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Jimbles

@jimpei11.bsky.social
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The artist formerly known as Brad

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Jimbles @jimpei11.bsky.social · 8h
Some tv execs gonna have nightmares about a Milwaukee/Tampa World Series
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Jimbles @jimpei11.bsky.social · 8h
Maybe Cashman will learn to be an executive again and not just sign all of his star’s friends because he told him to
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Jimbles @jimpei11.bsky.social · 10h
Love to see the Braves lose
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Jimbles @jimpei11.bsky.social · 21h
Need one tbh
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Mia Sato @miasato.bsky.social · 21h
DoorDash charges restaurants 15-30% in commission fees, forcing businesses to raise their prices. They give restaurants almost no customer data, further isolating the people who make food from people who eat it. A startup is pitching something new — but it didn't take long for DoorDash to notice.
DoorDash, the leading food delivery app, processed 970 million orders in its second quarter this year and generated $4.5 billion in revenue. A 10-person startup called Bites is a blip in comparison: It has just around 300 restaurants signed up in the Bay Area, where it’s operating as a pre-seed startup. But this summer, Bites caught DoorDash’s attention.

In August, a slew of restaurants in the Bay Area received a strange email from DoorDash, warning businesses that they may be listed without their consent on Bites.

The form letter, copies of which were seen by The Verge, said that DoorDash had heard from “several partners” that were added to the third-party platform without their knowledge. DoorDash warned restaurants that they may not have agreed to Bites’ “terms, pricing structures, or service standards”; that they may not have control over the accuracy of their menu or hours of operation on Bites; and that, depending on the state, “such practices could be illegal.” The email included instructions on how to contact Bites to request removal.
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Mia Sato @miasato.bsky.social · 21h
If billions of people use chatbots to navigate the web — to shop, order food, call cabs — apps and websites won't be able to show ads, upsell customers, and give discounts. We have been calling this "the DoorDash problem" at @theverge.com. Here it is in action: www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
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AI could upend food delivery
A startup offered delivery for dine-in prices plus a $1 fee. DoorDash noticed.
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 07/10/2026
Phillies' manager search might land on Don Mattingly after Alex Cora snubs them again: Sources@mikefossey: "its stupid when girls say they cant find a guy, yet they ignore me. its like saying youre hungry when theres a hot dog on the ground outside"
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Jimbles @jimpei11.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Man, Eva Marie Saint was one of the last golden age stars left
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Welcome to the cream kingdom, bitch, open up
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Jimbles @jimpei11.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tag team title night
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Jimbles @jimpei11.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yankees frauds?
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I bite into Biberty's skull, expecting warm biberty goo to rush down my cheeks, but instead ... nothing but dust. A decoy. He's messing with me.
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tweet from @topherflorence

peanuts is a cool comic cause the babies are always unsupervised in a dirt field saying stuff like "suffering is the cantaloupe in the fruit salad of life" and then the dog does a skateboard trick
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Jimbles @jimpei11.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do athletes not do media training anymore
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026
"I should get to sit down when I work but you shouldn't" is a great high level summary of labor disputes
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Jimbles @jimpei11.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SUN!!!!
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Jimbles @jimpei11.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“If the drugs was cocain—uh, fentanyl then she’d be dead for sure!”
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
why does the WaPo print headline on the botched TN execution read like The Onion
Drugs Fail to Kill Woman
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Action Shakespeare 🐙🤤 @thatgalinthehat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Environmental storytelling at the elementary school
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Jimbles @jimpei11.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
McDavid is just insane and I’m never gonna get bored of saying that. My goodness
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves, The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him
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Jimbles @jimpei11.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Goddammit, Boston
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂😂😂
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Blur @tomboypepsilove.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gundam 00 is a show that asks questions such as "How much can you distance yourself from your humanity in pursuit of an ideal before losing yourself?", "Can you truly make peace with someone who doesn't see his fellow humans as people?" and "Can a white boy walk the path of the bushido blade?"
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every big sports TV week gets me thinking about how our entire economy is graft, scams, middlemen and the commodification of the essentials of life. In a just world all of those industries would be destroyed or nationalized but there'd be no one left to make TV commercials
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Jimbles @jimpei11.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Great start for the Habs to the new season
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Jimbles @jimpei11.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh I did not realize the playoff games start so soon lol I have stuff to watch again woooo
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Jimbles @jimpei11.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@babbyjaso.shitpost.city Jason are you gonna be an NHL fan if the BoG ends up ok’ing a team in Houston
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 28/09/2026
Tampa Bay rays post on twitter: 

NO REST
162 GAMES with 40+ hrs

Pic of junior caminero sitting with one leg bent, foot flat on floor, other leg fully extended on floor, holding a bat that is standing barrel down, he's holding it by the knob. He other arm is resting on his bent knee. 
New radicals you get what you give cover, where the guy is sitting legs extended
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 27/09/2026
Phillies fans today
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 27/09/2026
felt very strongly that we needed this image on this platform
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Jimbles @jimpei11.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I find it impossible to think of Max Scherzer as charming
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
CM Punk wore a PCA jersey for his first pitch at Wrigley Field tonight 😤
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Jimbles @jimpei11.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Love being in Ueno
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Jimbles @jimpei11.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
in my restless dreams yada yada yada
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jason Benetti gets roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. #DNMW #Tigers
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(Cam Skattebo barges into the MRI tube) “what are they doing to you in here bro”
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Chris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"They don't know Miguel Vargas is having a breakout season while underperforming his peripherals."
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Jimbles @jimpei11.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cannot believe that the Red Sox actually made the playoffs lol
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Jimbles @jimpei11.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bottle keep
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tl;dr: The US gets what it already has, Greenland and Denmark get to stop wasting their time on the US or meeting with half wits. Trump's goal was full control of Greenland: goal failed.
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 19/09/2026
Mr Redlegs has been compromised out of an abundance of caution after mainlining 9 straight days of manosphere related content. There are no mourners.
a picture of Mr Redlegs with ELIMINATED underneath
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 19/09/2026
Fredbird violated the natural laws of order and has been neutralized. He is survived by the things that keep you up at night. He will not be remembered.
a picture of fredbird with "eliminated underneath"
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 06/09/2026
Dinger knows what he did and knows he deserved it. He will not be missed.
Fox Sports graphic showing Dinger and "eliminated"

"Colorado Rockies has been edited out"
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Americans do not understand that the United States is currently a dual state, in which the 'immigration system' (& spending via OMB, etc.) is operating as a lawless totalitarian prerogative state, alongside more normal processes of the normative state in other areas of law & policy.
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pete Crow-Armstrong is *this close* to having the greatest season in the history of the Chicago Cubs, who have only existed since the 1800s www.fangraphs.com/leaders/majo...
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