments from people new to the series will never stop making me lol
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 12/07/2026
Okay. It is the beginning of the final week of the absolute worst actors in re this gif.
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 10/07/2026
Starlink's privacy policy seems completely normal (terribly, horrifyingly normal). The data they collect contextually speaking is from their website, data brokers, & what you send cust support. They suck for plenty of reasons, don't waste energy making up new ones. www.linkedin.com/posts/jagoli...
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U.S. airlines are starting to onboard more Starlink wifi capability, for no inflight fee. If there’s no fee, what’s in it for Starlink? Here's a peek at their privacy Terms of Service. They… | ...
U.S. airlines are starting to onboard more Starlink wifi capability, for no inflight fee. If there’s no fee, what’s in it for Starlink? Here's a peek at their privacy Terms of Service. They apparen...
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 09/07/2026
Sam (2015)
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 08/07/2026
It is out of love and respect for my partner, family, and friends that I am not bringing up in conversation that— Actually no I’m so 🙄 about the whole piece that I won’t even give the author or publication the time of day to name drop and I’m genuinely sorry I didn’t just hit cancel on this poast.
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 08/07/2026
Always a good sign when the group chat icon is updated to Elmo Rise
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 08/07/2026
I'm evolving on my position that computers were a mistake. I think the mistake is when we allowed them to communicate with each other at a distance. Adama would never.
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Jan Lehnardt @janl.bsky.narrativ.es · 08/07/2026
My team at @bsky.neighbourhood.ie and I are looking for any and all projects we might be able to help with, the sooner the better. We are really good at turning manual processes into digital ones, especially, but not limited to, if parts of the process need to work while a device is offline.
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 06/07/2026
There is something perfect about the fact that Modafinil Blues is a song I could probably listen to on repeat for an hour, simultaneously deeply enjoying and not noticing it. music.apple.com/us/album/mod...
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Modafinil Blues by Matthew Dear on Apple Music
Song · 2018 · Duration 5:00
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 03/07/2026
I just remembered this cheery little ditty exists and it gave me a much-needed smile
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 02/07/2026
Thinking awfully hard about a trip to Edinburgh Fringe after seeing this video. www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 28/06/2026
This grown ass adult woman’s formal first name better be Bond and formal surname better be Girl or what the fuck are you doing.
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Aki the Conqueror 🦓 @akiro.se · 27/06/2026
It’s electric!
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