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John Heisel

@jheisel.bsky.social
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Former expat in Moscow. Currently a Brooklyn dad.

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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Inspiration for Animal House?
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Chicagoans for a Free Wales @transfem.my · 28/09/2026
Wisconsin stays winning
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I rated Jackass Forever (2022) 7/10 #IMDb
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I rated Space Buddies (2009) 4/10 #IMDb
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I rated Wolfs (2024) 7/10 #IMDb
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I rated The Ballad of Wallis Island (2025) 8/10 #IMDb
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone needs to explain to Trump that the worse Republicans do in the midterms, the better it looks for him. Just goes to show the party is utterly lost without him on the ballot! He’s literally the only Republican who has the juice. (Natalie, if you see this, please print and share.)
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I noticed it wrt Jen for sure but definitely didn’t have any gaydar at that age! Think I only went to one or two of those BBS events at like whatever the pizza place was at the mall on Alpine?
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Somehow I avoided the worst of this…fear maybe?
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As my kids would say, “sounds like a skill issue.” As I would say, sounds like a bad excuse for not checking sources.
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I mean, I just popped over to twitter and looked up the original. It wasn’t difficult!
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s funny how much more engagement this got on here than the original site, where its audience immediately understood it was a joke and moved on. lol.
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Holy shit. Just saw a commercial for Tony Chachere’s, which is weird enough, but now I realize after 30+ years of consuming it, I have been mispronouncing it. Apologies Mister Sachery!
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I rated They Will Kill You (2026) 6/10 #IMDb
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I rated Send Help (2026) 7/10 #IMDb
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I rated 17 Again (2009) 6/10 #IMDb
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I rated Good Fortune (2025) 6/10 #IMDb
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh shit I had no idea he was back pitching for the Mets in 2026!
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just started following him on Insta. www.instagram.com/reel/DE7i0E1...
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pretty fantastic. I read his Wikipedia recently and he is just one of those guys who can’t give this game up. Majors, minors, independents, foreign - much respect.
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh really? I am not familiar with this aspect of Robert Stock.
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
FEED IT TO MY VEINS.
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
He started for the cubs against degrom and must’ve shown something attractive in queens because within weeks he was pitching for the Mets. Once. I love Bob Stock. Best game I ever went to at Citi field.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player
HUNTER CORNMAN

Apple-cheeked blond oaf

Usually hits .218 but turns into Ted fucking Williams whenver he's facing your team

Attended Robert E. Lee-Strom Thurmond Secondary in South BiscuitvilleDAX DONK

Perpetually damp-looking ambidextrous sidearm knuckleballer with 0.95 ERA

Acquired by the Rays for $500 out of the Boat Repair Technical College of Alaska

The moment he’s owed real money he will be traded to the Yankees for a stack of scratch-off tickets
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I rated Little Brother (2026) 5/10 #IMDb
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I rated Save Yourselves! (2020) 7/10 #IMDb
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I rated Honor Society (2022) 7/10 #IMDb
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I rated The Odyssey (2026) 9/10 #IMDb
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Can’t see it here :(
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The Capybaron @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There once was a hitman from Sweden Who was, on the motorway, speedin’ His mark goes unwhacked, For in ironic fact, The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I rated Love Hurts (2025) 4/10 #IMDb
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What is the vagina of Nadya Suleman?
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What are chickens?
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What made you switch?
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I know this feeling! I just dislike the idea of like bifocals or whatever. I have a dislike of the lenses having a second area with a different prescription. I don’t like the way it looks. Probably I am dumb since I have to avoid looking through my lenses to read/write this.
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How is it? I think I need them but I’ve been avoiding it as a matter of aesthetics.
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I rated X (2022) 7/10 #IMDb
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Facebook (META) makes tons of money.
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I rated Normal (2025) 7/10 #IMDb
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
At least some movies like The Princess Bride are still pretty much perfect.
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Or hell, in Short Circuit when they have a white guy put on brown face and an “Indian” accent.
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
And of course you find things that you didn’t care about 30-40 years ago but now you realize are ugh. Like in the Monster Squad when they use a certain f-word as pejorative for gay.
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Like my memory of Twins was like - Schwarzenegger and Devito are different but somehow twins. Funny and hijinks ensue. But there’s a whole plot about stolen nukes and a romantic subplot and I guess somehow you have to fill 90 minutes.
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Yeah that must be from the sequel. Watching movies from your childhood with your kids is wild.
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Interestingly, he isn’t called Johnny 5 in the first one!
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I rated Short Circuit (1986) 7/10 #IMDb
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Adding this to the queue. If you haven’t seen it, BlackBerry - with Glenn Howerton and Jay Baruchel - sounds very much up this alley.
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
lol surfing was awesome. I think my lynx and games might be in my parents’ basement. I was afraid to check the box though.
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Curt Affair @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How is he doing two different forms of crazy eyes at once. It's like he's trying to do Gary Busey and Forest Whitaker at the same time and has gotten pretty successful at it.
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John Heisel @jheisel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My 7yo is into geography somehow so I saw your post and had him try: www.maptap.gg August 9 99🎯 97🔥 99🎯 97🔥 85🎓 Final score: 940
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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