Reposted by John HeiselChicagoans for a Free Wales @transfem.my · 28/09/2026Wisconsin stays winning 031
John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I rated The Ballad of Wallis Island (2025) 8/10 #IMDb 000
Reposted by John HeiselChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Someone needs to explain to Trump that the worse Republicans do in the midterms, the better it looks for him. Just goes to show the party is utterly lost without him on the ballot! He’s literally the only Republican who has the juice. (Natalie, if you see this, please print and share.) 702520279
John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Holy shit. Just saw a commercial for Tony Chachere’s, which is weird enough, but now I realize after 30+ years of consuming it, I have been mispronouncing it. Apologies Mister Sachery! 000
Reposted by John Heiselℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player 402040412
Reposted by John HeiselThe Capybaron @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026There once was a hitman from Sweden Who was, on the motorway, speedin’ His mark goes unwhacked, For in ironic fact, The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’ 141732523
Reposted by John HeiselCurt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026How is he doing two different forms of crazy eyes at once. It's like he's trying to do Gary Busey and Forest Whitaker at the same time and has gotten pretty successful at it. 3495
John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026So my teenage daughters are singing @wolfparade.bsky.social at midnight. Apparently it’s a TikTok trend. I think I got coolness points for recognizing it? And mentioning that we hung out back stage at Bowery ballroom in 2016. But sadly my iPhone videos don’t include “I’ll believe in anything.” 000
Reposted by John HeiselCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Cookie Monster's Take Me Out To The Ballgame 12653237
Reposted by John HeiselThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/06/2026“We serve what I call customizable crepes, where you start with just your basic crepe and then chose from over 60 different filling options,” the first-time entrepreneur saidtheonion.comWorst Financial Decision Of Man’s Life Celebrates Grand OpeningBOISE, ID—Inviting friends, family, and “lovers of crepes from far and wide,” local man Mark Kovac, 53, held a gathering Friday to celebrate the grand opening of the single worst financial decision of... 1379345
Reposted by John HeiselAlex Zucker @alexzucker.bsky.social · 26/05/2026The Sonny Rollins Bridge Project seeks to rename NYC’s Williamsburg Bridge to commemorate Rollins’ musical sabbatical there from 1959-1961. SIGN OUR PETITION sonnyrollinsbridge.net/our-quest/sonnyrollinsbridge.netOur Quest – Sonny Rollins Bridge Project 18737
Reposted by John Heiselmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 04/05/2026yeah i'll watch when i have some time | patreon.com/lubchansky 865099
Reposted by John HeiselAlex The Blue Fox 🔜 BFC @alexthebluefox.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Spirit Airlines has officially shut down operations. Well, you know what that means... 3750811738
Reposted by John HeiselRyan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 11/04/2026THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH 504968907
Reposted by John HeiselScott Rose @rprose.bsky.social · 23/03/2026imagine if the only written record of your existence 100 years from now is that you lost this bet and you also had to pay for the eggs anyway, good on you tracy 151
Reposted by John Heiselalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 23/03/2026bluesky: the sports app 413326
John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Saw Hoppers today at a sneak preview and it was good but I was surprised that within the first five minutes there was a Bikini Kill song. More surprising than hearing Holiday in Cambodia in the latest SpongeBob movie. 010
Reposted by John HeiselYell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 01/03/2026fact based thread of value 0108
Reposted by John Heiselamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 10/02/2026always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay 47144952915
Reposted by John Heiselformthehead @formthehead.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein 2849971243
Reposted by John HeiselThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/01/2026Stand With The Sinister Minnesotans Against ICE store.theonion.com/products/siniste… 191891492
John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Does anyone know how to get a response from the subscription department at @theonion.com ? Emails go unanswered. No phone number listed @bencollins.bsky.social @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social 010
Reposted by John HeiselMike Hixenbaugh @mikehixenbaugh.com · 08/01/2026Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity. 30387624190
Reposted by John Heiseltoko2000 @toko2000.bsky.social · 08/01/2026i do not believe in god, but at this point, i truly hope i am wrong and all these people rot in the deepest, darkest depths of hell for eternity 032
John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Proud to say I finally finished reading Woodworking by @emilystjams.bsky.social and very thankful that the Brooklyn Public Library forgives overdue fines upon return. And terribly sorry to everyone on the wait list these past five months — you’ve got a great book waiting for you! 040
Reposted by John HeiselMatt Oswalt @mattoswaltva.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Live a life that makes Trump attack you when you die. Rob Reiner was creative, generous, and intelligent; all things a stupid petty narcissist conman finds threatening. Rob left a lasting legacy. Trump will leave nothing when he dies, just a gold plated gravestone people will only visit to piss on 17551106
John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Spinal tap. Stand by me. Princess bride. When harry met sally. Misery. A few good men. Any one of those would be an incredible accomplishment. Six? Plus a lengthy career outside of this? And righteous activism? Rip #robreiner 020
