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Judah Kelber

@jkelber.bsky.social
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Former IT guy who likes to cook and garden. USMC (Reserves) veteran. Almost-native Oregonian (moved here when I was 1 month old, that ought to count for something). Whee?

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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 13h
Had training this evening and got done just in time to see the Ravens score and then Tua doing Tua things (getting intercepted).
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lost 17-15, felt like Oregon should have lost by 30.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Akili Smith Jr. could fix this.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thankfully, UCLA has thrown two interceptions and had a FG attempt blocked, so Oregon is only down 10-6.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Everyone: Jerry has only posted 93,000 times? Seems low.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I second Misen, surprisingly good for how inexpensive it is.
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hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
one of the best devs of her generation: boss, i found this error scenario, but don't worry, i've created a fix fox it an- middest male manager: pssh no highly trained man would do that, we don't need your girl math best male astronaut: *immediately fucks up* middest manager: save us girl math
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
CNN in November:
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/tyle...
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Uh...
Screenshot of the article sumamry:
"American Airlines Passenger Allegedly Put Her Legs Against Window As She Masturbated
11:57 AM PT - TMZ has obtained video of the incident."

the part about video has been circled in red
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's important work. I also just wanted to say BARRY NO instead of JERRY NO for a change.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BARRY NO
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every day I get more angry with Al Gore for inventing the internet.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Appears to come with...what?
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Current Jackson- Collins debate score:
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don't be gross, Morty.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@thekenchilds.com
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The a capella mashup we didn't know we needed.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 05/10/2026
🧐
George W. Bush     9       11
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 05/10/2026
whenever I have optimism it's quickly dashed by remembering almost a million people follow the Alt National Park Service account
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s confusing that @theatlantic.com described this man as a “a lifelong Democrat who had voted for Trump for the first time in 2024” who when these are some of his very easily findable FB posts:
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No that’s that one Disturbed cover song I think.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The number of people who really don't want to pull their weight in relationships though...especially men...ugh.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
OK, not really. Pulling your own weight is surprisingly good advice 99% of the time.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/7661...
cooking.nytimes.com
Tomato Lentil Stew With Crispy Potato Recipe • 5★ • 1 hr
This hearty one-pot stew makes the most out of kitchen staples thanks to some smart cooking strategies. Carrot, celery and onion are familiar vegetables for creating an aromatic base, but here, cuttin...
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know I'm late to the thread, but I made a recipe that sounded like it would be pretty good and instead it was REALLY good. Solid way to end the weekend.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just say, "Get married in 2000 and you'll always know what year anniversary it is. Worked for me." About as good as yours, functionally.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
someone call up will smith we need him to do something
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hope your next words were, "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED."
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hell yeah
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Respectfully, what the actual fuck?
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stand By Me?
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He shouldn't have been using a catapult as a stand mixer.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's the terror of knowing what this world is about Watchin' some good friends screamin', "Let me out"
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ridiculous couple of weeks. How are you doing?
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/09/2026
I actually don't think the Republican Senator mixed up "Hawks" and "Hawkeyes." Going by his own statements, it appears his staff saw he went to a basketball game on that date and googled basketball games and found the only men's game that night in the whole country was in Atlanta.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe it just fell off. On accident.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes! bsky.app/profile/coac...
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok but not even read the comics or the old Batman KA-POW show?
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something Lamar-velous?
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh did something happen in Dallas sports today, perhaps in a different country? Something glorious?
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026
quiet quitting, you mean acting your wage
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Roberto Rojas @robertorojas97.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Brazilian Portuguese commentary on that Tyler Loop field goal for the Ravens is exactly what everyone needs to hear right now
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alex.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
2!
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I give the first one a D and the second one a solid A. That's my color grading for the day.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Akili Smith Jr had it last year and a freshman WR this year…
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 26/09/2026
This is the play in real time. UConn got a new set of downs due to the change of possesSION
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We should try having some group of people who get to vote on approving agency heads like OMB director.

Sen. Susan Collins

@SenatorCollins
Without warning or consultation, Congress just received an $810 million package of pocket rescissions from the Administration.  This is the most recent attempt by this Office of Management and Budget (OMB) to undermine Congress’s Constitutional power of the purse. 
 
This move shows that OMB intentionally withheld these funds for months to execute this unlawful cancellation of appropriations that were approved on a bipartisan basis and signed into law.  
  
Not only is the delay itself an impoundment that was not reported to Congress, but also it is a usurpation of Congress’s appropriations powers.  OMB is an agency of the executive branch.  It does not get to decide which programs are worth funding.
 
The independent Government Accountability Office has concluded that pocket rescissions are unlawful and not permitted by the Impoundment Control Act. Any effort to rescind appropriated funds without congressional approval is a clear violation of the law.
 
I will work with my colleagues to address these illegal actions.
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