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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 03/10/2026
Rubella's Drag Race
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corndoggylol.bsky.social @corndoggylol.bsky.social · 4h
The Chicago Bears Takedown The Jets !
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Em @emaudible.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When you play Big Walk you're exploring a real place. To capture that in the ambiences @househouse.com invited me on our own big walk through Wilson's Promontory National Park in Australia. Being there with the team was such a special experience, and a highlight in all my time at @ashellinthepit.com
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 4h
flip it and run the bottom of the salt shaker against the bottom of the pepper in a circle
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 4h
pretty definitely
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 12/11/2024
when I worked at Cub Foods (a 24hr grocery store), our back room manager was named Michael Jackson (he went by Mike for perhaps obvious reasons) who ended his night shift walking upstairs to the men's room, opening the door and walking in to find a short man shitting into the child-height urinal.
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 4h
"Sam" for a girl is short for "Samanthuel"
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 5h
they won't even let you call your colleague's wife a bald bitch on live television anymore 🙄
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 6h
making a moulin out of a molehill
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 8h
Parking Garage Rally Circuit is $4.99 on Steam buff.ly/Tlubzbx
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zerØ ılılı @machinaezer0.bsky.social · 8h
Man, fall fucking rules
A walkway out into a beautiful fall meadow lookout point
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 7h
there is a young women named Julie💖 who would really like to br my friend lately
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 02/10/2026
tried my best on a first attempt
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 9h
Arnold Ness Klagstad (1933-1943)
"Archer Daniels Midland Elevator" oil on canvas

----- [from the Smithsonian American Art Museum] -----

 Cars and trains, industry and agriculture, trees and smokestacks meet in this busy image of Minneapolis, Minnesota. 

Local painter Arnold Klagstad gently guided the viewer's eye into the painting along a curving stretch of road with a car and two pedestrians to lead the way past a brick house, trees, and green lawns. Two white railroad crossing signs signal an abrupt transition to the confusing complex of commercial structures crowded along the railroad tracks. 

Among the many buildings is the Harris Machinery Company at the far right, announced by a bold black and white sign, while a towering Archer Daniels Midland grain elevator dominates the view. The density of businesses may suggest a thriving economy, but in fact drought and low farm prices made for hard times in 1930s Minnesota. 

The juxtapositions of greenery with steel, and agricultural structures with manufacturing signal the tensions among farmers, business owners, and unions that led to violent confrontations in the streets of Minneapolis in 1934.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 20h
throwing my iced coffee in the face of the first dude who shows up to the interview in a sweatsblazer
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H-O-T-T-O-D-D! @klookloo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
edit of B. Kliban's "A Cartoonist is coming!" comic, but Sluggo in his new hat is the dapper strutting fellow
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 23h
saw this twice in theaters. I was absolutely enraptured.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 23h
Say what you will about Gangs of New York that costume work was on point
Still from the movie Gangs of New York showing a group of the main male characters most in garish garb
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 04/10/2026
fair play. tired of this one going around, so that's on me.
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 04/10/2026
reciepts
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 04/10/2026
can you please find the one that isn't ai upscaled
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 03/10/2026
"Where else can a guy get a job riding a whale at marine land?"
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J “Halloween” B @jhb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“…if I’m standing in warehouse beside a time clock, and a guy is punching in for his best friend who is too hungover to get out of bed, I’m standing in America 🇺🇸” youtu.be/pMHdGBz2AqI
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The Kids in the Hall - "America"
YouTube video by xtremepizan
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 06/05/2025
who will be America’s next top skeet
Skeet Ulrich
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 03/10/2026
we use this all the time to mean you aren't doing work but getting paid but also anything by Bruce on his own is golden
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Kids in the Hall - Arms in a Vat of Dead Fish
YouTube video by katto5000
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 03/10/2026
lol jimprobably
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this week's Bring Your Own Vinyl set Lotta people brought lotta vinyl, it goes on no questions asked, unless it's The Smiths, we have to draw the line somewhere So this is a bit rough because a groove will be interrupted by the random elements but thats the deal www.mixcloud.com/fullofghosts...
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Spook Your Own Vinyl by FULL OF GHOSTS
An active Bring Your Own Vinyl night, spooked up for Oktober. It'll be a bit rough because the name of the game is anyone can interrupt what I'm doin and I'll throw on their vinyl no questions. Well o...
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nobody was doing it like him
Still from the television series the new red green show showing two cars duct taped together
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 03/10/2026
Rubella's Drag Race
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 03/10/2026
[Achewood] Philippe losing his absolute shit at the "Mickey Mouse pancakes" prepared by Téodor
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
skeet ulrich
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 03/10/2026
Jim Melchert (1964)
"Ghost Plate with Mickey Mouse Ears" glazed earthenware

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Ghost Plate with Mickey Mouse Ears is Jim Melchert’s favorite piece from a series of works created in 1964. 

He was inspired by a line from Ingmar Bergman’s film The Silence that reads, “One must tread carefully among the ghosts in your past.” Melchert decorated the plates and jars of this series with masks and used them to work through issues from his past. 
The ghost in this piece wears a Mickey Mouse hat. 

This is a playful image, but is also meant to evoke the humiliation of a child wearing a dunce cap.
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 03/10/2026
worse it's a place in England like thyme-upon-avonshire or some shit
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🌚 #CancelRent @maunciple.devil.computer · 17/08/2026
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Dieting Hippo @dhippo.net · 08/06/2026
caves of claude
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making art @marigoldmagic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
a very chicago tile mosaic!
a hot dog tile mosaic floor
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JCP⭐Designs 👺 A Professional Who Gives A Shit @jcpxdesigns.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Fuck your LLM, fuck your AI "art" and "music." Delete your AI. Now available: jacobcpaul.threadless.com/designs/dele...
A pink-haired girl in a vest, short shorts and fingerless gloves covered in spikes punches a robot in the face, sending pieces of it shattering everywhere. Surrounding them it reads "Delete AI."
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ChicagoVintageTileFloors @chicagovtfloor.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The good boy is peeing on an ICE agent.
Street graffiti at the viaduct entrance of a caped dog urinating on an ICE agent.
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Gm
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I like when women’s clothing brands try to be disruptive and they’re like, “🫵 You are NOT a number! 🙂‍↔️ Find your fit using our no-numeral system.” And then you have to figure out if you’re a size Beauty Queen, size Bombshell, or size Headmistress
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/10/2026
watched MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE tonight and it’s so cool that stephen king can more easily imagine a theory of mind for an 18 wheeler truck than a human woman
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 03/10/2026
Ford Automotive presents: Schindler's Lease
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
not the full night but it was an excerpt that was a bit of a vibe imo. Friend's dad popped in so i busted out a particular crate for him. www.mixcloud.com/fullofghosts... ok i guess bsky doesnt want to deal with previews right now
a vampire coat check lady grins 
BRING YOUR OWN VINYL 
beer shop
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Guys? What is...what...what is...*Wet* Chrohn's, and does this imply that there is a *Dry* Crohn's?
a clickbait ad "Signs of Wet Crohn's Disease You May Wish You Caught..."
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
made a site that links to resource lists from libraries around the US lrs.nekoweb.org
lrs.nekoweb.org
Library Resource Lists
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@Above96th @above96th.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I happened upon a Solitary Sandpiper on the edge of the Central Park Pool. Often people tell me my photos look like a painting--this time I agree! This may be one of my favorite all-time photos. 🥰🥰🥰 #Sandpiper #CentralPark #birdcpp
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JCP⭐Designs 👺 A Professional Who Gives A Shit @jcpxdesigns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The legendary Final Fantasy, developed by Square and published by Nintendo, joins my #RetroGamingSeries! The crystals governing the elements have darkened due to corruption from the Four Fiends - the Warriors of Light must come together and save the world! jacobcpaul.threadless.com/designs/retr...
The four Warriors of Light, the Knight, the Black Wizard, the White Wizard and the Grand Master, confront the demon Chaos in hopes to slay him and end the time loop he has created, allowing him to live forever.
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 03/10/2026
my dad absolutely lost his shit at Prometheus & Bob more than anything else I exposed him to in my youth
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 03/10/2026
hell yeah that dude had a driving recliner on stage
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 03/10/2026
yeah actually we've been watching old snick episodes on youtube and kablaam has been the best part
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