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Jim Hartley

@jhdeer.bsky.social
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Rated "tolerably strange" by a jury of my peers. More kinks than the average senior citizen. #deer #furry FA: furaffinity.net/user/jimhartley/

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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to... so at least make it funny while you do it.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 16/09/2026
he won
"I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!"
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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TheAbbeyRoadie | Commissions Open! @theabbeyroadie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The brainrot on the dead bird app is a LOT, guys…
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/08/2026
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
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Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
LOS ANGELES - Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the m...
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wrong 80-year-old Home Alone 2 actor.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Some people might not be aware, but it is entirely possible that without Dolly Parton we wouldn’t have had a COVID vaccine. She partly funded Moderna’s research and gave the largest individual contribution to make it all happen. Just gives you an idea of the kind of person she was.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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muncie @muncie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
ladies, please
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Text on a starry blue background: "Have you ever had a dream that, that you, um, you had, your, you— you could, you'll do, you— you wants, you, you could do so, you— you'll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?"
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Waxing Tide, of the Flamm/e Clade @flammtay.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
When you go for a kiss And you slip past their lips That's a voré
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Conejito @conejito.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
the ancient texts must be honored
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
#Vore Day, you say?
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 05/08/2026
THIS IS WHY!!!! WE CALL!!! GREAT JOB EVERYONE 🩷 KOSA did pass the house but remember the senate has a conflicting version. Keep calling, it matters!
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
How your email finds my braincell:
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Col. Will Porter @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
casualties of language
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Jacob (The Coaster Composer) @rct3isepic.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I had a realization yesterday that The Sorcerer's Apprentice is a great allegory for Generative AI. Mickey pawns off work to an autonomous force only to have that force mindlessly use keep doing that very thing and destroy everything while using up plenty of perfectly good water in the process
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Palaeo @palaeosinensis.com · 21/07/2026
Definitely applies to art as well as science.
Screen caps of Mrs Frizzle from the Magic School bus. Relevant quote says, “If at first you don’t succeed, find out why. “
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This could be for anyone, really.
A card with a sombrero and poncho-wearing Chihuahua saying "ADIOS!" under a "Loss of Loved One" slot on a card shelf.
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Prof. Anthea Butler @antheabutler.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Don't lose y'all's job folks keep it on the group chat. Add me tho 🥴😉
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Accursed Dirt Beast 🔞 @aftermoles.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If anyone is getting smacked with this - just use deer.social or another alternate client. Bsky is just an AT Protocol Client, and your Bsky account is an AT Protocol account - you can use your same Bsky account thru another AT Protocol Client, no migration or loss necessary. Could not be easier.
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Furries returning to the hellsite for a couple months, then popping back into Bluesky to hit us with the ol' "lol I forgot this place existed":
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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witchbit — 𐂂 @switchbit.co · 01/07/2026
instead of drawing several deer with tiny flags, this year i drew one deer several times with a big flag i did not think this one through anyway, happy pride!
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
We salute honkers in this household. 🫡
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Spatchadont 🔞 @spatchadont.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Here's a version with the artist's name
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🎃 Timber, But Spooky~ 🎃 @timberpuppers.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Nashies! YouTube Cooking Show 😺 @nashiez.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"So, if I use ChatGPT you think less of me?" Yep. Hope this helps.
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Just checked, happened to me as well... might be time to open the ol' ⚙️ icon and make sure.
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deersphoric clocky doe ⚧︎ @mfingdeergirl2sday.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Casual boning while the kid's away, that tracks.
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𝘽⃥𝙞⃥𝙤⃥𝙡⃥𝙤⃥𝙜⃥𝙞⃥𝙘⃥𝙖⃥𝙡⃥ (hiatus) @biological.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
For all my colourful friends, I support you.
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Analog Lovense.
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
"Ask not where the finger guns point... they point at THEE."
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KittenBoogers (Recalled by the FDA!!) @kittenboogers.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
"You're weak if you don't draw body hair" "You're not a real fat enjoyer if you don't draw the neck fat" "Real boobs that size need to show vein-" How bout you shut the fuck up and cook your own food.
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Spookala A.P. 🔞 @sukalaap.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
Simba's Coming Out
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Puppy creature
Drawing of a puppy creature with the caption; "Be a freak be a weirdo"
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Elder Skunk of the North @loranskunky.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The Fred Rogers Production has started uploading every episode of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood for free. www.youtube.com/@misterroger...
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Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
Welcome to the official Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood YouTube channel! For more than 30 years, Mister Rogers created a relationship with millions of children, each of whom felt like they were visiting ...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The money was always there for the good things.
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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Jim Hartley @jhdeer.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Briefs: DEPLOYED. #Pride
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 31/05/2026
PSA: Bluesky's new auto-tagging moderation stuff is a disaster. Disable it. Go into Settings on the Bluesky site and enable adult content and set everything to Warn at most, which makes posts opt-in. Hide just vanishes posts. Then go into Advanced/Bluesky Mod Service and do the same on everything.
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Aaron - Thorgi's Haunted Arcade @thorgisarcade.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Yo @bsky.app this new nsfw filter is horrible. It hides whole accounts, I have to click through a censor bar to see what a friend thought of a movie because a year ago they drew a butt? We already had content filters, this just makes the site unusable and deters a chunk of your audience from posting
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 30/05/2026
If you have nsfw set to "hide" I implore you to set it to "warn". You still won't see anything except for a blurred post Otherwise once they roll out account-wide adult content labeling a whole lot of people including me are going to disappear from your timelines, even our sfw text posts
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