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can’t wait for some victorian horrors to visit upon to the smol bean sex parties in silicon valley

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i’m always like how did steve wilkos become the special envoy to the middle east. but the thing is? he’s probably more qualified for negotiations than witkoff

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why would i have an agent in five years when i havent had facebook for 9 years

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todd blanche: okay little woman, but AI can help you shop! 👀💯 fox news lady: bitch i know how to shop

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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

written by someone who ‘listens to anything but rap’

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the air fryer stands on the shoulders of the george foreman grill

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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

digiornos rising crust ultimate pepperoni is one of the better frozen pizzas you can get for the price. but sometimes something happens to it on the way to the store, like it got melted and refrozen and it doesn’t raise right. and the cheese is all on one side. what the hell happened to you

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idk maybe we shouldn’t let colleges host little rape factories right near campus

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attention all taylor boys

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this song ends like four times

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first mistake, we never came here to have fun

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(taking a picture where my hair and tits look really good) Why I Stopped Shopping at Trader Joes

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supernovarmint @varmint.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

bringing a raw fish to an interview is just… you shouldn’t have to be told to not do that. it doesn’t matter that it’s wrapped up in newspaper and barely dripping at all

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This is bisexual discrimination

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i personally think the interviewer should offer water but americans have no concept of hospitality. then there’s the power move of pouring somebody a glass of water really slowly while you look them in the eye

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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

you know what i bet he smells good

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i left the ice cream in the car for an hour but mashallah it was only 72 degrees and cloudy outside

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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“interview kit” rattling around in my head now. phanks

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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

has the gop been overindulging on nightshades? because they have catastrophic internals

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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

macaroni and cheese and greek salad do go together if you live in the south

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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

had a probiotic soda and a coffee now my body feels ZOINKED

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I'm Clavicular, and this is 60 Minutes

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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i am so glad d’s are polling sicko mode all over the country in swing and red districts and in south carolina its just like (sad trombone sound) its just like squidward frowning out the window at spongebob and patrick. like it always has been (astronaut pointing a gun at my head)

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i’ve already had the tastiest chip taste can taste and it only takes 3 simple ingredients

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sometimes you get to the end of the year and you go boy! where has the time gone? but not 2026. this is a stale ass year that needs to hurry up

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stochastic booksales. imagine a world where the conditions were so primed that at any moment there was a general feeling that a booksale could probably happen right now. on a street near YOU

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026

i don’t know what stochastic means

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Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man

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